PING PONG ANYONE?

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 01:50:36 GMT

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A 20-year-old man came into the ER with a stony mass
in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling
around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the
mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened,
causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a
perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a
ping pong ball.

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HellPope Huey
Could I please just be the Pope of Epcot for a while?
My feet hurt from all the brimstone.

"Yet there was Ishmael,
calmly explaining his decision to go to sea,
fully aware that life could be tied
to people with dark passions
striding purposefully into hell."
- Roger Rosenblatt, "The Man In The Water"

"Everything you've just seen
and heard is a crock."
-"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"


Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 20 Mar 2005 17:56:26 -0800

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HellPope Huey wrote:
> A 20-year-old man came into the ER with a stony mass
> in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling
> around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring
the
> mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened,
> causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a
> perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a
> ping pong ball.


With PITCHERS and everything:

The Rectal Foreign Bodies website
http://www.well.com/www/cynsa/newbutt.html



Posted by:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 20 Mar 2005 18:17:04 -0800

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frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > A 20-year-old man came into the ER with a stony mass
> > in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling
> > around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of
pouring
> the
> > mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened,
> > causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a
> > perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a
> > ping pong ball.
>
>
> With PITCHERS and everything:
>
> The Rectal Foreign Bodies website
> http://www.well.com/www/cynsa/newbutt.html

No shit!

Susan



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 21 Mar 2005 08:33:57 -0800

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<
The Rectal Foreign Bodies website
http://www.well.com/www/cynsa/?ewbutt.html >>

I wonder why so many kids these days do not find Science interesting in
school.

Maybe if they put a chapter of this subject in their books (right after
the creationism section) they would take more interest.



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 21 Mar 2005 09:50:21 -0800

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>>HellPope Huey wrote on >>a cardboard box: A 20-year-old man came into
the ER with a stony mass
in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were >>fooling
around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring
the
>>mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened,
>>causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a
>>perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a
>>ping pong ball.

Forrest Gump ran out of boxes of chocolates!! Life turns out to be
something else entirely!!

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi



Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 20 Mar 2005 18:00:02 -0800

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Also this one:

http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/deertongue.asp

Musta been from Arkansas



Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 19:29:29 -0700

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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> A 20-year-old man came into the ER with a *******
> in his rectum...


So many good stories begin this way.


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***********
Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 21 Mar 2005 08:28:19 -0800

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< in his rectum.>>

The Doctor says, "Hey! Theres a stoney mass in your Rectum!"

The mans replies "to helll with that, get the we need to ping pong ball
to finish the match"