Not on Giganews Yet

Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 10:02:25 -0500

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But look what IS on Giganews with the name slack in it!

alt.binaries.dominion.slackware,
alt.binaries.pictures.nospam.post-yourself-nude-slack-jawed-yokels,
alt.binaries.slack, alt.fan.kevin-tom.slackers, alt.fr.os.slackware,
alt.irc.fan.slackie, alt.irc.fan.slackie.nude, alt.os.linux.slackware,
alt.pl.comp.os.linux.slackware, alt.slack, alt.slack.68669.points,
alt.slack.bob, alt.slack.bob.dirtbag, alt.slack.devo,
alt.slack.eraserhead, alt.slack.goathead, alt.slack.mid-atlantic,
alt.slack.mid-atlantic.crusades, alt.slack.midatlantic,
alt.slack.midatlantic.crusades, alt.slack.pr0n, alt.slack.sputum,
alt.sputum.slack, free.it.linux.slackware, free.slack,
free.slack.bring.me.an.imac

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 17:29:00 GMT

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In article <120320051002258376%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

> But look what IS on Giganews with the name slack in it!
>
> alt.binaries.dominion.slackware,
> alt.binaries.pictures.nospam.post-yourself-nude-slack-jawed-yokels,
> alt.binaries.slack, alt.fan.kevin-tom.slackers, alt.fr.os.slackware,
> alt.irc.fan.slackie, alt.irc.fan.slackie.nude, alt.os.linux.slackware,
> alt.pl.comp.os.linux.slackware, alt.slack, alt.slack.68669.points,
> alt.slack.bob, alt.slack.bob.dirtbag, alt.slack.devo,
> alt.slack.eraserhead, alt.slack.goathead, alt.slack.mid-atlantic,
> alt.slack.mid-atlantic.crusades, alt.slack.midatlantic,
> alt.slack.midatlantic.crusades, alt.slack.pr0n, alt.slack.sputum,
> alt.sputum.slack, free.it.linux.slackware, free.slack,
> free.slack.bring.me.an.imac

alt.slack.gack-expectorate.guffaw

--

HellPope Huey
Former keyboardist for Bleeding Gums Murphy

Inside your head,
there's a record playing,
saying hold on
- Tom Waits, "Hold On"

"A monkey with a gun
would make a great TV show."
- "That 70s Show"


Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 12 Mar 2005 17:36:37 GMT

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:120320051002258376%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:

> But look what IS on Giganews with the name slack in it!
>
> alt.binaries.dominion.slackware,
> alt.binaries.pictures.nospam.post-yourself-nude-slack-jawed-yokels,
> alt.binaries.slack, alt.fan.kevin-tom.slackers, alt.fr.os.slackware,
> alt.irc.fan.slackie, alt.irc.fan.slackie.nude, alt.os.linux.slackware,
> alt.pl.comp.os.linux.slackware, alt.slack, alt.slack.68669.points,
> alt.slack.bob, alt.slack.bob.dirtbag, alt.slack.devo,
> alt.slack.eraserhead, alt.slack.goathead, alt.slack.mid-atlantic,
> alt.slack.mid-atlantic.crusades, alt.slack.midatlantic,
> alt.slack.midatlantic.crusades, alt.slack.pr0n, alt.slack.sputum,
> alt.sputum.slack, free.it.linux.slackware, free.slack,
> free.slack.bring.me.an.imac
>

OK, LOOK dammit. I can BARELY handle what's crawling out of the DSL cable
from this mud wrestling pit, a.b.s and monter plus a DIVX or two. If I was
to try and keep up with all that two things would happen:

1. I would have no life, and

2. My wifemisstress would divorce me and marry a toaster because it would
actually DO something when she asked.

There's waaaaay too much internet on the internet.

--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"People are stupid. Just go to a yard sale, watch all the used shit they
buy and then TELL ME I'M WRONG!!!"
-- DJ Epoch

"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey



Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:21:18 -0500

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In article , Rev DJ
Epoch wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
> news:120320051002258376%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
>
> > But look what IS on Giganews with the name slack in it!
> >
> > alt.binaries.dominion.slackware,
> > alt.binaries.pictures.nospam.post-yourself-nude-slack-jawed-yokels,
> > alt.binaries.slack, alt.fan.kevin-tom.slackers, alt.fr.os.slackware,
> > alt.irc.fan.slackie, alt.irc.fan.slackie.nude, alt.os.linux.slackware,
> > alt.pl.comp.os.linux.slackware, alt.slack, alt.slack.68669.points,
> > alt.slack.bob, alt.slack.bob.dirtbag, alt.slack.devo,
> > alt.slack.eraserhead, alt.slack.goathead, alt.slack.mid-atlantic,
> > alt.slack.mid-atlantic.crusades, alt.slack.midatlantic,
> > alt.slack.midatlantic.crusades, alt.slack.pr0n, alt.slack.sputum,
> > alt.sputum.slack, free.it.linux.slackware, free.slack,
> > free.slack.bring.me.an.imac
> >
>
> OK, LOOK dammit. I can BARELY handle what's crawling out of the DSL cable
> from this mud wrestling pit, a.b.s and monter plus a DIVX or two. If I was
> to try and keep up with all that two things would happen:
>
> 1. I would have no life, and
>
> 2. My wifemisstress would divorce me and marry a toaster because it would
> actually DO something when she asked.
>
> There's waaaaay too much internet on the internet.

No. No. Look. Here's how it works.

You don't sit and watch the movies while you're DOWNLOADING them all
night long. That's not the movie. That's just the files coming in. The
movie itself is what you watch on TV, WITH the wife, IN BED, NEKKID,
WHILE the next movie is downloading.

The only problem with this system if that you end up watching only
about half a movie per night, but you download 4 or 5. So they stack up
all over your bedroom -- hand-labeled disks in little paper sleeves.
You're right, there's way too much Internet on the Net.

I lucked out in that I have a wife that will actually watch the movies
I download. I do have to include "chick flick" now and then.

Some of you men have the wrong idea of what constitutes a chick flick.
Just because a movie has NO MONSTER, does not mean it's a chick
flick.To be a chick flick, a movie has to be devoid not only of
monsters BUT EVEN OF FIREY EXPLOSIONS.

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB