Nenslitic Factoid
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 07:24:20 -0700
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341 people were injured in 2004 when they attempted
to iron clothes that they were wearing.
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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:50:41 GMT
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In article <424C0814.2E3@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> 341 people were injured in 2004 when they attempted
> to iron clothes that they were wearing.
32 more were injured when ruffians held them down while someone else
ironed them.
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but still no bacon-flavored cereal. Hmph!
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in the Garden of Eden history.
The fruit that was forbidden
was on the Tree of Knowledge.
The subtext is, All the suffering you have
is because you wanted to find out what was going on.
You could be in the Garden of Eden
if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut
and hadn't asked any questions."
- Frank Zappa
"How can I study this planet
if the entire population is staring
at my freakishly deformed head?"
- "Invader Zim"
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:21:10 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:424C0814.2E3@succeeds.com...
> 341 people were injured in 2004 when they attempted
> to iron clothes that they were wearing.
Im amazed its only 341?, or is that number just American not global
statistics
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 31 Mar 2005 15:37:26 -0800
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<<341 people were injured in 2004 when they attempted
to iron clothes that they were wearing>>
I bet all of them were related to me
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:00:40 -0800
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On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 07:24:20 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>341 people were injured in 2004 when they attempted
>to iron clothes that they were wearing.
on the bright side at least they didn't attempt self-dry-cleaning.
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