There's Hamburger All Over the Highway in Mystic, Connecticut
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 19:08:54 GMT
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PLAINFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP)
- A snow squall caused a string of highway pileups
involving as many as 90 vehicles Tuesday, killing one
person and injuring at least 34
Red-lighted sky slated to appear in east.
Sonic booms scare minority groups in Sector B.
And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 11:27:00 -0800
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But what are the rumors behind the news?
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 19:42:42 GMT
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"just john" wrote:
>But what are the rumors behind the news?
>
Well, the rumor is that it's not really hamburger!
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 11:58:49 -0800
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On 9 Mar 2005 11:27:00 -0800, "just john"
wrote:
>But what are the rumors behind the news?
and what are the mental illnesses behind the rumors?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:45:03 GMT
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In article <6blu21lvps1g6i0klq9sfbuj0unu34dp2u@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On 9 Mar 2005 11:27:00 -0800, "just john"
> wrote:
>
> >But what are the rumors behind the news?
>
> and what are the mental illnesses behind the rumors?
Which ones are you referring to? There are quite a few about; please be
more specific. I don't have the time necessary to recite the entire
DSM-IV. "Is it that one? How about this one? Is it kinda like this one?"
You see how clumsy it could get.
--
HellPope Huey
Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!
Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden
"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 02:26:59 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <6blu21lvps1g6i0klq9sfbuj0unu34dp2u@4ax.com>,
> Zapanaz wrote:
>> On 9 Mar 2005 11:27:00 -0800, "just john"
>> wrote:
>>
>> >But what are the rumors behind the news?
>>
>> and what are the mental illnesses behind the rumors?
>
> Which ones are you referring to? There are quite a few about; please be
>more specific. I don't have the time necessary to recite the entire
>DSM-IV. "Is it that one? How about this one? Is it kinda like this one?"
>You see how clumsy it could get.
>
>--
I'm working my way through the paraphilias!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 05:12:17 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >In article <6blu21lvps1g6i0klq9sfbuj0unu34dp2u@4ax.com>,
> > Zapanaz wrote:
> >> On 9 Mar 2005 11:27:00 -0800, "just john"
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >But what are the rumors behind the news?
> >>
> >> and what are the mental illnesses behind the rumors?
> >
> > Which ones are you referring to? There are quite a few about; please be
> >more specific. I don't have the time necessary to recite the entire
> >DSM-IV. "Is it that one? How about this one? Is it kinda like this one?"
> >You see how clumsy it could get.
> >
> I'm working my way through the paraphilias!
Phshaw, them's nothin'; its all the coprophiliacs here abouts ya gotta
be on the lookout for. They'll deck you and felch ya before you can even
say "I once got head from Rue McLanahan in a WinneBAYgo, dahling."
--
HellPope Huey
Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!
Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden
"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 05:31:11 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article ,
> König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >In article <6blu21lvps1g6i0klq9sfbuj0unu34dp2u@4ax.com>,
>> > Zapanaz wrote:
>> >> On 9 Mar 2005 11:27:00 -0800, "just john"
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >But what are the rumors behind the news?
>> >>
>> >> and what are the mental illnesses behind the rumors?
>> >
>> > Which ones are you referring to? There are quite a few about; please be
>> >more specific. I don't have the time necessary to recite the entire
>> >DSM-IV. "Is it that one? How about this one? Is it kinda like this one?"
>> >You see how clumsy it could get.
>> >
>> I'm working my way through the paraphilias!
>
> Phshaw, them's nothin'; its all the coprophiliacs here abouts ya gotta
>be on the lookout for. They'll deck you and felch ya before you can even
>say "I once got head from Rue McLanahan in a WinneBAYgo, dahling."
Yeah, I was sort of disappointed with the experience.
I went to spork her wattles, and couldn't find a spork
but had to make-do with a grapefruit spoon, instead!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 19:19:24 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > Phshaw, them's nothin'; its all the coprophiliacs here abouts ya gotta
> >be on the lookout for. They'll deck you and felch ya before you can even
> >say "I once got head from Rue McLanahan in a WinneBAYgo, dahling."
>
> Yeah, I was sort of disappointed with the experience.
> I went to spork her wattles, and couldn't find a spork
> but had to make-do with a grapefruit spoon, instead!
Yeah, but you gotta admit she was a fun girl and SUCTION?? She made my
johnson an inch longer. Quirk really appreciated the added length when I
pronged his prostate.
--
HellPope Huey
Does this newsgroup make my head look fat?
We believe in the perseverance of the saints,
but many are not saints
and therefore do not persevere.
- C.H. Spurgeon
[Worf] You are attempting to manufacture triumph
where none exists.
[Quark] I'd say he succeeded.
[Bashir] To manufactured triumph.
[O'Brien] Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!
- "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"
Posted by:: "Quirk"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 07:23:57 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Quirk really appreciated the added length when I
> pronged his prostate.
No, I'm not normally one to revel in tributes and honors, but I must
admit I do find it a little sweat that Huey has named one of his
inflatable sex toys after me.
Why deny a poor, lonely, sex starved HellPope his fantacies?
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 14:54:31 -0500
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There's a holdup in the Bronx
Brooklyn's broken out in fights
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights
There's a scout troop short a child
Khruschev's due at Idlewild
Car 54 where are yoooouuuuuu?
[*]
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PS, I didn't realize it, but this song will be incomprehensible to anyone
under 45 years old.
Obviously this song predates the assasination of John F. Kennedy, which
precious few living would remember anyhow. He was actually one of the
presidents of the United States of America. Because he died, they renamed
Idlewild airport after him, so it's now JFK. Honest, I'm not making this
up, you can check this in any reliable history book.
Now then, at the time, the US and the Soviet Republic (USSR) were having a
gigantic pissing contest over who could more successfully nuke the other
one. The leader of the Soviet government was one Nikita Khruschev. Hard to
believe, but the USSR was at the time, our enemy.
Why would he come to NYC? Well, children (and I know some of you are
probably grandfathers and don't remember any of this), NYC is the home of
the United Nations. Currently, in modern times, this is a joke organization
for diplomats, something like the CotSG, where mostly Africans come to have
sex, steal Iraq's oil money, and collect many traffic tickets that they
don't have to pay. But back then, it was a new toy and presumed to be some
kind of World Government that operated in a higher plane than mere reality,
and was going to be able to settle all earthly conflicts justly and fairly,
ensuring peace forever.
Notably, the UN was going to settle this mutually assured destruction
conflict, and get the hotheaded, shoe banging K-man to sit down with
representatives of the God Kennedy and establish a new age of peace in this
world. The song points out the irony of the ordinary policeman's role in
this quest, to assure simple security for the Russian dude as Kennedy's
minions await him in the UN building, at the time, the most advanced
architectural structure ever conceived by God's offspring. In other words,
the meekest people could play an important part in this holy quest for world
peace, though they had no concept of the celestial magnitude of events. Heh
heh.
Another paleontological reference in the song is made to the "Scouts".
Because masturbation, iPods, video games, gangsta rap, drugs, and meth labs
did not exist at the time this song was penned, the male youth of the nation
generally had absolutely nothing to do. There wasn't more than a half dozen
TV channels in NYC to watch, and sexual intercourse was largely
undiscovered. Hence, the fathers of the youth (people lived in nuclear
"families" back then, a man and a woman in an extended relationship living
together and providing for their offspring) formed a youth organization
known as the Boy Scouts. One unit of this organization was referred to as a
"troop".
In other words, another classic tribal male bonding society, the females of
the time presumed to be happily at work in the home performing extensive and
labor intensive domestic activities conceived to free the males of the
period to their bonding rituals. Frankly, there is no modern equivalent to
this practice from which an analogy may even be inferred. The reader may
wish to reflect upon how such a household would operate in much the same way
as he would approach societies that mandated ritual human sacrifices, for
example. Or simply regard it as a truly bizarre practice that has long died
out.
And finally, lacking networking technology and global positioning
satellites, police cars were able to roam the city at will, their locations
unknown. The only means of communication with their directors was a low
powered, low frequency analog device, whose unencrypted transmissions were
beamed out randomly in hopes of reaching the central command. Polling a car
was conducted at random, as well. The central radio beacon was far more
powerful, hence the plaintive polling sequence "Car 54 where are you". By
overwhelming a large area with RF, it was hoped that some of it would
eventually make line-of-sight to the selected device in the network.
The entire song, in fact, is a task list for device #54. As you can see,
you could enumerate all police devices with a small integer. There was a
rudimentary acknowledgement procedure, and then the police car was expected
to visit all the locations in the assigned task list and resolve each listed
situation.
There, I hope I've translated these heiroglyphs for everyone. And provided
a fascinating glimpse into human life circa 1961!
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:12:48 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote:
>There's a holdup in the Bronx
>Brooklyn's broken out in fights
>There's a traffic jam in Harlem
>That's backed up to Jackson Heights
>There's a scout troop short a child
>Khruschev's due at Idlewild
>Car 54 where are yoooouuuuuu?
>
>[*]
Yeah, good ol' Fred Gwynn!
I think that before that time, it was illegal to make fun of
the cops! That was the inspiration for the Beverley Hills Cops
movies, IMHO. Although, when I watch the "Cops" teevee
series, it couldn't be funnier if they had doped-out psychotic
guys in Tijuana scripting it. They should have a vid,
"Bingo Grannies Gone Wild!" or maybe a quad-amp deaf mute
detective series. With lively underage señoritas, telecast live with
no safetey delay from "The Blue Burro"
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 16:48:32 -0800
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König wrote:
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
> >There's a holdup in the Bronx
> >Brooklyn's broken out in fights
> >There's a traffic jam in Harlem
> >That's backed up to Jackson Heights
> >There's a scout troop short a child
> >Khruschev's due at Idlewild
> >Car 54 where are yoooouuuuuu?
> >
> >[*]
>
> Yeah, good ol' Fred Gwynn!
>
Don't forget Al (Grandpa Munster)Lewis as Officer Leo Schnauser in Car
54, Where Are You? opposite his Munsters co-star Fred Gwynne.
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 23:07:42 -0800
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Car 54 where are yoooouuuuuu?
.
.
http://timstvshowcase.com/car54.jpg
.
Is that John Kerry?
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 09:06:40 -0700
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Giles wrote:
> iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>
>
>>Car 54 where are yoooouuuuuu?
>
> .
> .
> http://timstvshowcase.com/car54.jpg
> .
> Is that John Kerry?
>
Naw, that's Muldoon.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.