brthrn@dangermedia.org -Let me explain
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 13:12:43 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in message
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>I like you
>
I thought considering the circumstances I should expand a little as I expect
my comments to receive a cold response from some here.
You see sir, I know who you are, yes thats right, I can whif read you from
here, You are a passive yet angry male who feels that you can only
communicate your affection of those who for some reason you THINK are your
betters by crude language and vulgarity.
I dont know how you came to be this way, possibly you grow up in an
enviornment where the only communication you had with your peer group and
immediate family where through arguments and put downs, so here you are on
the internet still playing the roles out you played as a younger man.
I can see why you came here, you love us all but you are afraid to admit it
and possibly cant quite name the feeling that you get when coming here and
meeting people who you feel affection and respect towards.
You must realise that alt.slack is the retirement home for people like you
and you are more then welcome to stay, but perhaps your not ready, perhaps
you need to vent some more but always remember that "Bob" is here waiting
for you.
And yes I know that you reading this makes you feel a funny way and your
deep down your thinking "But how..." the answer is simple, just send $30
www.subgenius.com
You see sir, not all people here joke around all the time, some of us have
studied the true word of "Bob" and spend our lives propergating his seed.
In the name of "Bob" be well.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 07:44:17 -0800
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<
from
here, You are a passive yet angry male who feels that you can only
communicate your affection of those who for some reason you THINK are
your
betters by crude language and vulgarity. >>
I think he's a angry passive-agressive numb-nuts whose hatred of
himself is overwelmed by his fear of anyone who does not "fear" him.
>>dont know how you came to be this way, possibly you grow up in an
enviornment where the only communication you had with your peer group
and
immediate family where through arguments and put downs, so here you are
on
the internet still playing the roles out you played as a younger man.
<<
So he's a Christain Conservative self hating Homosexual who is acting
out his his anger at his father for not molesting him as a child. After
his 3 year shack up with Micheal Jackon's pet chimp, Bubles", he moved
into a small one room apartment in East St. Louis, Ill where he wonders
the street at night hoping that as the only White man in the area, he
will be singled out for abuse. Thus providing himslef with the
"pinence" he thinks he deserves for being a queer ugly, chimp fucker.
<
admit it
and possibly cant quite name the feeling that you get when coming here
and
meeting people who you feel affection and respect towards. >>
No he's hoping that we will give him the abuse he needs to "punish"
himself for being born. He also hopes that being her will "toughing"
him up so everyone will "fear" him. This is only becuase the Marines
know he's gay and won't take him. Also the fact he's too stupid even
for the Marines and can only join the Delaware National Guard. But EVEN
THEY are too macho for him!
<
like you
and you are more then welcome to stay, but perhaps your not ready,
perhaps
you need to vent some more but always remember that "Bob" is here
waiting
for you. <<
Yes "Bob" is waiting for you. But so are the rest of us. And we have
Baseball bats to crush your shriveld chimp ass fucking nuts into a
pulp! Yea, just come on in!
<
your
deep down your thinking "But how..." the answer is simple, just send
$30
www.subgenius.com
You see sir, not all people here joke around all the time, some of us
have
studied the true word of "Bob" and spend our lives propergating his
seed.
In the name of "Bob" be well. >>
But of course, there are some people that even "Bob" can't save. So in
that case, just sent "Bob" your money anyway. At least he won;t smite
you come X-Day. He will just us your as his little Cabana Boy until
your rectum is stretched out and bleeding profusly. But THATS what you
wanted all along now isn't it>
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 07:57:36 -0800
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You're a fanboy for a piece of clip-art. You dumbass retard.
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 16:56:56 -0800
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> You're a fanboy for a piece of clip-art. You dumbass retard.
And you're a shit-eating parasite surgically attached to the asshole of
clip-art fandom, so who the fuck are you to talk?
--
"The Church of the Subgenius is an allergic reaction to the excesses of
the 20th. Century. Like most allergic reactions, it actually does more
damage than the condition it's reacting to."
"The only reason it's all about me is that no one else has the guts to
tell you it's *not* all about you."
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 18:08:56 -0800
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oh? Did I hit a NERVE, *BITCH*!?
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:22:43 -0800
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> oh? Did I hit a NERVE, *BITCH*!?
No. You're not that agile.
Try doing your exercises more often.
--
C.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 18:17:29 -0800
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I'm still getting a kick out of your 'rage.'
Christ. You're such a...idunno...lemme think...oh, yeah...A GODDAMN
PUSSYBOY. I bet you use hand lotion before you jerk-off your little
millimeter peter just so your skin doesn't chaff. YOU JERK OFF LIKE A
GODDAMN GIRL! HAHA! I bet you like your weenie to smell like a baby's
bottom too! Don't ya! hahahahah!
Now go crybaby. AND wish you were me some more. Even though your
entire EXISTENCE revolves around me. ALWAYS has. You tiny dicked
bitchdog of christ.
WANNAWANNAWANNABE
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 19:22:47 -0800
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>>>I'm still getting a kick out of your 'rage.'
>>>Christ. You're such a...idunno...lemme think...oh, yeah...A GODDAMN
PUSSYBOY. I bet you use hand lotion before you jerk-off your little
millimeter peter just so your skin doesn't chaff. YOU JERK OFF LIKE A
GODDAMN GIRL! HAHA! I bet you like your weenie to smell like a baby's
bottom too! Don't ya! hahahahah!
>>Now go crybaby. AND wish you were me some more. Even though your
entire EXISTENCE revolves around me. ALWAYS has. You tiny dicked
bitchdog of christ.
>>WANNAWANNAWANNABE
You're having trouble with your Breakdance moves again aren't you?
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:18:35 -0800
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
>
> WANNAWANNAWANNABE
"Watanabe", actually. Check the phone book.
--
C.
Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:43:08 -0500
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 07:44:17 -0800, Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> So he's a Christain Conservative self hating Homosexual who is acting
> out his his anger at his father for not molesting him as a child.
"Daddy daddy, look-it me! I'm wearing siss's unnerwear! Aren't I pretty?"
-- brthrn @ age 5
"Aww, what do you guys mean you have dates?! What ARE you, a bunch of HOMOS?!
C'mon, let's get drunk and look at porn together!" -- brthrn @ age 17
"alt.slack, huh? I'll bet there's a lot of HOMOS hangin' out there!
I think I'll give 'em a piece of my mind!" -- brthrn @ age 40
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Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 18:08:23 -0800
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And you're still a gay bitch.
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 10:16:54 -0700
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> And you're still a gay bitch.
>
You are completely uninteresting. Don't you have anything better to do?
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 18:12:41 -0800
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You know what's even FUNNIER!? I'll tell you bitch-bunny. Other than
the fact that you couldn't be FURTHER from the truth on any of those
dumbass cliched dork-0-rama quotations. A NUMBER of my friends that
read alt.slack have all thought you were a goddamn CHICK.
I think that's hilarious. I just explain to them you're just a sissy
manwhore.
Does you mommy know you're wearing her SNATCH!?
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 07:59:28 -0800
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You didn't REALLY expect me to read all of that. Did you? Christ. I
hope not.
But I know you luvies me. And thing of me ALL the TIME.
Join the rest of the brthrn@dangermedia.org obsessives over there in
the corner. Don't mind the stink of semen and mustard. IT's the scent
of love. And the best you retarded bitch-bastards can do.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 10:32:21 -0800
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"You see sir, I know who you are, yes thats right, I can whif read you
from
here,"
You want something to SNIFF!? COME 'ERE AND SNIFF MY SCALEY STINKY
HINEY HOLE!
JESUS GOD OF MY EVIL ASS OF SATAN! You're "whiff reading" me! WHAT
KIND OF DUMBASS GEEKFUCK RETARD ARE *YOU* BOY!? huh!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH
*YOU*!? HAVE YOU NO GODDAMN SHAME AT THE ABYSMAL DEPTHS OF YOUR GODDAMN
*GEEKITUDE*!?
Guess everything is relative. What with the motherbuttlover from
delaware and GEEKBOY LORD of the brthrn@dangermedia.org OBSESSIVE
stalkers loping around here. And, of course, those wacky queer
girlbitches SPINELESS CUNT & ASSPOPE.
I guess it sort of makes you seem almost normal. But never 'coo,' you
GEEK loser. You'll NEVER be LAID by anyone but that PINPRICK CRUSTED
HOLE in your CAPTAIN JANEWAY POSTER.
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:58:15 GMT
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wrote in message
news:1111257141.333335.86480@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> "You see sir, I know who you are, yes thats right, I can whif read you
> from
> here,"
>
>
> You want something to SNIFF!? COME 'ERE AND SNIFF MY SCALEY STINKY
> HINEY HOLE!
>
> JESUS GOD OF MY EVIL ASS OF SATAN! You're "whiff reading" me! WHAT
> KIND OF DUMBASS GEEKFUCK RETARD ARE *YOU* BOY!? huh!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH
> *YOU*!? HAVE YOU NO GODDAMN SHAME AT THE ABYSMAL DEPTHS OF YOUR GODDAMN
> *GEEKITUDE*!?
>
> Guess everything is relative. What with the motherbuttlover from
> delaware and GEEKBOY LORD of the brthrn@dangermedia.org OBSESSIVE
> stalkers loping around here. And, of course, those wacky queer
> girlbitches SPINELESS CUNT & ASSPOPE.
>
> I guess it sort of makes you seem almost normal. But never 'coo,' you
> GEEK loser. You'll NEVER be LAID by anyone but that PINPRICK CRUSTED
> HOLE in your CAPTAIN JANEWAY POSTER.
>
Hmm yes your THIRD response to my post, I feel your pain
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 14:23:35 -0800
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>>>Hmm yes your THIRD response to my post, I feel your pain
Don't mind him Rev. Chain Smerker you
tried your best helping him. His R.O.I.D.S.
just ended up erupting all over again. He just
needs to take more them R.O.I.D.S.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. the equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 22:32:33 GMT
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"krustymadfaker" wrote in message
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>>>>Hmm yes your THIRD response to my post, I feel your pain
>
> Don't mind him Rev. Chain Smerker you
> tried your best helping him. His R.O.I.D.S.
> just ended up erupting all over again. He just
> needs to take more them R.O.I.D.S.
>
> Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
> "I didn't give up. the equipment
> malfunctioned!"
>
> "This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
> -Bela Lugosi
>
Alas, yes my dear comrade in arms, he is a lost cause.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 15:12:46 -0800
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Yeh. I'll be FOREVER lost to ASSHOLE SNIFFING *DORKDOME*.
I'm cryin' like a baby over it right now. Look at me. Crying.