Petals Around the Rose

Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 11:47:34 GMT

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Puzzling Evidence? No. Just a puzzle.

http://crux.baker.edu/cdavis09/roses.html

Please don't post hints.

--
ArWeRosy




Posted by:: "kdetal"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 06:04:55 -0800

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I just spent 40 minutes out of my saturday to figure this out.

Don't post these #@*(*^ brain problems!



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 07:41:47 -0800

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>>Don't post these #@*(*^ brain problems!<<

Anything that required "brains" should not be posted to alt.slack, or
alt.NAY GOD DAMNED THING for that matter!



Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 11:07:27 -0800

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On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 11:47:34 GMT, "ArWeGod"
wrote:

>Puzzling Evidence? No. Just a puzzle.
>
>http://crux.baker.edu/cdavis09/roses.html
>
>Please don't post hints.

3=2, 5=4.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Just remember that the road of abnormality is
neither the path of the less beaten nor the
road not naked; and that you can lead a whore
to Slack, but you cannot make a silkier knout
from a fig giver. Or kill me.
-- nu-monet



Posted by:: "kdetal"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 12:55:45 -0800

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Zapanaz wrote:
>3=2, 5=4


You are an evil, evil boy.



Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 13:58:05 -0800

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On 12 Mar 2005 12:55:45 -0800, "kdetal" wrote:

>Zapanaz wrote:
>>3=2, 5=4
>
>
>You are an evil, evil boy.

well, it wasn't a HINT.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
THE LORD IS MY SHOEHORN I SHALL NOT BLINK



Posted by:: "kdetal"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 15:37:45 -0800

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Zapanaz wrote:

>You are an evil, evil boy.
>>well, it wasn't a HINT.

Let me explain how this works. In much the way a fraternity fellow who
has endured shame and humiliation as a pledge turns around and exacts
retribution from new pledges once he is a "brother", or the manager at
work grudgingly accepts the abuse of a higher level manager, only to
abuse his inferior in an equally or more hideous manner, games like
this exists in order to satisfy the thinly veiled sadism that makes
this world the great sea of humanity it is.

Those who go through the laborious and annoying process to figure out
the solution
get to be the BIG MONKEY for a few minutes in their petty, squandered
lives. They get to enjoy whatever freakishly obsessive level others
will go to in order to figure out this solution and lord their
massively dominant intelligence in any way they deem fit. They also
become part of a secret club that only the superior may enter. This
club is for BIG MONKEY's ONLY!

YOU, JOE COSBY have broken the code of silence. YOU have ruined the
purity of the elect by allowing mere commoners entrance into a secret
that is NOT rightfully theirs. YOU have ruined all BIG MONKEY fun by
DENYING their rightful sadistic pleasure. The moral, social and
cultural underpinning of our great world is compromised by ingrates
such as you who would let the equivalent of ectomorphic intelligence
into a clearly superior intellectual arena.

You have bastardized the MONKEY CODE and usurped the DNA-programmed
pleasure of sadism in this great world. Go directly to Switzerland,
Joe Cosby. Go directly to Switzerland and DO NOT BREED.



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:01:22 GMT

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In article <1110670665.256772.50880@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"kdetal" wrote:

> YOU, JOE COSBY have broken the code of silence. YOU have ruined the
> purity of the elect by allowing mere commoners entrance into a secret
> that is NOT rightfully theirs. YOU have ruined all BIG MONKEY fun by
> DENYING their rightful sadistic pleasure.

Yeah, you Commie buttwipe, we're gonna rip off your impudent nipples
for that, OO-OO-OO-AAAAAEE-EEAAAOO-OOEE-AAA!!! I fling my feces at your
galling malfeasance.

--

HellPope Huey
Former keyboardist for Bleeding Gums Murphy

Inside your head,
there's a record playing,
saying hold on
- Tom Waits, "Hold On"

"A monkey with a gun
would make a great TV show."
- "That 70s Show"


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 19:46:14 -0800

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>>Yeah, you Commie buttwipe, we're gonna rip off your impudent nipples
for that, OO-OO-OO-AAAAAEE-EEAAAOO-OOEE-?AA!!! I fling my feces at
your
galling malfeasance. <<

Don't forget to rip his face off and drag his worthless hide down the
road.



Posted by:: "kdetal"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 20:24:50 -0800

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>Yeah, you Commie buttwipe, we're gonna rip off your impudent nipples
>for that, OO-OO-OO-AAAAAEE-EEAAAOO-OOEE-?AA!!! I fling my feces at
>your galling malfeasance.

>>Don't forget to rip his face off and drag his worthless hide down the

>>road.

Wow, you guys are some mean monkeys. So much for thinly VEILED sadism.