Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 17:56:27 -0700

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http://tinyurl.com/egfb

Are you lonesome tonight,
do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?


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Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 6 Mar 2005 17:05:51 -0800

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Are you loathesome tonight,
do you miss my neck bite?
Are you sorry my fangs fell apart?
Does your memory stray to a dark night one day
When I bit you and sucked out your blood?
Does the coffin in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your mirror and picture me not there?
Is my heart filled with pain, 'cuz you staked me again?
Tell me dear, are you loathesome tonight?



Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:46:21 -0700

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:

> http://tinyurl.com/egfb
>
> Are you lonesome tonight,
> do you miss me tonight?
> Are you sorry we drifted apart?
> Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
> When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
> Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
> Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
> Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
> Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Oh, great. My mom's a big Elvis fan, and I forwarded this to her before
I opened the url.

Thanks again.

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Posted by:: Brett
Date: Sun, 6 Mar 2005 21:51:54 -0500

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In article <422bc03d@nntp.zianet.com>, baldin@mailtoworld.com says...
> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
> > http://tinyurl.com/egfb
> >
> > Are you lonesome tonight,
> > do you miss me tonight?
> > Are you sorry we drifted apart?
> > Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
> > When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
> > Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
> > Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
> > Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
> > Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
>
> Oh, great. My mom's a big Elvis fan, and I forwarded this to her before
> I opened the url.
>
> Thanks again.

You're going to go into your mom's bedroom some day and find the John
Holmes Doll propped up in the corner.


Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:15:40 -0800

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On Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:46:21 -0700, Baldin Pramer
wrote:

>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
>> http://tinyurl.com/egfb
>>
>> Are you lonesome tonight,
>> do you miss me tonight?
>> Are you sorry we drifted apart?
>> Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
>> When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
>> Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
>> Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
>> Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
>> Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
>
>Oh, great. My mom's a big Elvis fan, and I forwarded this to her before
>I opened the url.
>
>Thanks again.

Wait till she gets to the "Fat Angry Mom Doll"

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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:30:32 -0800

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On Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:15:40 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:46:21 -0700, Baldin Pramer
> wrote:
>
>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/egfb
>>>
>>> Are you lonesome tonight,
>>> do you miss me tonight?
>>> Are you sorry we drifted apart?
>>> Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
>>> When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
>>> Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
>>> Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
>>> Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
>>> Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
>>
>>Oh, great. My mom's a big Elvis fan, and I forwarded this to her before
>>I opened the url.
>>
>>Thanks again.
>
>Wait till she gets to the "Fat Angry Mom Doll"

Somebody should do some music videos of some classic Rolling Stones
songs, "Under My Thumb", "Let's Spend the Night Together", stuff like
that, where both the band and the audience are blowup sex dolls, being
run by master puppeteers.

I dunno I think that would be funny.


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