US Troops shoot rescued Hostage

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 4 Mar 2005 13:55:18 -0800

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The resently released Italian hostage in Iraq was wounded and her
Italian Security Officer killed when US Troops open fired on thier car!

What better way to celebrate your release from a horroing experiance
then to attacked and wounded by you "allies"!



Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 15:18:44 -0700

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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> The resently released Italian hostage in Iraq
> was wounded and her Italian Security Officer
> killed when US Troops open fired on thier car!
>
> What better way to celebrate your release from
> a horroing experiance then to attacked and
> wounded by you "allies"!

Q: Other than Afghanistan, where is the ONE place
in the world where you really, really shouldn't go
speeding towards a checkpoint?

A: Probably the same place where you shouldn't wave
an RPG over your head while screaming "Allah Akbar!"


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Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 00:03:22 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

>Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>
>> The resently released Italian hostage in Iraq
>> was wounded and her Italian Security Officer
>> killed when US Troops open fired on thier car!
>>
>> What better way to celebrate your release from
>> a horroing experiance then to attacked and
>> wounded by you "allies"!
>
>Q: Other than Afghanistan, where is the ONE place
>in the world where you really, really shouldn't go
>speeding towards a checkpoint?
>
>A: Probably the same place where you shouldn't wave
>an RPG over your head while screaming "Allah Akbar!"


Still and all, "Oops!" just doesn't cover that, somehow.

On the other hand, the Italian agent could not very well
annouce his route and wave a flag, or the headline might have been,
"Italian Journalist Kidnapped Yet Again!"




Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 23:22:03 GMT

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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:

>The resently released Italian hostage in Iraq was wounded and her
>Italian Security Officer killed when US Troops open fired on thier car!
>
>What better way to celebrate your release from a horroing experiance
>then to attacked and wounded by you "allies"!
>


"We thought they were Canadians!"

I was going to post that item, too! It seems noteworthy!

I am starting to feel like Marlon Brando in "Apocolypse Now"




Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 23:47:38 -0700

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"the horroing...the horroing..."

A.P.




Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 23:20:29 -0800

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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:

> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>
> >The resently released Italian hostage in Iraq was wounded and her
> >Italian Security Officer killed when US Troops open fired on thier car!
> >
> >What better way to celebrate your release from a horroing experiance
> >then to attacked and wounded by you "allies"!
> >
>
>
> "We thought they were Canadians!"
>
> I was going to post that item, too! It seems noteworthy!
>
> I am starting to feel like Marlon Brando in "Apocolypse Now"

That's OK. Just so long as you don't look like him.

pb


Posted by:: KRONOS
Date: 04 Mar 2005 21:09:41 -0500

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On 4 Mar 2005, mshotz@aol.com wrote:
> The resently released Italian hostage in Iraq was wounded and her
> Italian Security Officer killed when US Troops open fired on thier
> car!
>
> What better way to celebrate your release from a horroing experiance
> then to attacked and wounded by you "allies"!

Held hostage for a month, then shot up by trigger-happy grunts on the
"Road of Death" on the way to the airport. Now she has to recuperate
in an Iraqi hospital until she's well enough to make a another crazy
run dodging rpgs to try to catch a plane out.


Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 23:46:16 -0700

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Please, what means "horroing experiance?" Thanks you for your lesson in
helping my poooor Englandish.

A.P.




Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 04:09:33 -0500

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On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 23:46:16 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:

> Please, what means "horroing experiance?" Thanks you for your lesson in
> helping my poooor Englandish.

Use your fucking imagination, you whining cry baby.

Skull consistently writes more interesting and funnier comments than
you do, with thirteen fingers tied behind his back. You have a loooong
way to go to catch up to him.


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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 07:51:08 -0800

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Use your fucking imagination, you whining cry baby.

Skull consistently writes more interesting and funnier comments than
you do, with thirteen fingers tied behind his back. You have a loooong
way to go to catch up to him.


It's hard to type, pick your nose, and play with your balls at the same
time you know!

Beside, its only alt.slack. You are not supposed to think here!



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 13:11:44 -0700

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> Beside, its only alt.slack. You are not supposed to think here!


Methinks the lady doth thinketh too much!

A.P.




Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 13:10:54 -0700

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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.05.09.09.32.621427@sheayright.com...
> On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 23:46:16 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
>
>> Please, what means "horroing experiance?" Thanks you for your lesson in
>> helping my poooor Englandish.
>
> Use your fucking imagination, you whining cry baby.
>
> Skull consistently writes more interesting and funnier comments than
> you do, with thirteen fingers tied behind his back. You have a loooong
> way to go to catch up to him.

Wow! More hammering! Or is it yammering? My spell checker won't tell me!
Whaaah! I want to go shopping! Waaah!

BY the way, you are defending someone who can defend himself if he would
like to. I am sure he doesn't need your help. In fact you kind of make him
look like a mama's boy when you come out to the playground and yell: "You
boys leave my little Skull alone! He's very intelligent! He's going to be a
doctor someday!"

Just some friendly advice...

A.P.




Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 02:08:03 -0800

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<< Italian Security Officer killed when US Troops open fired on thier car!



What better way to celebrate your release from a horroing experiance
then to attacked and wounded by you "allies"! <<<<

Again like the guy giving the cake to the Chimps then getting his face
eaten off, this sounds like alt.slack!!! Let's all do a Rodney
Dangerfield and try to get along with the Police!!!

"Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million
people
think you are?" -Frank Zappa



Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 11:51:08 -0800

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Dear United States Marine Corps:

NICE GOING, NUMBNUTS!