Orders for Rev. Ivan Stang
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 01:50:48 GMT
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Firstly my little monkey, nice work in spreading my glorious seed throughout
the world, now since X-Day is fast approaching there are a few things which
must be completed, oh you are ok with less then minimum wage?, Good.
1) Complete HOS 987 - 1000
2) Maintain the subsite.
3) Manage and run the mail order scam
4) Post to alt.slack regulary and respond to anything relating to your holy
name or the mighty church to keep the dupes interested.
5) Think up new products.
6) Continue being the cheif PR and legal manager
7) Manage and organise church finances.
8) Organise X-Day
9) Keep making a profit.
10) Keep making a profit.
If you have some free time, you may engage with your family and community,
just remember you are always on show.
You are mine,
J R Bob Dobbs.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 05:31:55 GMT
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In article ,
"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
> Firstly my little monkey, nice work in spreading my glorious seed throughout
> the world, now since X-Day is fast approaching there are a few things which
> must be completed, oh you are ok with less then minimum wage?, Good.
>
> 1) Complete HOS 987 - 1000
> 2) Maintain the subsite.
> 3) Manage and run the mail order scam
.........
> 9) Keep making a profit.
> > 10) Keep making a profit.
11) Spit gold coins from your mouth on command.
12) Fly through the air and occasionally
squirt lilac water from your ass.
13) Eat people's stupid psychic shit as if you had
a black hole in your stomach and
no need to eat or sleep or potty.
14) Remember, Heart + Coffee= LIGHTNING!:)
15) Love me tender.
16) Foresee everyone's desires and fulfill them
before they think of it OR ELSE.
17) Be a more perfect STANG.
18) Buy Nenslo a Mac for no good reason.
19) Blow that crap off and watch anime
with your lovely bride.
20) Mail Huey a Bouncing Betty.
--
HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping
When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks
"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 28 Mar 2005 12:16:16 -0800
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> Firstly my little monkey, nice work in spreading my glorious seed
throughout
> the world, now since X-Day is fast approaching there are a few things
which
> must be completed, oh you are ok with less then minimum wage?, Good.
> 1) Complete HOS 987 - 1000
> 2) Maintain the subsite.
> 3) Manage and run the mail order scam
.........
> 9) Keep making a profit.
> > 10) Keep making a profit.
>>11) Spit gold coins from your mouth on command.
12) Fly through the air and occasionally
squirt lilac water from your ass.
13) Eat people's stupid psychic shit as if you had
a black hole in your stomach and
no need to eat or sleep or potty.
14) Remember, Heart + Coffee= LIGHTNING!:)
15) Love me tender.
16) Foresee everyone's desires and fulfill them
before they think of it OR ELSE.
17) Be a more perfect STANG.
18) Buy Nenslo a Mac for no good reason.
19) Blow that crap off and watch anime
with your lovely bride.
20) Mail Huey a Bouncing Betty. <<
21) Stay out of my Frop!
22) Don't fall for Dok Frop's "tea bagged" tricks this X-Day
23) Translate everything ever posted on alt.slack into mandern Chinese
24) Massage my corns.
25) If Huey geta Bouncing Betty, Skull gets a case of Claymores!
Posted by:: Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 20:41:30 GMT
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> 20) Mail Huey a Bouncing Betty. <<
>
>
> 25) If Huey geta Bouncing Betty, Skull gets a case of Claymores!
>
>
Bouncing Betty? Like the anti-personnel mine-thingy?
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 28 Mar 2005 12:46:52 -0800
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<>
There are several type of mines classified as "Bouncing Betty's"
The US Army's is the M-16A1 Bounding Frag Mine.
As an ex-combat engineer I experience with them.
All Bouncing Bettys will pop out of the ground when triggered to about
head heigth, then explode. Average "kill radius" is 10 meters, with
casualties out to 30 meters.
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 08:37:32 +1000
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> <>
>
> There are several type of mines classified as "Bouncing Betty's"
>
> The US Army's is the M-16A1 Bounding Frag Mine.
>
> As an ex-combat engineer I experience with them.
>
> All Bouncing Bettys will pop out of the ground when triggered to about
> head heigth, then explode. Average "kill radius" is 10 meters, with
> casualties out to 30 meters.
>
Nasty Shit - for some reason I winced reading this...
imagine DESIGNING such a thing - hope he rots before he spends the
pinkShit CON dollars he got for his 'work'
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 28 Mar 2005 15:34:13 -0800
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<
imagine DESIGNING such a thing - hope he rots before he spends the
pinkShit CON dollars he got for his 'work' >>
Oh there are even nastier land mines in both the USA inventory and the
Former Soviet Union's Cataloge.
The Soviets had a mine so sensitive to vibration that once armed, it
was pretty much impossible to disarm it.
The USA had a "toe-popper" shapped charge mine. 1/3 ounce Comp: 'B", no
metalic parts at all. 100% Plastic. Anyone who stepped on it had their
entire leg blown up into their pelvis. Not good for your golf swing.
Even though thiere is a International Ctreaty against Anti-personel
mines, (Which the Busheis do not reconize) there are enough land mines
sitting around unburied in warehouses to supply most nations for years
into the future.
Only Anti-Personnel mines that can be made uinder this treaty are
metalic with a system to auto-distruct or auto-disarm after 30 days.
The US does have sevral Air-droppable and Artillary deliverable mines
that fir this requirment.
In Southeast Asia, old mines form that war 30 yeas ago still cause
injury & death to hundred every year. Mostly poor children and farmers.
Afghanitsan is THE most mined nation. Many large and very dangerous
mine fields left over from teh Soviet war there. Many more buried by
the varous factions that fuaght (and are still fighting) for control of
the nation. MOst of the mines are buried to cuase civilian casualties.
In 1978, teh US Army had developed a non-metalic mine-detector. It DID
pick up plastic mines, but also rocks, hard clumps of clay, etc. So any
"positive" readings were usually "false"
Now most militaries do nopt clear minefileds by hand unless they have
to. They usualy have an armored vehcile equipet with heavy rollers or a
flow on front. They just drive it back-n-forth until nothing blows up
anymore.
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:46:33 +1000
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>> <
>>
>> imagine DESIGNING such a thing - hope he rots before he spends the
>> pinkShit CON dollars he got for his 'work' >>
>
> Oh there are even nastier land mines in both the USA inventory and the
> Former Soviet Union's Cataloge.
.....
> Now most militaries do nopt clear minefileds by hand unless they have
> to. They usualy have an armored vehcile equipet with heavy rollers or a
> flow on front. They just drive it back-n-forth until nothing blows up
> anymore.
>
'magine a beam of some sort of vibration - whatever - that triggers
explosives to go off...
good for minefields but just spray it EVERYwhere - all the nasties blow
'm selves up...
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:30:11 GMT
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In article ,
Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia wrote:
> > 20) Mail Huey a Bouncing Betty. <<
> > > >
> > 25) If Huey geta Bouncing Betty, Skull gets a case of Claymores!
> > > >
> Bouncing Betty? Like the anti-personnel mine-thingy?
NO THE 400-POUND BEARDED LADY WHO DID THE TWIST ON ED SULLIVAN IN A
LEOPARD SKIN MUMU, **THAT** BOUNCING BETTY, ya idjit, I swear....
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
The SubGenius MUST HAVE LAPSES!!!!
Blessed is the self righteous Christian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he comes out with:
God told him to say it.
- Puck Greenman
"Hey, do I preach to YOU
when you're lying stoned in the gutter?"
- "Futurama"