Retarded yetis
Posted by:: wcb
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 19:52:04 -0600
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http://funreports.com/2005/03/15/58653.html
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Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:18:27 +1000
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wcb wrote:
> http://funreports.com/2005/03/15/58653.html
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> Several months ago, respectable Russian
> biologists made a hypothesis as
> concerning the present-day origin of yeti.
> Audacious researchers state
> that the unknown primate is a wild retard
> or his retarded descendants.
>
> We know from history that retarded people
> often sought isolation from
> the society, consequently soon lost all
> habits typical of the society in
> general and turned into real "snowmen."
> Russian classical writer Ivan
> Turgenev told a story about such a creature
> that he came across. Locals in some place
> in Russia remembered a crazy woman; she
> escaped to the woods then got absolutely
> insane and got really wild but still remained
> incredibly strong. The writer said he met the
> creature while hunting in the woods in that area.
>
> Therefore, the yeti phenomenon may be no evolution
> at all but a mere degradation of ordinary people
> into apelike creatures.
Or the PRECISE OPPOSITE! LOL LOL LOL
I Love the opposites principal™…
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John Cook
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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 03:12:42 GMT
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In article <114k1cvc22oda22@corp.supernews.com>,
wcb wrote:
> http://funreports.com/2005/03/15/58653.html
"Mama-san!! Papa-san!! I lose you in snowstorm! Please rescue me from
Arkansas!! Please!!"
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Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 29 Mar 2005 20:26:25 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <114k1cvc22oda22@corp.supernews.com>,
> wcb wrote:
>
> > http://funreports.com/2005/03/15/58653.html
>
> "Mama-san!! Papa-san!! I lose you in snowstorm! Please rescue me
from
> Arkansas!! Please!!"
>
Don't worry, Kyoko! (Mummy's only looking for her hand in the snow)