Where did you get those?

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 01:04:08 -0800

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Question: Every time I turn on the news, some idiot over in some courty
where the men eat lamb and the women dress like ninjas decides to fill
a truck full of explosives and drive the whole fucking thing into the
arabic equivalent of a Stop N' Go. Scuicide bombers, we call them. Upon
reflection, I wonder this:

Where the HELL does a bunch of people who are so poor they're still
riding donkeys and banging rocks together to make fire get thier hands
on that kind of firepower? Do you realize how much explosives it takes
to fill a truck? Where is it all comming from? And where can I get my
hands on some? Because I got little if nothing left to live for and an
ex-girlfriend's address, and I want to get on this as soon as possible.
Wait until you see the look on that dirty bitch's face, it'll be
priceless! Film at 11!



Posted by:: "paco"
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 07:55:13 -0500

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The Al-Islama"BoB" Mytars Brigade is always looking for new recruits for our
freedom operations. We've been given alot of bad press lately, so we are
trying to spin this stuff as an act of freedom loving. So if you love
freedom and bombs, then have we got an operation for you. Our affilation
with Al-Squida keeps us well stocked with explosives and dilythium crystals.
As a show of force, we will perform freedom operations against one of the
greylings motherships tonight @ midnight.
"BoB"ahu Ackbar!!!
"BoB"ahu Ackbar!!!
"BoB"ahu Ackbar!!!




Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 11:48:14 -0800

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>>The Al-Islama"BoB" Mytars Brigade is always looking for new recruits
for our
freedom operations. We've been given alot of bad press lately, so we
are
trying to spin this stuff as an act of freedom loving. So if you love

freedom and bombs, then have we got an operation for you. Our
affilation
with Al-Squida keeps us well stocked with explosives and dilythium
crystals.
As a show of force, we will perform freedom operations against one of
the
greylings motherships tonight @ midnight.
"BoB"ahu Ackbar!!!
"BoB"ahu Ackbar!!!
"BoB"ahu Ackbar!!! <<

Pack a colon with Hormel Chili, then let it go in a crowded market
place!



Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 06:46:29 -0800

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On 10 Mar 2005 01:04:08 -0800, "Paul Casino"
wrote:

>Question: Every time I turn on the news, some idiot over in some courty
>where the men eat lamb and the women dress like ninjas decides to fill
>a truck full of explosives and drive the whole fucking thing into the
>arabic equivalent of a Stop N' Go. Scuicide bombers, we call them. Upon
>reflection, I wonder this:
>
>Where the HELL does a bunch of people who are so poor they're still
>riding donkeys and banging rocks together to make fire get thier hands
>on that kind of firepower? Do you realize how much explosives it takes
>to fill a truck? Where is it all comming from? And where can I get my
>hands on some? Because I got little if nothing left to live for and an
>ex-girlfriend's address, and I want to get on this as soon as possible.
>Wait until you see the look on that dirty bitch's face, it'll be
>priceless! Film at 11!

When a Hallmark card just doesn't say it ...

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Oh, the lazily modern canyon of it ALL!

- "A beam from the spirit"



Posted by:: "Buster Mudd"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 10:35:31 -0800

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Paul Casino wrote:
> Question: Every time I turn on the news, some idiot over in some
courty
> where the men eat lamb and the women dress like ninjas decides to
fill
> a truck full of explosives and drive the whole fucking thing into the
> arabic equivalent of a Stop N' Go. Scuicide bombers, we call them.
Upon
> reflection, I wonder this:
>
> Where the HELL does a bunch of people who are so poor they're still
> riding donkeys and banging rocks together to make fire get thier
hands
> on that kind of firepower? Do you realize how much explosives it
takes
> to fill a truck? Where is it all comming from?

>From your tax dollars, you dumb fuck.



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 19:25:33 GMT

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In article <1110479731.684915.41770@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Buster Mudd" wrote:
> Paul Casino wrote:

> > Where the HELL does a bunch of people who are so poor they're still
> > riding donkeys and banging rocks together to make fire get thier
> hands on that kind of firepower? Do you realize how much explosives it
> takes to fill a truck? Where is it all comming from?
>
> >From your tax dollars, you dumb fuck.

Ain't that the ultimate colossal SHIT of it?

--

HellPope Huey
Does this newsgroup make my head look fat?

We believe in the perseverance of the saints,
but many are not saints
and therefore do not persevere.
- C.H. Spurgeon

[Worf] You are attempting to manufacture triumph
where none exists.
[Quark] I'd say he succeeded.
[Bashir] To manufactured triumph.
[O'Brien] Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!
- "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"


Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 22:05:58 -0800

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Paul Casino wrote:
>
> Where the HELL does a bunch of people who are so poor they're still
> riding donkeys and banging rocks together to make fire get thier hands
> on that kind of firepower?

From the United States, of course, back when those people's puppet
government was still meekly obedient.


Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:32:36 -0800

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In article <1110445448.498633.223230@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:

> Where the HELL does a bunch of people who are so poor they're still
> riding donkeys and banging rocks together to make fire get thier hands
> on that kind of firepower?

The Al-Qaqaa munitions dump. No one was guarding it.
http://tinyurl.com/3qk3n

pb


Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 01:38:48 -0700

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Go hang out at a bar at any off-Military Base area in America, Europe or the
Middle East. Hint around that you want to buy some hot merchandise. One of
our boys or girls in uniform will sell you black-market C-4, grenade
launchers, missiles or any sort of munitions you might need, enough to fill
up several trucks. Of course the Iraqis and Palestinians get theirs
legitimately from our foreign arms dealers as well as the French, Russians
and others. France right now is going to sell High Tech weapon systems to
China. The Chinese sold Russian Nukes to the N. Koreans over ten years
ago...(How do I know? Don't ask, don't tell) So really all you need is a lot
of money (which terrorists get from selling Opium, Honey and doing Internet
scams) and an avowed political activist group and IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKERS!

Angelicus Rex




Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 11 Mar 2005 13:50:25 -0800

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>>Go hang out at a bar at any off-Military Base area in America, Europe
or the
Middle East. Hint around that you want to buy some hot merchandise. One
of
our boys or girls in uniform will sell you black-market C-4, grenade
launchers, missiles or any sort of munitions you might need, enough to
fill
up several trucks. <<

In the 1980's the Army relised that it was missing LOTS of stuff like
hand grenades, mortor rounds, etc. in one year alone the armt "lost"
3000# of C-4, 12 cases of FragGrenades, over 1,000 cases 5.56 Ammo,
plus misc. Anti-Tank Rockets of various calibers

I myself had an extensive arsenal of smoke and CS grenades as well as
Hand grenade Simulators, Artillary Simulators, and powered CS in
capsleform.

Most of which were used to harrass various assholes I worked with both
in civilian world as well as the reserves & national Guard.

Once When I was acting Commander of a Signal Company in the Delaware
National Guard, we had 2 cases of M-16 ammo come up missing.The Supply
Sergeant was sweating blood as this was the type of thing that got your
ass in serious trouble. As Acting Commander, I called a "Health &
Welfare" Inspection to include all personal vehicles. Seeing this was
at Ft. A.P. Hill, all this was quite legal.

We found the Ammo in teh Vehcile of one of the Platoon Leaders. And boy
was theier hell to pay! I almost got kicked out of the Guard for this!
Seem teh Platoon Leader's Dad was a Colonel on Full Time Status in the
Delaware Guard! How DARE I CATCH HIM RED HANDED STEALING MILITARY AMMO!

So the whole thing got Swept under the rug, the Ammo did get back to
where it belonged, I pretty much shot my carreer with the Guard in the
ass. And the Colonels son got caught again by Army CID selling stolen
truck parts to various people two years later.

And me, I was cuaght in the middle of the two cliques in the Guard, the
GOP one of which the Colonel and his son beloned, and the other which
were made up of Dems, and people like me who having been the "the Real
Army" did not want to puut up with the bullshit the others delt out.

But I did get a reputation as the one guy who could not be baught,
bribed or other. I was also labled a "rebel!"

That was the ONE thing I did enjoy.
Don't EVEN get me started about small arms ammo!



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:22:19 -0700

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> That was the ONE thing I did enjoy.
> Don't EVEN get me started about small arms ammo!


Ya see? And they called me a liar! Hah! Our kids are being killed by the
shit we sell to these bastards. Funny how the Con can con us better than a
CON artist like Stang even!

Angelicus Rex