Terri speaks! (..does Karoke with The Pope)
Posted by:: "blue water toiletsplash \(mrs.\)" <313dayveed1@bulldyker.yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 23:56:51 -0500
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"Brian F. Nevercene" wrote in
message news:dRm0e.3213$S46.1210@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> Today, Terri Schiavo spoke for the first time in
> over fifteen years. Sitting up in bed, she looked
> around and screamed "Thank God the torture is over.
> You've been force feeding me with that tube. Hey
> dummies, I'm bulimic!"
>
> Then she rose, went to the bathroom, and tickled
> her throat until she barfed.
I for one have been looking all over cyberspace
for the MUCH DESIRED FLASH ANIME or
games featiring Terri and her friends, the Pope
and Prince Ranier!
WHERE THE F-CK ARE THEY ????????
I mean...people...c'mon now let's get our ASS IN GEAR!
One would have thought by now that these computer
geeks would have thought of something MILDLY AMUSING
to address the Terri Schiavo issue by now.......!!
I mean........
How about a Hampster Dance number featuring Terri ?
What about The Pope and Terri Schiavo doing Karoke ?
How about a FLASH game where you fling OATMEAL into her
open mouth while her bed rolls to-and-fro with the click of a mouse...?
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS !
Get to work you programmer DAMMIT!
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 21:42:01 -0800
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 23:56:51 -0500, "blue water toiletsplash \(mrs.\)"
<313dayveed1@bulldyker.yahoo.com> wrote:
>I for one have been looking all over cyberspace
>for the MUCH DESIRED FLASH ANIME or
>games featiring Terri and her friends, the Pope
>and Prince Ranier!
well for what it's worth I am still working on a game based on java
featuring your favorite fish-god head and mine, the pope.
In this game, the Pope is in a bar, looking really bad, as he is so
good at. He slides at random up and down the bar, drooling and
cackling. Meanwhile, you control Christina Ricci. Ms. Ricci's job is
to STOP THE POPE before he can sell all of our souls to the forces of
evil in exchange for an eternity of goose sex, which is his secret
kink.
So you control CR with the mouse or arrow keys, and you have to
position her above the pope. If you get her lined up just right, you
hit the mouse button or space bar, and she slams her mighty breasts
down on the pope's head, crushing it flat SPLAT.
And see you get points for every time you crush the pope's head with
Christina Ricci's tits.
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"They have indicated they are looking at the process involved there, but in terms of the specifics
related to this matter we don't know all the facts," some government spokesperson said.