"Deadwood" - File Under Guilty Pleasures
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 8 Mar 2005 11:00:08 -0800

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OK, so I really got caught up in this made-for-cable series. From what
I've been able to glean from a Google or two, it's close enough to the
historical Deadwood to make it interesting

I LIKE WESTERNS. So kill me.

The best thing about this series is the supporting ensemble cast...
William Sanderson, Brad Dourif, W. Earl Brown, Powers Boothe, Paula
Malcomson among others.

Ian McShane is a great oily villainous lead, but the main good guy
(Timothy Olyphant) is a weenie-boy and a bad actor.

One of the best things about this series is that it has breathed new
life into the non-PC epithet "cocksucker"... see the episode entitled
"Mr. Wu".

You fucking cocksuckers.



Posted by:: phy
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 22:09:32 GMT

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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in
news:1110308408.930566.178590@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

> OK, so I really got caught up in this made-for-cable series. From what
> I've been able to glean from a Google or two, it's close enough to the
> historical Deadwood to make it interesting
>
> I LIKE WESTERNS. So kill me.

I LIKE THIS WESTERN. So give me slack. I just discovered it last week on my
cable's video on demand feature. The only thing that pisses me off is that
they were showing episodes 1-8 last week. They hooked me with the first two
episodes. Yesterday I was going to watch the 3rd one and they dropped those
and started showing episodes 9-whatever. Those fucking cocksuckers. Also,
Curb Your Enthusiasm.

-phy


Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 8 Mar 2005 14:50:56 -0800

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>>>>OK, so I really got caught up in this made-for-cable series. From
what
I've been able to glean from a Google or two, it's close enough to the
historical Deadwood to make it interesting


I LIKE WESTERNS. So kill me. >>>>

I'd like to see your version of the "Deadwood" town
setup at Dobbtstown! Just without the wood, only fresh zombie flesh. I
mean both are dead anyway.

Rev. KrustyMadFaker

"This board represents the ultimate in poser technology. It gives
people the illusion they have talent. Just lock your feet in and the
board does all the work." -Tony Hawk (Pro-Skateboarder)



Posted by:: Legume
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:32:32 -0600

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frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:

> OK, so I really got caught up in this made-for-cable series. From what
> I've been able to glean from a Google or two, it's close enough to the
> historical Deadwood to make it interesting
>
> I LIKE WESTERNS. So kill me.

Me too. Fuck them who don't, with a big dick with big red straps.

Hell, the Banzai tribe even have western movie night at Tiki Banzai
occasionally, maybe we'll do it again this summer at XDay. I got a pretty
good library of westerns, tons of Eastwood flicks, and a bunch of other
good stuff. My wife's probably gonna pick up the Deadwood season 1 box
set for my b'day, hopefully along with a box set of John Wayne's final
westerns, which are my favorites...Rooster Cogburn, True Grit, The
Shootist.

We're actually planning to redo the whole Banzai camp in western theme.
Bring a bag of gold-painted rocks (and a bottle/bag of your intoxicant of
choice)and maybe you can sit in on one of our outlaw poker games.

If you know any whores, bring them too. We got a garden hose there to
spray em' down if they get too sticky.

Hmmm...a Ho Hose.




Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 14:25:33 -0700

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I used to run my own Western Tour company called "Wild West Shows and Tours
out of Albuquerque. I was also in the New Mexico Gunfighter's Association
(re-enactors of Old West gunfights in Old Town), and I was a Mountain
Man/Civil War/Mexican War re-enactor in my day. So I LOVE DEADWOOD! it is
the best Western series ever produced, bar none. It reeks of reality and it
has grit! And I'll knock the eye-teeth out the head of any goddamned
cocksucker who gainsays me, with the butt of my silver plated, fully
engraved, Mexican cabbage shootin' pistola!

Angelicusrex




Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 9 Mar 2005 20:39:37 -0800

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angelicusrex wrote:

(snip)

"I was a Mountain Man/Civil War/Mexican War re-enactor in my day."

Now THAT is a Yetisyni avocation.

If you can afford the props and the costumes.



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 00:56:49 -0700

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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in message
news:1110429577.179317.173970@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> angelicusrex wrote:
>
> (snip)
>
> "I was a Mountain Man/Civil War/Mexican War re-enactor in my day."
>
> Now THAT is a Yetisyni avocation.
>
> If you can afford the props and the costumes.

I still have the props and costuming, much of that hand made. We had a
really cool company, herding Europeans and Japanese tourists around New
Mexico and shooting and hanging each other for their massive enjoyment. We
actually made good money and played some prime venues.

Angelicus Rex

>




Posted by:: Legume
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 09:30:17 -0600

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angelicusrex wrote:

> I still have the props and costuming, much of that hand made. We had a
> really cool company, herding Europeans and Japanese tourists around
> New Mexico and shooting and hanging each other for their massive
> enjoyment. We actually made good money and played some prime venues.

Damn, that sounds like big-ass fun. It's a job where if you get really
drunk before work, you only add to the authenticity. I'd fucking LOVE to do
that shit. I have a ton of cowboy gear, but none of it's really authentic,
unless you count my 1847 Walker Colt. Of course, I'm just a drugstore
cowboy in a truckstop shirt, playing Waylon and Willie on my harp for the
Pagan girls, and my kit's only got to be authentic enough to woo the gals
into taking off their shirts.



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 01:44:51 -0700

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> Damn, that sounds like big-ass fun. It's a job where if you get really
> drunk before work, you only add to the authenticity. I'd fucking LOVE to
> do
> that shit. I have a ton of cowboy gear, but none of it's really
> authentic,
> unless you count my 1847 Walker Colt. Of course, I'm just a drugstore
> cowboy in a truckstop shirt, playing Waylon and Willie on my harp for the
> Pagan girls, and my kit's only got to be authentic enough to woo the gals
> into taking off their shirts.
>

It was indeed Big Ass Fun...And being drunk...well sometimes that was a part
of it too. Anyway, I can show you how to make authentic cowboy shirts and
pants for next to nothing. An 1847 Walker is a nice pistola for sure! I used
to make holsters and belts, vests and everything out of scraps...because in
the old west, that's literally all a lot of folks had. If I start my company
back up, I'll get in touch!

Angelicus Rex




Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 09:05:07 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote:

>
>
>> Damn, that sounds like big-ass fun. It's a job where if you get really
>> drunk before work, you only add to the authenticity. I'd fucking LOVE to
>> do
>> that shit. I have a ton of cowboy gear, but none of it's really
>> authentic,
>> unless you count my 1847 Walker Colt. Of course, I'm just a drugstore
>> cowboy in a truckstop shirt, playing Waylon and Willie on my harp for the
>> Pagan girls, and my kit's only got to be authentic enough to woo the gals
>> into taking off their shirts.
>>
>
>It was indeed Big Ass Fun...And being drunk...well sometimes that was a part
>of it too. Anyway, I can show you how to make authentic cowboy shirts and
>pants for next to nothing. An 1847 Walker is a nice pistola for sure! I used
>to make holsters and belts, vests and everything out of scraps...because in
>the old west, that's literally all a lot of folks had. If I start my company
>back up, I'll get in touch!
>
>Angelicus Rex
>
>

Do you have any photos of yourself wearing chaps?




Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:17:03 -0700

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> Do you have any photos of yourself wearing chaps?

No. But I do have some photos of me riding a couple of chaps.

Angelicus Rex




Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 11 Mar 2005 11:33:09 -0800

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angelicusrex wrote:

> It was indeed Big Ass Fun...And being drunk...well sometimes that was
a part
> of it too. Anyway, I can show you how to make authentic cowboy shirts
and
> pants for next to nothing. An 1847 Walker is a nice pistola for sure!
I used
> to make holsters and belts, vests and everything out of
scraps...because in
> the old west, that's literally all a lot of folks had. If I start my
company
> back up, I'll get in touch!


"Git the marshall... it's them Dobbs boys and they're all likkered up!"



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 02:47:21 GMT

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In article <1110569589.863852.122730@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> angelicusrex wrote:
>
> > It was indeed Big Ass Fun...And being drunk...well sometimes that was
> a part of it too. Anyway, I can show you how to make authentic cowboy shirts
> and pants for next to nothing. An 1847 Walker is a nice pistola for sure!
> I used to make holsters and belts, vests and everything out of
> scraps...because in the old west, that's literally all a lot of folks had. If I start my
> company back up, I'll get in touch!
> >
> "Git the marshall... it's them Dobbs boys and they're all likkered up!"

And the first one burst into the saloon with a ripped-off penis speared
right through his hat and yelled "DEAR GOD, RUUUUN!! LESBIANNNNS!!!"

--

HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes

Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence
is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison

"Diaper fee for chimp brides."
- "The Simpsons"


Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 19:03:42 -0800

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On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 02:47:21 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:

> And the first one burst into the saloon with a ripped-off penis speared
>right through his hat and yelled "DEAR GOD, RUUUUN!! LESBIANNNNS!!!"

sig

and a shining resplendant moment for western culture

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
And the first one burst into the saloon with a ripped-off penis speared
right through his hat and yelled "DEAR GOD, RUUUUN!! LESBIANNNNS!!!"

- Hellpope Huey



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 04:22:44 GMT

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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 02:47:21 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
>
> > And the first one burst into the saloon with a ripped-off penis speared
> >right through his hat and yelled "DEAR GOD, RUUUUN!! LESBIANNNNS!!!"
>
> sig
> and a shining resplendant moment for western culture

I've got a million of 'em. Too bad they're scattered all to HELL and
back. Otherwise, I could sell them, BUY this goddamned Church and run it
RIGHT... into the ground.

--

HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes

Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence
is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison

"Diaper fee for chimp brides."
- "The Simpsons"


Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 11 Mar 2005 01:17:52 -0800

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Damn right Westerns kick ass all over Gawd's green earth. Some of my
fondest childhood memories involve my Dad sneaking around behind my
Mom's back to show me flicks like "True Grit". There's my Dad, big fat
Super-Mario looking guy and me, age 4 yelling at the TV screen, "FILL
YER HAND, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:05:29 GMT

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In article <1110532672.592748.189810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:

> Damn right Westerns kick ass all over Gawd's green earth. Some of my
> fondest childhood memories involve my Dad sneaking around behind my
> Mom's back to show me flicks like "True Grit". There's my Dad, big fat
> Super-Mario looking guy and me, age 4 yelling at the TV screen, "FILL
> YER HAND, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Fill it with your penis; that generally turns out a lot better than
using a gun, unless you generate some waterhead baby that gets old
enough to stalk Rev. Stang and stresses an already overtaxed bladder.
I'd rather not see this happen to him, as my own bladder stays so full,
I can pee up to that line and the fire department needs me and ouch. I'm
a very hydrated guy.

--

HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes

Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence
is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison

"Diaper fee for chimp brides."
- "The Simpsons"


Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:18:42 -0700

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Why does everything have to become a pissing contest with you, Huey?

(A JOKE)

Angelicus Rex




Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 12 Mar 2005 12:53:14 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote in news:39fjecF60hrnvU1
@individual.net:

>
>
> Why does everything have to become a pissing contest with you, Huey?
>
> (A JOKE)
>
> Angelicus Rex
>
>
>

'cause he's so full of piss and vinegar?

--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch

"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 17:23:21 GMT

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> "angelicusrex" wrote in news:39fjecF60hrnvU1
> @individual.net:
>
> > Why does everything have to become a pissing contest with you, Huey?
> > (A JOKE)

I am a bold surrealist with no need of such activity. If it hits the
lens like monkey dung because someone else is a big dummyhead, that's no
fault of mine. After all, this is the Church of Excuses. Mine is that
you are a big dummyhead. Hey, it works for Nenslo.

--

HellPope Huey
Former keyboardist for Bleeding Gums Murphy

Inside your head,
there's a record playing,
saying hold on
- Tom Waits, "Hold On"

"A monkey with a gun
would make a great TV show."
- "That 70s Show"


Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 11 Mar 2005 11:55:00 -0800

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True Grit is goddamn bad-ass. I will give you that. You idiot.



*ANYONE* can EVILLY EASILY *FUCK* *YOU* *OVER*.


If you can't see the beginning what the hell does it matter anyway?