she wanted dozens, and she only got two

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:31:20 -0700

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("I felt bad on meeting a man with no penis, until he
assured me that he was okay, in that he was a woman.")

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html?menu=news.quirkies

Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis
has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a
motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using
a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a
child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was
born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat
the operation and build him a better organ, to which they
agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they
needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success,
and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident
Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new
one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went
home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no
wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises
I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is
actually his third penis when doctors are happy the
operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary
called The Last Penis Operation.


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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:26:38 GMT

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In article <42336DB8.299D@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary
> called The Last Penis Operation.

I thought that was the latest Clint Eastwood movie.

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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 19:53:28 -0800

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>> His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary
> called The Last Penis Operation.


I thought that was the latest Clint Eastwood movie. <<

No, its Mel Gibson's next movie. It about Jesus' circumcism.



Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 21:49:24 -0800

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:

>
> His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is
> actually his third penis when doctors are happy the
> operation was a success.
>
His pants fit like a glove.



Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 13 Mar 2005 15:23:58 GMT

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"Giles" wrote in news:1110692964.144597.253740
@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:

> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
>>
>> His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is
>> actually his third penis when doctors are happy the
>> operation was a success.
>>
> His pants fit like a glove.
>
>

And his glove fits like a condom.

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