PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR

Posted by:: "PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 22:15:57 -0800

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You all have carpet, so this isn't spam

PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
Arthur Lee Smart
371 164th St. suite I-235
Lynwood, WA 98037

Phone 206-330-3024




Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 06:23:30 GMT

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"PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR" wrote in message
news:3an1c6F6devfbU1@individual.net...
> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>
> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
> Arthur Lee Smart
> 371 164th St. suite I-235
> Lynwood, WA 98037
>
> Phone 206-330-3024
>
>

oh no, not again




Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 22:38:58 -0800

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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 22:15:57 -0800, "PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR"
wrote:

>You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>
>PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
>Arthur Lee Smart
>371 164th St. suite I-235
>Lynwood, WA 98037
>
>Phone 206-330-3024
>

You have a sphincter, so this isn't rape when I violate you.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Nothing good shall come of what we have done here
today. Fortunately, no good was intended to come
from it in the first place. So let's just hope
we don't get caught."



Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 22:44:20 -0800

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PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>
> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
> Arthur Lee Not Too Smart
> 371 164th St. suite I-235
> Lynwood, WA 98037
>
> Phone 800-BOB-1212

Are you now or have you ever been associated with Rug Munching?

.



Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:01:06 -0800

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PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
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> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam

I don't, so it is, fuckface. Spam this newsgroup ONE MORE TIME and I
will murder your entire family. The choice is yours. Even respond to
this and I will hunt you down and CRIPPLE YOU. I will BLOW YOUR FUCKING
KNEES OFF and kick you in the face with your own feet.


Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:19:40 -0700

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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:42466840.86680198@yahoox.com...

> I don't, so it is, fuckface. Spam this newsgroup ONE MORE TIME and I
> will murder your entire family.


Wow, a little homicidal mania from our favorite pie-making hippy!

> The choice is yours. Even respond to
> this and I will hunt you down and CRIPPLE YOU.

That would be easier if Nenslo wasn;t already crippled himself.

> I will BLOW YOUR FUCKING
> KNEES OFF and kick you in the face with your own feet.

Hostility! What a charming new addition to the world of the alt.slack NG!
Like I said, Nenslo=Laugh Riot!

A.R.




Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 03:29:58 -0500

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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 22:15:57 -0800, PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:

> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>
> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
> Arthur Lee Smart
> 371 164th St. suite I-235
> Lynwood, WA 98037

Keep it up buddy and I'll have to meet you out in front
of the Lynwood Public Library at 7:00PM sharp tonight and
subsequent nights if necessary so we can meet each other
face to face!


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Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 06:12:01 -0700

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PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
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> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam

You are obviously the slow one in class.

We have told you before to NOT spam our newsgroup.

You whined that you are "just trying to make a living."

Sorry. You lose. You are now fair game for *anyone*
to anonymously do the following:

1) Contact your Internet Service Provider and have
your Internet Service taken away from you because you
have violated their Terms Of Service (TOS) agreement,
WHICH YOU HAVE, no argument.

2) Contact other Internet Service Providers you may
switch to in your area, to insure that you are
PERMANENTLY identified as an abuser, so they should not
sell you service, EFFECTIVELY BARRING YOU FROM THE
INTERNET PERMANENTLY. This includes any other business
or private accounts held by you or your family.

3) Discovering and divulging any and all personal
details about your life, and publishing them in open
media on the Internet.

The reason this will be done, is that your fellow
SPAMMERS have, like you, refused to discontinue their
SPAMMING activities. So these techniques have been
developed, AND USED, to effect time and time again.
Their businesses have been ruined in the process, but
they, like you, were stubborn.

I heartily suggest that you NEVER, EVER SPAM this
newsgroup again. Perhaps, if you are lucky, no one
will hunt you down this time. But it is now open
season on you, and your business, so no more courtesy
notifications. THIS IS NOT YOU LAST WARNING, YOUR LAST
WARNING WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPAMMED.

Do not respond to this notice. Just go away.


--


Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:14:25 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:4246B121.9BF@succeeds.com...
> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
>>
>> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>
> You are obviously the slow one in class.
>
> We have told you before to NOT spam our newsgroup.
>
> You whined that you are "just trying to make a living."
>
> Sorry. You lose. You are now fair game for *anyone*
> to anonymously do the following:
>
> 1) Contact your Internet Service Provider and have
> your Internet Service taken away from you because you
> have violated their Terms Of Service (TOS) agreement,
> WHICH YOU HAVE, no argument.
>
> 2) Contact other Internet Service Providers you may
> switch to in your area, to insure that you are
> PERMANENTLY identified as an abuser, so they should not
> sell you service, EFFECTIVELY BARRING YOU FROM THE
> INTERNET PERMANENTLY. This includes any other business
> or private accounts held by you or your family.
>
> 3) Discovering and divulging any and all personal
> details about your life, and publishing them in open
> media on the Internet.
>
> The reason this will be done, is that your fellow
> SPAMMERS have, like you, refused to discontinue their
> SPAMMING activities. So these techniques have been
> developed, AND USED, to effect time and time again.
> Their businesses have been ruined in the process, but
> they, like you, were stubborn.
>
> I heartily suggest that you NEVER, EVER SPAM this
> newsgroup again. Perhaps, if you are lucky, no one
> will hunt you down this time. But it is now open
> season on you, and your business, so no more courtesy
> notifications. THIS IS NOT YOU LAST WARNING, YOUR LAST
> WARNING WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPAMMED.
>
> Do not respond to this notice. Just go away.
>
>
> --

I wholeheartly endorse the above, Nenslo, go get em.




Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 10:13:06 -0700

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PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:

> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>
> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
> Arthur Lee Smart
> 371 164th St. suite I-235
> Lynwood, WA 98037
>
> Phone 206-330-3024

You have a phone, so it isn't harassment if someone calls that number
2000 times every day. Anyone have an autodialer?

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.


Posted by:: Kevan Smith
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:48:17 -0600

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On 2005-03-27 11:13:06 -0600, Baldin Pramer said:

> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
>
>> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>>
>> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
>> Arthur Lee Smart
>> 371 164th St. suite I-235
>> Lynwood, WA 98037
>>
>> Phone 206-330-3024
>
> You have a phone, so it isn't harassment if someone calls that number
> 2000 times every day. Anyone have an autodialer?

So, it's OK for someone else to be the vigilanted, but heaven's forbid
_you_ should take any risk.

You're sitting in front of an awesome "autodialer."






Posted by:: Soldier <@ Ž. >
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:41:54 GMT

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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 10:13:06 -0700, Baldin Pramer
blurted:

>PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
>
>> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>>
>> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
>> Arthur Lee Smart
>> 371 164th St. suite I-235
>> Lynwood, WA 98037
>>
>> Phone 206-330-3024
>
>You have a phone, so it isn't harassment if someone calls that number
>2000 times every day. Anyone have an autodialer?

Deer son of Diipshiite,

That's prolly what da luzer wants. He wants to draw negative attention to
himself and then point the finger at his enema whose ph # he gives out. Ewe war
dial his enema's phone all day and he gets a good laff outta it.


Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 14:38:41 -0700

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Soldier wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 10:13:06 -0700, Baldin Pramer
> blurted:
>
>
>>PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
>>
>>
>>>You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>>>
>>>PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
>>>Arthur Lee Smart
>>>371 164th St. suite I-235
>>>Lynwood, WA 98037
>>>
>>>Phone 206-330-3024
>>
>>You have a phone, so it isn't harassment if someone calls that number
>>2000 times every day. Anyone have an autodialer?
>
>
> Deer son of Diipshiite,
>
> That's prolly what da luzer wants. He wants to draw negative attention to
> himself and then point the finger at his enema whose ph # he gives out. Ewe war
> dial his enema's phone all day and he gets a good laff outta it.

Maybe. He sure is going to a lot of trouble setting up a website and all.

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.


Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 09:36:09 -0800

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PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>


Dear Cleaning Industry Professional, That's you isn't it? . .
Professional? "Well I certainly hope so," you say. What's the
difference?

OK.What really is the difference between amateur and professional
carpet cleaning? It's not just the bait-and-switch tactics, the
inexperience, the size of the amateur cleaner's business.
Increasingly it's education, it's mastery of the details of
cleaning that separates professionals from amateurs.

In the commercial setting, even though the carpet is more durable -
more forgiving you might say - often maintenance is neglected until the
carpet's totally "trashed out." Then, you're called in and
expected to work "magic" with that cleaning wand of yours.

Environmental Quality Issues are nice to know about on residential
jobs, but realistically, you can't get into too much trouble there
when you're trying to please only one customer who wants to be in the
home anyway. But walk into a commercial building and suddenly you have
50, 100, or more customers just waiting for you to make a mistake so
they can go home and figure out a way to have you fund their
retirement! Yipes!

Solutions???
Well sure. That's what Clean Care Seminars' exclusive 3-day
Commercial Carpet Maintenance and Cleaning Course is all about.

Ready for a quality commitment? . . Well, that's the scoop. Now
it's up to you. You can continue to make excuses (costs too much,
out of the way, too much time, not worth the effort), or you can get on
the cutting edge of commercial carpet cleaning technology. Just pick
up the phone and call 800 456-4178 with your questions. We'll be
glad to help you become a true cleaning professional.



Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:04:37 -0700

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PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:

> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>
> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
> Arthur Lee Smart
> 371 164th St. suite I-235
> Lynwood, WA 98037
>
> Phone 206-330-3024
>
>

Neither the eastern nor western Washington better business bureau has
any record of your business. I don't think your business exists under
this name and address. Your phone number may be real though, because it
is registered to Sprint in Seattle Washington.

There is an

Arthur G. Smart
(253) 630-5294
Kent WA

Kent is close to Lynnwood.

It would only take a little extra work to track you down, find your real
business name, and register complaints.

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.


Posted by:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:21:21 GMT

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PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:

>
>> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>>
>> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
>> Arthur Lee Smart
>> 371 164th St. suite I-235
>> Lynwood, WA 98037
>>
>> Phone 206-330-3024
>>

I HAVE THIS RUG THAT JACKIE TREEHORN'S THUGS PEED ON BECAUSE THEY
THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE ELSE AND CAN U CLEAN IT BECAUSE IT REALLY TIED THE
ROOM TOGETHER THANKS OK BYE DUDE


--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net


Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:37:51 GMT

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So, what would you charge me to reweave the middle of Three Stooges
entryway rug? It has great sentimental value to me. Part of the contract
must state that if I am unsatisfied with the results, I get to hurt your
person medically, in a soft place of my choosing. Give me good rates,
'cause I have a hair trigger and might stomp you until I am almost
embarrassed.

--

HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping

When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks

"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"


Posted by:: "Zamboni"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 12:27:38 -0800

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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
news:4246f55e$1@nntp.zianet.com...
>
> Kent is close to Lynnwood.
>
45 miles is close?




Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:01:52 -0800

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Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR wrote:
>
> > You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
> >
> > PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
> > Arthur Lee Smart
> > 371 164th St. suite I-235
> > Lynwood, WA 98037
> >
> > Phone 206-330-3024
> >
> >
>
> Neither the eastern nor western Washington better business bureau has
> any record of your business. I don't think your business exists under
> this name and address. Your phone number may be real though, because it
> is registered to Sprint in Seattle Washington.
>
> There is an
>
> Arthur G. Smart
> (253) 630-5294
> Kent WA
>
> Kent is close to Lynnwood.
>
> It would only take a little extra work to track you down, find your real
> business name, and register complaints.
>

It would only take a little more work than that to abduct him at
gunpoint, force him to dig his own grave, and bury him alive. Well a
lot more work actually.


Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 13:05:43 -0800

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>It would only take a little more work than that to >abduct him at
gunpoint, force him to dig his >own grave, and bury him alive. Well a
lot more >work actually.

It's never hard work if you have a gun.

That's good, I'm gonna send that into Reader's Digest.



Posted by:: "Leon Watts"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:16:28 -0800

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>>
>> Arthur G. Smart
>> (253) 630-5294
>> Kent WA
>>
>> Kent is close to Lynnwood.
>>

Actually no where near. Lynnwood is by Everett and Kent is South of the
Seattle Area




Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:17:32 -0700

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> It would only take a little more work than that to abduct him at
> gunpoint, force him to dig his own grave, and bury him alive. Well a
> lot more work actually.

"Lazyass trolls" need not apply.


A.R.




Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 10:49:33 -0800

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Two things about this:

First of all, I think I'd be funny as hell to have Stang interrupt the
HOS right in the middle at an important and interesting part to give an
add for Prestige Carpet Repair. Inside joke.

Second, look who all he sent it to:

alt.sports.baseball.sea-mariners,
alt.sports.basketball.nba.seattle-sonics, seattle.business,
seattle.eats...

...and US. Sing it with me now, you know the words!

One of these things is not like the other!
One of these things is not the same!



Posted by:: "Leon Watts"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 10:52:40 -0800

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Here is his user name:

resp9t3g

Contact his ISP @ abuse@verizon.net




"PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR" wrote in message
news:3an1c6F6devfbU1@individual.net...
> You all have carpet, so this isn't spam
>
> PRESTIGE CARPET REPAIR
> Arthur Lee Smart
> 371 164th St. suite I-235
> Lynwood, WA 98037
>
> Phone 206-330-3024
>
>