Schiavo Death Getting Good Ratings
Posted by:: Phin
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 19:09:06 GMT
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News shows, newspapers, magazines, talk shows, radio and websites
alike, are witnessing a surge in overall ratings thanks in large
degree to the unfolding Schiavo drama.
Coming right on the heels of Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather leaving their
respective anchor positions, networks like Fox-News, MSNBC, and CNN,
as well, have enjoyed a welcome round of chart-topping ratings, making
this one of the most lucrative TV News seasons to date this year.
A spokesperson for the press said Tuesday:
"We should take comfort in a time of global recession, war, political
corruption, state-sanctioned torture, global pandemics, and incipient
energy shortages threatening to plunge the world into a new Dark Age
that the media once again has it's priorities straight by focusing on
the unfortunate but dramatic and very interesting death of this one
individual for one reason and one reason only... getting those
Arbitron numbers UP!"
http://www.nationalcynical.com
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:41:16 -0800
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 19:09:06 GMT, Phin wrote:
>"We should take comfort in a time of global recession, war, political
>corruption, state-sanctioned torture, global pandemics, and incipient
>energy shortages threatening to plunge the world into a new Dark Age
>that the media once again has it's priorities straight by focusing on
>the unfortunate but dramatic and very interesting death of this one
>individual for one reason and one reason only... getting those
>Arbitron numbers UP!"
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"We should take comfort in a time of global recession, war, political
corruption, state-sanctioned torture, global pandemics, and incipient
energy shortages threatening to plunge the world into a new Dark Age
that the media once again has it's priorities straight by focusing on
the unfortunate but dramatic and very interesting death of this one
individual for one reason and one reason only... getting those
Arbitron numbers UP!"
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 17:13:41 -0800
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Phin wrote:
>News shows, newspapers, magazines, talk shows, radio and websites
alike, are witnessing a >surge in overall ratings thanks in large
degree to the unfolding >Schiavo drama.
>Coming right on the heels of Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather leaving their
respective anchor positions, networks like >Fox-News, MSNBC, and CNN,
as well, have enjoyed a welcome round of chart-topping ratings, making
this one of the most >lucrative TV News seasons to date this >year.
>A spokesperson for the >press said Tuesday:
>"We should take comfort in a time of global recession, war, political
corruption, state->sanctioned torture, global pandemics, and incipient
energy shortages threatening to plunge the >world into a new Dark Age
that the media once again has it's priorities straight by focusing on
the unfortunate but dramatic and very >interesting death of this one
individual for one reason and one reason only... getting those
Arbitron numbers >UP!"
http://www.nationalcynical.com
>>
Sick X-tian corporate bastards. If they keep getting ratings like that
they will never let the world end.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
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report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.