Pipe Smoking Texan Attacks Wiccans

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:49:14 -0700

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http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/030805_local_witchfire.html

Residents of a four-plex near downtown want a former
neighbor to get some help after he allegedly tried to
burn their homes down because he believes they are
witches.

Fire crews did find a fire burning in a small barbecue
pit outside complex on Summer near Colorado. One tenant
says the man who started the fire was evicted from the
facility three weeks ago. The tenant thinks the man is
mentally ill and that he believes the residents of the
complex are witches.

Resident Beverly Hollingquest said, "I was laying down
and I come out here and smelled smoke. And he had a long
pipe, talking about he was going to kill my mother 'cause
she was the head witch and burn us up. And he just set the
fire and ran on down the street."

Police eventually took the man into custody. Firefighters
say he had been hospitalized about 10 years ago for mental
health problems.


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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 05:03:18 GMT

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In article <422FC3BA.6E4F@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/030805_local_witchfire.html
>
> Residents of a four-plex near downtown want a former
> neighbor to get some help after he allegedly tried to
> burn their homes down because he believes they are
> witches.
> Fire crews did find a fire burning in a small barbecue
> pit outside complex on Summer near Colorado. One tenant
> says the man who started the fire was evicted from the
> facility three weeks ago. The tenant thinks the man is
> mentally ill and that he believes the residents of the
> complex are witches.

Makes you kinda glad more Subgeniuses don't live too close togther,
huh. A 4-hour plane ride is plenty close enough where most of you sickos
are concerned.

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Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden

"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady


Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 06:10:08 -0800

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HellPope Huey wrote:
> > Makes you kinda glad more Subgeniuses don't live too close
togther,
> huh. A 4-hour plane ride is plenty close enough where most of you
sickos
> are concerned.

BTW, what's the nearest airport to you?



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 19:16:58 GMT

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In article <1110463808.277509.127990@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:

> > > Makes you kinda glad more Subgeniuses don't live too close
> togther, huh. A 4-hour plane ride is plenty close enough where most of you
> sickos are concerned.
>
> BTW, what's the nearest airport to you?

There's one in Little Rock, but I have to wear a mask when I go there
now. They banned me for taking a dump on the Northwest Airlines counter.


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We believe in the perseverance of the saints,
but many are not saints
and therefore do not persevere.
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[Worf] You are attempting to manufacture triumph
where none exists.
[Quark] I'd say he succeeded.
[Bashir] To manufactured triumph.
[O'Brien] Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!
- "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 11:53:32 -0800

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>>Firefighters
say he had been hospitalized about 10 years ago for mental
health problems. <<

Yes but now he's the local GOP Chairman.