'Satan' Said to Appear on Turtle's Shell
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:00:43 GMT
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MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be... Satan? A central Indiana pet shop
owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire
has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.
Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was
there.
Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell
of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.
He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn't changed.
Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which
destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in
Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.
Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle's story that he plans to auction
on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy
Lucky off-line.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
The Holy Trinity:
Meds, chili dogs and boobs
"Read the Bible;
s**t starts goin' downhill about page 3."
- Dwayne Kennedy
"There should be just 3 levels of security:
"Jesus Christ!"
"Goddamnit!"
"Fuck ME!"
- Lewis Black
Posted by:: Starshine Moonbeam
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 23:28:27 -0600
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In article
@news1.west.earthlink.net>, HellPope Huey (ThatWayWhenIGotHere@0700.not)
dropped a +5 bundle of words...
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> MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be... Satan? A central Indiana pet shop
> owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire
> has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.
>
> Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was
> there.
>
> Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell
> of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.
>
> He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn't changed.
>
> Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which
> destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in
> Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.
>
> Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle's story that he plans to auction
> on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy
> Lucky off-line.
How much does a satanic turtle run for anyway?
Will my turtle require goat sacrifices? 'cuz that's gonna run me.
--
Starshine Moonbeam
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
Posted by:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:04:27 -0700
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Starshine Moonbeam wrote:
> In article
> @news1.west.earthlink.net>, HellPope Huey (ThatWayWhenIGotHere@0700.not)
> dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>
>
>> MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be... Satan? A central Indiana pet shop
>>owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire
>>has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.
>>
>> Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was
>>there.
>>
>> Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell
>>of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.
>>
>> He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn't changed.
>>
>> Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which
>>destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in
>>Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.
>>
>> Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle's story that he plans to auction
>>on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy
>>Lucky off-line.
>
>
> How much does a satanic turtle run for anyway?
>
> Will my turtle require goat sacrifices? 'cuz that's gonna run me.
>
>
PRAY THAT MOONBEAM SUNSHINE RECEIVES THE UNHOLY CHOAD OF THE SEVENTH
MINION OF SATAN, NIKOLAI KINGSLEY. PRAY THAT NIKOLAI CAN PLAY A GOOD
ENUF NETHACK GAME TO ASCEND HIS UNHOLY CHAOTIC BARBARIAN.
//
Posted by:: "Happyhelper"
Date: 20 Mar 2005 12:09:50 -0800
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PRAY THAT GOD FOGIVES YOUR ACTIONS AND ALLOWS YOU TO PASS INTO THE
GLORY THAT IS HEAVEN. pRAY THAT THE DARKNESS IN YOUR HEART WILL
DISIPATE WITH ETERNAL LOVE OF GOD
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 12:12:40 -0800
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On 20 Mar 2005 12:09:50 -0800, "Happyhelper"
wrote:
>PRAY THAT GOD FOGIVES YOUR ACTIONS AND ALLOWS YOU TO PASS INTO THE
>GLORY THAT IS HEAVEN. pRAY THAT THE DARKNESS IN YOUR HEART WILL
>DISIPATE WITH ETERNAL LOVE OF GOD
pray that the caps-lock key releases and you learn to spell
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The thought that there are people out there masturbating to Matt
Groening is enough to make me become a Republican.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 21:26:44 GMT
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In article <09mr31dhg2f2c4gjtjv60vvvh8g88qco7k@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
>>>The thought that there are people out there masturbating to Matt
Groening is enough to make me become a Republican.
They're called chubby-chasers. I make out like a hillbilly with a pen
full of yearling calves.
--
HellPope Huey
Could I please just be the Pope of Epcot for a while?
My feet hurt from all the brimstone.
"Yet there was Ishmael,
calmly explaining his decision to go to sea,
fully aware that life could be tied
to people with dark passions
striding purposefully into hell."
- Roger Rosenblatt, "The Man In The Water"
"Everything you've just seen
and heard is a crock."
-"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 20 Mar 2005 14:02:35 -0800
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What's the matter? 'fraid of lil olr mr moo.
Imma sorry. Did I assrape your lil' twink and bring him to orgasm? I
bet I made him stain the sheets with his assxpussy ooze. It wouldn't be
the first time. I did that.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 07:26:58 -0800
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<>
Well, the Virgin Mary Gril cheeese Sandwich went for what? $60,000? I
bet this here turtle can fetch at least that much, especially if has
those narly "evil powers" like all those Dameon movies!
<>
No goats, just your neighbors children. But sicne they have been
walking allover your lawn, they deserve just what they get!
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 08:13:58 -0800
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oh. yeh. You're still a virgin.
I bet you think Monty Python is still cutting-edge too. Right? uh-huh.
You're stuck in neutral. The record is skipping. And I clean my
foreskin with your government check.
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 09:29:22 -0700
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> And I clean my foreskin with your government check.
Now you're getting traction!
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 20 Mar 2005 14:36:46 -0800
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<
I bet you think Monty Python is still cutting-edge too. Right? uh-huh.
You're stuck in neutral. The record is skipping. And I clean my
foreskin with your government check. >>
Monty Python is STILL cutting edge compared to the lame shit that
Snutards like you think are funny.
Posted by:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:02:44 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be... Satan? A central Indiana pet shop
> owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire
> has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.
>
> Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was
> there.
>
> Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell
> of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.
>
> He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn't changed.
>
> Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which
> destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in
> Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.
>
> Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle's story that he plans to auction
> on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy
> Lucky off-line.
PRAY THAT WE ALL BURN IN HELL THAT WE MAY BE ACCEPTED AS SATAN'S
MINIONS. PRAY THAT WE PRAY THAT WE TAKE DOWN THE ALTARS IN THE HOLY
CHURCHES OIF ONE ON THE PERISHED EARTH PRAYING TO THEIR GONE GOD. PRAY
THAT WE TELL THE SERAPHIM AND CHERUBIM TO SERVE US WILLINGLY ON THEIR
KNEES TAKING OUR CHOAD.
//
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 08:12:09 -0800
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Finally. Someone who understands me.
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 09:10:23 -0800
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> Finally. Someone who understands me.
He should. He's from alt.usenet.kooks.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 10:39:19 -0800
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She's an honor student. My girlfriend is.
Posted by:: joecosby@mindspring.com
Date: 19 Mar 2005 12:12:46 -0800
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> Finally. Someone who understands me.
yeah now there are two morons who post gibberish that everybody
ignores. you should get married.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 08:17:16 -0800
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What a great big fat tiny-dicked queer bitch you are, Asspope. Does
your mommy know that hairy ass dump she took 50 years ago has pulling
in a SSI wage for years?
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 12:11:30 -0800
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:00:43 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>
> MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be... Satan? A central Indiana pet shop
>owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire
>has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.
>
> Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was
>there.
>
> Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell
>of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.
>
> He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn't changed.
>
> Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which
>destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in
>Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.
>
> Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle's story that he plans to auction
>on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy
>Lucky off-line.
Mr. Satan in person:
http://tinyurl.com/3k9cr
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 19 Mar 2005 15:08:57 -0800
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Jason Christie wrote:
"Mr. Satan in person:
http://tinyurl.com/3k9cr"
That doesn't look like a Horned Goat.
That looks like a Horned Cow.
"The Heifer of Mendes" doesn't have quite the same ring.
Haha. MOOOCIFER.