Satan as phone prankster

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 10:54:57 -0700

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http://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view.php?id=1072

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Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 18 Mar 2005 10:11:33 -0800

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That's LORD Satan. To you. *WEAKLING* BITCH CUNT.



Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 11:41:15 -0800

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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> That's LORD Satan. To you.

Turn off all the lights.
And stare..............
at your digital
clock. Then
point
your finger
adamantly
at
IT.

And then *WILL* it not to change.

See how long YOU last.

See? How long you last?

See how long? You last?

See how? Long! You? Last!

(Oh, and smoke some crack, too)



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 10:12:11 -0800

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I never thought of my first cup of coffee as "the best part of waking
up is Satan in my cup!!" Say I wonder how much he'd pay for Air-Jordan
Sole Patch?!!

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi



Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 18 Mar 2005 10:13:14 -0800

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I can't wait till me and my friends get to party with you. In your
mouth. In your ass. In your frail little bitch spine.

You dumbass cunt. Come here and drink my goddamn piss. You sorry
worthless piece of poopie that wouldn't go down with the first flush.