Stay safe kids!

Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:14:32 -0500

--------
Hi there!!

Don't be a manipulative ball of puss!!

When you see a person in need, you had better NOT THINK 'OH GOODY! HOW CAN
PUT HIMHER INTO MY DEBT!!'.

BECAUSE! If you doooo, I will CATCH YOU. AND KILL YOU in the most PAINFUL
and DISTRESSING way possible..

Seriously. SO FUCK OFF.

That is all.




Posted by:: phy
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 19:52:23 GMT

--------
"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote in
news:8nlZd.86$FY5.1723@news20.bellglobal.com:

> Hi there!!
>
> Don't be a manipulative ball of puss!!
>
> When you see a person in need, you had better NOT THINK 'OH GOODY! HOW
> CAN PUT HIMHER INTO MY DEBT!!'.
>
> BECAUSE! If you doooo, I will CATCH YOU. AND KILL YOU in the most
> PAINFUL and DISTRESSING way possible..
>
> Seriously. SO FUCK OFF.
>
> That is all.
>
>
>

FUCK YOU!! You are trying to ruin my whole plan. I intend to put people's
lives in danger for the express purpose of saving them so they will become
my servant for the rest of my life. I will do this as many times as I
possibly can so I can raise an army of minions to do my bidding. And I
won't wuss out like that dickhead Peter did on The Brady Bunch. I have
started just today when I saved your life by killing a shit-eating dog. I
can't think of anything for you to do just yet, but keep an eye on this
newsgroup. I will let you know when I think of something.

-phy


Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 16:12:55 -0800

--------
>that dickhead Peter did on The Brady Bunch

Has anyone seen him lately? He's on that Sureal Life show on VH1, he's
fucking DISEL! He's like Rollins-Huge! And that hot model chick was
trying to nail him, and he said no, so I think that makes him a little
kum-see-kum-sa, if you get me.



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 12:26:05 -0800

--------
When refer to "Stay safe kids!" You really mean the idiots who
broadcast us the news in this country right?

Rev. KrustyMADfaker

"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer



Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:29:14 GMT

--------
"krustymadfaker" wrote:

>When refer to "Stay safe kids!" You really mean the idiots who
>broadcast us the news in this country right?

What country are you in?
The truth will not set you free, but it will cost extra!

Send $30 and find out something that you don't know already!
Fucking idiot!




Posted by:: phy
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:11:10 GMT

--------
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote in
news:KmnZd.388079$w62.240894@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:

> Send $30 and find out something that you don't know already!
> Fucking idiot!

If I learn something I don't already know, then I might come to the
realization that I don't know everything. Why the hell would I want to do
that? Fuck you for trying to shatter my delusions! Lousy Bastard!

-phy (pullin' the wool over my own eyes)


Posted by:: "Bob the Trvthteller"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 15:38:29 -0500

--------

"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote in message
news:8nlZd.86$FY5.1723@news20.bellglobal.com...
> Hi there!!
>
> Don't be a manipulative ball of puss!!

That's right....do it for the children. : )

Oh, did we mention, M. Jackson's youthfull accuser just
had his whole story blown out of the water and it looks like
the Gloved One's gonna Moonwalk outta court clean and
Tom Snedon's gonna be lookin at a massive lawsuit by Jackson's
Legal Team for witness tamponing...er...tampering..... wheee!!!!