Who Needs Drugs with Shit like this Going On?

Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:47:17 -0500

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Caroliner, a very strange and interesting band, claims to be
named after a singing bull from the 1800's that was slaughtered
by its owner when times were tough. They say that they have in
their possession the "Songbook of the Singing Bull," from which
they draw their music, in an attempt to preserve the memory and
history of the singing bull, Caroliner. The music seems to answer
the musical question,

"What kind of music would the Donner Party make if they
were to meet the Residents... And then EAT the Residents?"

The music itself is very strange and surreal indeed; a bizarre
cross between Residents-like surrealism and Great Planes Pioneer
Hoe Down Jigs, but their stage show must take things to a whole
new level of weirdness. I've only seen the photographs but can
say that the sets are festooned with black-light painted props and
bunting, and they wear black-light painted costumes, incorporating
elements of Pioneer fashion, among other things such as dangling
whithered prosthetic limbs, all under black-light lighting. Upon
looking at the photos, I find myself hoping that they dance around
a lot. Extremely saturated colors.

Check these guys out if you don't have anything better to do:

http://cakeandpolka.blogspot.com/2005/02/caroliner-rainbow-legs-tied-round.html

Have a listen to the sample tracks there, too.

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Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:24:13 GMT

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Artemia Salina wrote:

>Caroliner, a very strange and interesting band, claims to be
>named after a singing bull from the 1800's that was slaughtered
>by its owner when times were tough. They say that they have in
>their possession the "Songbook of the Singing Bull," from which
>they draw their music, in an attempt to preserve the memory and
>history of the singing bull, Caroliner. The music seems to answer
>the musical question,
>
> "What kind of music would the Donner Party make if they
> were to meet the Residents... And then EAT the Residents?"

Maybe that wonderful old hymn,
"Shall We Desiccate the Liver? The Vitamin-Rich and Tastey Liver!"





Posted by:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 08:43:16 -0500

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>
> Check these guys out if you don't have anything better to do:
>
>
http://cakeandpolka.blogspot.com/2005/02/caroliner-rainbow-legs-tied-round.h
tml
>
> Have a listen to the sample tracks there, too.


Now that is excellent stuff. Thanks!






Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:38:03 -0500

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In article , Revi Shankar
wrote:

> >
> > Check these guys out if you don't have anything better to do:
> >
> >
> http://cakeandpolka.blogspot.com/2005/02/caroliner-rainbow-legs-tied-round.h
> tml
> >
> > Have a listen to the sample tracks there, too.
>
>
> Now that is excellent stuff. Thanks!
>

Yeah but can I still have the drugs too?

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Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 16:19:17 +0000 (UTC)

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article , Revi Shankar
> wrote:
>
>
>>>Check these guys out if you don't have anything better to do:
>>>
>>>
>>
>>http://cakeandpolka.blogspot.com/2005/02/caroliner-rainbow-legs-tied-round.h
>>tml
>>
>>>Have a listen to the sample tracks there, too.
>>
>>
>>Now that is excellent stuff. Thanks!
>>
>
>
> Yeah but can I still have the drugs too?
>


and the stamps



Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:06:46 -0800

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On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 16:19:17 +0000 (UTC), Pope Phil
wrote:

>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > In article , Revi Shankar
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>>Check these guys out if you don't have anything better to do:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>http://cakeandpolka.blogspot.com/2005/02/caroliner-rainbow-legs-tied-round.h
> >>tml
> >>
> >>>Have a listen to the sample tracks there, too.
> >>
> >>
> >>Now that is excellent stuff. Thanks!
> >>
> >
> >
> > Yeah but can I still have the drugs too?
> >
>
>
>and the stamps

don't they still put LSD on the backs of postage stamps any more?

Damn no wonder I haven't got a buzz yet. Does anybody need 500 moist
stamps?

--
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Customer Support Specialist
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bring u for Christmess?
- Dryad



Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:11:26 -0500

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In article , Pope Phil
wrote:

> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> >>
> >
> >
> > Yeah but can I still have the drugs too?
> >
>
>
> and the stamps
>


Go ahead, rub it in.

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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 17:44:20 +0000 (UTC)

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article , Pope Phil
> wrote:
>
>
>>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
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>> >
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>> > Yeah but can I still have the drugs too?
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>>and the stamps
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>
>
>
> Go ahead, rub it in.
>


there's no way I'm touching that straight line


Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005 21:21:30 -0500

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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.01.08.47.16.600913@sheayright.com...
> Caroliner, a very strange and interesting band, claims to be
> named after a singing bull from the 1800's that was slaughtered
> by its owner when times were tough. They say that they have in


Yeeeeeeehaw!

Wow is that ever weird.