reading the alt.slack archive

Posted by:: "kdetal"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 09:00:21 -0800

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Now the fact that I am a pompous, whiny bitch is preserved for
posterity! Wheeee!

Worse, I'm so sincere. I may puke.

Nenslo has no sincerity! Zapanaz has no sincerity! Stang has no goddamn
sincerity! HellPope Huey has sincerity but he can write so fucking well
that it works. What the hell is wrong with me?

You were supposed to kill my heart, you nasty bunch of feces throwing
monkeys.

Instead I'm looking at some kind of tarry corpuscle caked with matted
fur, grease and watermelon bubblegum.



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 09:09:42 -0800

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I just read my posts there anyway. After all THEY are the only one that
count!

100,000 years from now, when the X-ist Graduate Students who work cheap
extract the early Church documents from the fossilised hard drives,
they will read our posts. And they will declare the Alt.Slack archive
to be as holy, or even holier, then any other Church Artict except teh
BOTSG itself.

The Collective postings of alt.slack will be seen as a new "Dead Seas
Scroll", except they will call it "the Dead Brained Scrolls" after us!

And they will read my posts and declare me the most brain dead of all!

They shall create golden Idols to me, even though the willnot agree
witch one I was in the old Art-files!

This will cuase a skism in theChurch, with the Skull Cult who says I
was actually "Bob" in disguise, and theCult of Nenslo who say that the
one called nenslo was actually the most Brain Dead of all!

It will lead to a was not unlike the "Wars of Religion" that will
almost distroy the UNiverse, until "Bob" hismelf will appaer and
re-unite the factions by decarling that Skull and Nenslo were both ugly
smelly jerks.



Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:20:55 -0500

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"kdetal" wrote in message
news:1111856421.919922.285260@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Now the fact that I am a pompous, whiny bitch is preserved for
> posterity! Wheeee!
>
> Worse, I'm so sincere. I may puke.


Heheh, you're not alone. What else can you do but post your mindwords? I
know some go the extra distance to be all literary and ironic, but, I ain't
no real gud righter. You loathe and are loathed equally by "Bob".




Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:28:06 GMT

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In article <_Rg1e.50$Ss3.107152@news20.bellglobal.com>,
"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:
> "kdetal" wrote in message
> news:1111856421.919922.285260@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

> > Now the fact that I am a pompous, whiny bitch is preserved for
> > posterity! Wheeee!
> > Worse, I'm so sincere. I may puke.
>
> Heheh, you're not alone. What else can you do but post your mindwords? I
> know some go the extra distance to be all literary and ironic, but, I ain't
> no real gud righter. You loathe and are loathed equally by "Bob".

When asked why he had married a teetotaler like Mary Todd,
branchwater-lovin' Abraham Lincoln replied "It was hate at first sight
and so we were wed."

Your shitty attitude is probably "Bob's" fault, as he indoctrinates
people by first kicking them in the ass and sending them sprawling to
open their nascent Third Nostril so they can smell his message clearly.
Its less a Love-Hate thing than a Hate-Love one. Why, right this minute,
I hate you for making me think that much when I am zoned out on pain
pills and ennui. I hope some spineless cunt in a Fiera runs over your
cat.

--

HellPope Huey
White people doing flamenco
look like cranes on crank

Take your dissonance like a man.
- Charles Ives

"C'mon, wake up and smell the chaos!"
- "The West Wing"


Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 21:00:40 -0800

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kdetal wrote:
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> Nenslo has no sincerity!

I am the most sincere fucking bastard on earth.


Posted by:: "kdetal"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 21:05:28 -0800

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nenslo wrote:
> kdetal wrote:
> >
> > Nenslo has no sincerity!
>
> I am the most sincere fucking bastard on earth.

Yes.

You are sincere in the way a nail through the hand is sincere.

Thats a compliment.



Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:15:05 -0800

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kdetal wrote:
>
> nenslo wrote:
> > kdetal wrote:
> > >
> > > Nenslo has no sincerity!
> >
> > I am the most sincere fucking bastard on earth.
>
> Yes.
>
> You are sincere in the way a nail through the hand is sincere.
>
> Thats a compliment.

I KNOW that. I am not stupid.


Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:41:07 GMT

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In article <42465D78.ADB1E4D5@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> kdetal wrote:
> > nenslo wrote:
> > > kdetal wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Nenslo has no sincerity!
> > >
> > > I am the most sincere fucking bastard on earth.
> >
> > Yes.
> >
> > You are sincere in the way a nail through the hand is sincere.
> >
> > Thats a compliment.
>
> I KNOW that. I am not stupid.

and you smell like a spring rain on an unblemished field of clover in
Georgia, where a barely-legal 200-pound girl is flashing me her moo-moos
and grinning. Wow, I LOVE Easter!! I'm gonna get me some "chocolate
bunny."

--

HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping

When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks

"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"


Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 27 Mar 2005 23:17:07 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote in
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-BAAB72.12425027032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:

> In article <42465D78.ADB1E4D5@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>> kdetal wrote:
>> > nenslo wrote:
>> > > kdetal wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > Nenslo has no sincerity!
>> > >
>> > > I am the most sincere fucking bastard on earth.
>> >
>> > Yes.
>> >
>> > You are sincere in the way a nail through the hand is sincere.
>> >
>> > Thats a compliment.
>>
>> I KNOW that. I am not stupid.
>
> and you smell like a spring rain on an unblemished field of clover in
> Georgia, where a barely-legal 200-pound girl is flashing me her moo-moos
> and grinning. Wow, I LOVE Easter!! I'm gonna get me some "chocolate
> bunny."
>

It's all that Stang plumper-porn gettin' to you again, ain't it?


--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity


"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey


Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:43:31 GMT

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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in
> news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-BAAB72.12425027032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:

> > and you smell like a spring rain on an unblemished field of clover in
> > Georgia, where a barely-legal 200-pound girl is flashing me her moo-moos
> > and grinning. Wow, I LOVE Easter!! I'm gonna get me some "chocolate
> > bunny."
> >
> It's all that Stang plumper-porn gettin' to you again, ain't it?

Naw, I was into ridin' the wild plump beefalo long before "Bob" began
tugging at my coat tails and whining "Please join my cult for $20, my
baby needs milk!" I finally relented and THEN saw him in that Jag. What
a spiny cunt Dobbs really is.

--

HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping

When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks

"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"