The Final Solution?

Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 20:01:35 -0800

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From: brt...@dangermedia.org (MRvDC)

Local: Sun, Mar 9 2003 5:51 pm
Subject: In the room downstairs.

Man. I'm starving. I haven't eaten ALL day.

What to do on an empty stomach.

What to do.
What to do.
What to do.

From: brt...@dangermedia.org (MRvDC)

Subject: Well. I've been thinking about it. And I have come to a
conclusion.

Increased BLOWJOBS are the solution to all of this world's ills.

The BLOWJOB shall replace the handshake as the internationally
accepted gesture of greeting. It'll clear up that EE-raq business
right off. For starters. Diplomacy shall take on a new and endearing
turn for this planet Terra.

This is the future. At least. In my nutty little universe.