Top this! - YOU ALL SUCK
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:46:35 -0800
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nenslo wrote:
>
> some stupid fucking jackass wrote:
> >
> > >I've got "Bob's" first head in cryogenic stasis >and the check you
> > sent to
> > the COS for the >video is stuffed in his throat! I retrieved your bank
> > >account numbers and opened an account in the >Caman Islands with all
> > your
> > book sales money! Better check your >bank account!
> >
>
> Stang sent me the video for free, you peabrained jerkwad. I didn't even
> ask for it or want it or want to see it. He sent it to me FREE because
> I am COOLER THAN YOU. So cool that I didn't even watch it. Stang
> ADMIRES me and PITIES you. I don't pay him for anything - HE PAYS ME.
> You don't even have your OWN first head in crapogenic stupidness or
> whatever idiotic crap you said, you fleabrained scumsucking halfassed
> sack of jackal crap. I retrieved your KISS MY FUCKING ASS, jackass.
> Better check your FUCK YOU.
I should also point out to all you idiots that Stang KEEPS sending me
stuff for free, the same stuff you morons PAY FOR, and keeps ignoring my
repeated requests that he NOT keep sending me things. I have quit doing
any kind of subgenius related "artwork" because he kept putting it on
the covers of things and then sending me those things, those CDs of some
stupid devival or something. I will not watch or listen to ANY
subgenius material or any home video or audio from anyone anywhere ever.
DO NOT SEND IT TO ME. It will go right in the trash. Save time and
money and just throw it away yourself. In fact, I would appreciate it
very much if you would all take every copy of everything you do that is
supposed to be music or ranting or art or anything else of a supposedly
subgenius nature, and throw it all in the trash right away. Thank you
very much, you dumb jerks. THAT is how much cooler I am than you so
drop dead.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:31:15 -0800
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:46:35 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>nenslo wrote:
>>
>> some stupid fucking jackass wrote:
>> >
>> > >I've got "Bob's" first head in cryogenic stasis >and the check you
>> > sent to
>> > the COS for the >video is stuffed in his throat! I retrieved your bank
>> > >account numbers and opened an account in the >Caman Islands with all
>> > your
>> > book sales money! Better check your >bank account!
>> >
>>
>> Stang sent me the video for free, you peabrained jerkwad. I didn't even
>> ask for it or want it or want to see it. He sent it to me FREE because
>> I am COOLER THAN YOU. So cool that I didn't even watch it. Stang
>> ADMIRES me and PITIES you. I don't pay him for anything - HE PAYS ME.
>> You don't even have your OWN first head in crapogenic stupidness or
>> whatever idiotic crap you said, you fleabrained scumsucking halfassed
>> sack of jackal crap. I retrieved your KISS MY FUCKING ASS, jackass.
>> Better check your FUCK YOU.
>
>I should also point out to all you idiots that Stang KEEPS sending me
>stuff for free, the same stuff you morons PAY FOR, and keeps ignoring my
>repeated requests that he NOT keep sending me things. I have quit doing
>any kind of subgenius related "artwork" because he kept putting it on
>the covers of things and then sending me those things, those CDs of some
>stupid devival or something. I will not watch or listen to ANY
>subgenius material or any home video or audio from anyone anywhere ever.
> DO NOT SEND IT TO ME. It will go right in the trash. Save time and
>money and just throw it away yourself. In fact, I would appreciate it
>very much if you would all take every copy of everything you do that is
>supposed to be music or ranting or art or anything else of a supposedly
>subgenius nature, and throw it all in the trash right away. Thank you
>very much, you dumb jerks. THAT is how much cooler I am than you so
>drop dead.
Hey Nenslo, I know this is kind of personal, but would you mind taking
films of your wife and you having sex and posting them to the
internet?
You don't really have to worry too much about you, if you want to keep
the camera trained mostly on your wife that would be OK too.
Let me know.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
how does ANY church deal with the answers to the
questions you ask? "Am I to give up all my earthly possessions for
God/Jesus/Allah/L Ron Hubbard/The Great Rotating Arkleseizure? How
will I live?"
And they would all tell you the same thing. You must have FAITH. The
Great Cosmic Poodle will provide! Give it ALL away, and BELIEVE! And
it WILL come back to you miraculously! But you must GIVE IT AWAY
COMPLETELY, and BELIEVE COMPLETELY, or it doesn't work.
But Subgeniuses are BETTER! We have ANTIFAITH! We KNOW it's bullshit
but we BELIEVE IT ANYWAY! PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES! Beat
THEM to the punch!
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:09:32 -0700
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> any kind of subgenius related "artwork" because he kept putting it on
> the covers of things and then sending me those things, those CDs of some
> stupid devival or something. I will not watch or listen to ANY
> subgenius material or any home video or audio from anyone anywhere ever.
> DO NOT SEND IT TO ME. It will go right in the trash.
Uhm, why not simply discard your so-called "art" into the old circular file
the minute you actually finish it? This would save Stang and the COS a great
deal of money. Thanks!
A.R. SuperduperBadAss!
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:18:10 -0500
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In article <424664DA.251DBCB9@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
> >
> > some stupid fucking jackass wrote:
> > >
> > > >I've got "Bob's" first head in cryogenic stasis >and the check you
> > > sent to
> > > the COS for the >video is stuffed in his throat! I retrieved your bank
> > > >account numbers and opened an account in the >Caman Islands with all
> > > your
> > > book sales money! Better check your >bank account!
> > >
> >
> > Stang sent me the video for free, you peabrained jerkwad. I didn't even
> > ask for it or want it or want to see it. He sent it to me FREE because
> > I am COOLER THAN YOU. So cool that I didn't even watch it. Stang
> > ADMIRES me and PITIES you. I don't pay him for anything - HE PAYS ME.
> > You don't even have your OWN first head in crapogenic stupidness or
> > whatever idiotic crap you said, you fleabrained scumsucking halfassed
> > sack of jackal crap. I retrieved your KISS MY FUCKING ASS, jackass.
> > Better check your FUCK YOU.
>
> I should also point out to all you idiots that Stang KEEPS sending me
> stuff for free, the same stuff you morons PAY FOR, and keeps ignoring my
> repeated requests that he NOT keep sending me things. I have quit doing
> any kind of subgenius related "artwork" because he kept putting it on
> the covers of things and then sending me those things, those CDs of some
> stupid devival or something. I will not watch or listen to ANY
> subgenius material or any home video or audio from anyone anywhere ever.
> DO NOT SEND IT TO ME. It will go right in the trash. Save time and
> money and just throw it away yourself. In fact, I would appreciate it
> very much if you would all take every copy of everything you do that is
> supposed to be music or ranting or art or anything else of a supposedly
> subgenius nature, and throw it all in the trash right away. Thank you
> very much, you dumb jerks. THAT is how much cooler I am than you so
> drop dead.
Yeah, get a clue ya jerks. But hey, how come I'm not flooded with
thanks for halting Nenslo's alt.binaries.slack artwork posts? AT
CONSIDERABLE EXPENSE TO MYSELF, I might add. Keeping sales down AND
foiling Nenslo by USING his pictures, now that was a GOOD IDEA. But do
I hear any THANKS? Do I witness any of the promised NOSEDIVE in SALES??
Fuck NO. God damn it, nobody appreciates anything around here.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 29 Mar 2005 07:34:26 -0800
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Nenslo wrote:
>I will not watch or listen to >ANY
>subgenius material or any >home video or audio from >anyone anywhere
ever.
>DO NOT SEND IT TO ME. It >will go right in the trash.
So what you are trying to say is you don't want a little bit of my Art,
video, rants etc. Is that you want a TON OF IT!!
What's your address? I always wanted a pen pal to share my subgenius
creations with!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"1980's sh*t! Pump up the volume!!! Stick Live Aid wrist bands to the
equation! Q-Bert not included!!"
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 18:49:59 GMT
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In article <290320050918100335%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>>> God damn it, nobody appreciates anything around here.
Not so. I appreciate your bell-like soprano when you sing those
charming Gilbert & Sullivan tunes. I also appreciate what a fine fellow
you must really be, away from all the sturm und drang, since your lovely
bride has apparently never hit you in the back of the head with a
skillet. 1000 POINTS FOR STANG. 2000 FOR WEI. NONE FOR NENSLO.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
"POPE HUEY IN 2020,
'cause if its gonna get UGLY,
it might as well be FUNNY!"
There are men to whom the satisfaction
of throwing down a triumphant fallacy
is as great as that which attends
the discovery of a new truth.
- T. H. Huxley
"Thanks for ruining my mileage, Anvil Butt."
- "The Drew Carey Show"
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 03:17:39 GMT
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In article ,
HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <290320050918100335%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> >>>> God damn it, nobody appreciates anything around here.
>
> Not so. I appreciate your bell-like soprano when you sing those
> charming Gilbert & Sullivan tunes. I also appreciate what a fine fellow
> you must really be, away from all the sturm und drang, since your lovely
> bride has apparently never hit you in the back of the head with a
> skillet. 1000 POINTS FOR STANG. 2000 FOR WEI. NONE FOR NENSLO.
DID I SAY NONE FOR NENSLO? Yeah, there it is. You rotten bastard, none
for you.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
"POPE HUEY IN 2020,
'cause if its gonna get UGLY,
it might as well be FUNNY!"
There are men to whom the satisfaction
of throwing down a triumphant fallacy
is as great as that which attends
the discovery of a new truth.
- T. H. Huxley
"Thanks for ruining my mileage, Anvil Butt."
- "The Drew Carey Show"
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 29 Mar 2005 19:48:35 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>DID I SAY NONE FOR >NENSLO? Yeah, there it >is. You rotten bastard,
>none
>for you.
If Nenslo comes to my Mullet Carnival I'll give him a prize Azrael can
take home to his Gargamel Castle!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"1980's sh*t! Pump up the volume!!! Stick Live Aid wrist bands to the
equation! Q-Bert not included!!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi