Spookier than Monkeys typing Shakespeare

Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:06:18 -0600

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My 5 year old daughter has been writing little stories lately. This
morning in her book bag I found this little gem:

"the like I at here my we go on to you have do what no see look
come for me one little ape"

AIEEEEEEE!! Possessed by Monkeybone!

Salacia


Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 25 Mar 2005 09:13:00 -0800

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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> My 5 year old daughter has been writing little stories lately. This
> morning in her book bag I found this little gem:
>
> "the like I at here my we go on to you have do what no see look
> come for me one little ape"
>
> AIEEEEEEE!! Possessed by Monkeybone!


She already writes better than 90% of Usenet posters.



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 10:58:05 -0800

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< morning in her book bag I found this little gem:


"the like I at here my we go on to you have do what no see look
come for me one little ape"


AIEEEEEEE!! Possessed by Monkeybone!


Salacia <<

She wouldn't be Ann Coulter's Ghost writers would she?



Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 01:41:19 -0500

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In article , HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:

> My 5 year old daughter has been writing little stories lately. This
> morning in her book bag I found this little gem:
>
> "the like I at here my we go on to you have do what no see look
> come for me one little ape"
>
> AIEEEEEEE!! Possessed by Monkeybone!
>
> Salacia

Get as much of this as you can while it lasts, which won't be long. In
a couple of months it'll all be princesses and Spiderman and other
recognizeable cliches. There's a stretch though where every child is
Salvador Dali for a couple of months. Have tape recorder handy if
possible. For this short part of life a human can be completely
original. My son narrated "The Story of Everything Bad" during this
stage, totally insanely bizarre, and I thought I had the goose that
laid the golden egg. But next thing you know his stories started making
sense. Luckily his MOVIES were still totally insane and fucked up for a
goodly while. Now he makes commercials in Hollywood. Figures.

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Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 01:49:53 -0800

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Maybe it's the realization of the way things "are" that kills that
creative spark. That's why I try and keep the line between what is sane
and what is not as fuzzy as possible through drinking until I don't
know my own name. Keeps the mind supple, it does.



Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 28 Mar 2005 23:57:30 -0800

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Can I use that for lyrics?



Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 02:34:33 -0600

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On 28 Mar 2005 23:57:30 -0800, "frater S.O.D.D.I."
wrote:

>Can I use that for lyrics?

common domain