What happened?

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 21 Mar 2005 19:15:07 -0800

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What the crap?

I leave for five days to sit around a keg of Blue Moon and in the
process get a DAMN GOOD haircut while sitting on the edge of a tub that
belonged to a guy named "Roach", a haircut from a semi-cute piss drunk
flower child chick who VERBALLY revealed that she had warts the size of
softballs on her cooch from an STD. (I swear this is all true...my
God...the horror of it being said out loud...)

I check back today to see what I missed? Know what I missed? JACK SHIT.

How many fucking posts do we NEED that call Nenslo a fag? There's like
50! I know what he is, I'm aware! Shut up, already! Say something funny
or shut your word holes! Now I'm gonna shut mine, because this ain't
funny, it's TRUE.



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 05:21:12 GMT

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In article <1111461307.479562.28900@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:

> How many fucking posts do we NEED that call Nenslo a fag?

How far out can you calculate pi? When it winds down here, we take it
on the road and publically denounce Nenslo to people who don't even know
who WE are, much less NENSLO and WAY less than "Bob." Its a problem.
We're gonna tour Portland this time and see if we can get him lynched.
'Hey, that's the bastard who threw turnips at my kids when he rolled by
on his fruity nerd bike! Sure, I'll help you kick his damned ass!"

There's like
> 50! I know what he is, I'm aware! Shut up, already! Say something funny
> or shut your word holes! Now I'm gonna shut mine, because this ain't
> funny, it's TRUE.

I am given to understand that "Bob" once inoculated a whole pod of blue
whales who had the clap and then impregnated all the females himself.

I also once saw Rocknar chase down and tackle a Vietnamese pot-bellied
pig with sexual intent on his mind, but fortunately, I was able to wave
the salts under his nose and offset the effect of the adrenochrome JUST
IN TIME.

Rocknar is a GOOD boy and prefers women; he just gets lonely, like
anyone else.

--

HellPope Huey
That HellPope Power Friends Punch
corkscrews 'em into anudder die-mension,
I tell ya whut

"Bad idea?"
"No, good idea; that's what worries me."
- "The West Wing"

"This place is filled with freaks!
I'm gonna fit right in!"
- "Greg the Bunny"


Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 21 Mar 2005 22:12:39 -0800

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>What the crap?

>I leave for five days to sit around a keg of Blue >Moon and in the
process get a DAMN GOOD >haircut while sitting on the edge of a tub
that
>belonged to a guy named "Roach", a haircut from a semi->cute piss
drunk
flower child chick who VERBALLY revealed that she >had warts the size
of
softballs on her cooch from an >STD. (I swear this is all true...my
God...the horror of it being said out >loud...)


>I check back today to see what I missed? Know what I missed? JACK
SHIT.
>How many fucking posts do >we NEED that call Nenslo a fag? There's
like
>50! I know what he is, I'm aware! Shut up, already! Say something
funny
>or shut your word holes! Now I'm gonna shut mine, because this ain't
>funny, it's TRUE.

Yes we have been making waste. More than a few Computer RedWoods have
fallen to make these posts. It also dosen't look like anyone is going
to use any less gasoline either.

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"

"I nominate Quirk, who can crimp a steel pipe with his anus." -HellPope
Huey


"I nominate Legume, who can crimp Quirk with his steel anus." Updated
2.0 version



Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 23:00:37 -0800

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Paul Casino wrote:
>
> How many fucking posts do we NEED that call Nenslo a fag? There's like
> 50! I know what he is, I'm aware! Shut up, already! Say something funny
> or shut your word holes! Now I'm gonna shut mine, because this ain't
> funny, it's TRUE.

Truth is humor. Humor is truth. That's all you know and all you need
to know.


Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:34:20 -0700

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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:423FC295.5722B862@yahoox.com...
> Paul Casino wrote:
>>
>> How many fucking posts do we NEED that call Nenslo a fag? There's like
>> 50!

He LIKES being called a Fag. He said he was one. We are only following his
instructions as Father of our Holy See.

A.R. Superbadass.




Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 02:35:39 -0800

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In article <3acnvmF69pd88U1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
wrote:

> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:423FC295.5722B862@yahoox.com...
> > Paul Casino wrote:
> >>
> >> How many fucking posts do we NEED that call Nenslo a fag? There's like
> >> 50!
>
> He LIKES being called a Fag. He said he was one. We are only following his
> instructions as Father of our Holy See.
>
The guy frets over what type of muffin pan to use.
What more evidence do you need?

pb


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 22 Mar 2005 15:26:50 -0800

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Say something funny

"something funny"