somethin' smells like homos
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 15:36:24 -0700
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women.You will think it is magic the way women come to
you if you are a lesbian and men come to you if you are
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connected to the hypotalamus, which is the gland in the
brain that triggers chemical responses to emotions.
Combining essential oils and flowers to make scents that
immediately reach the brain of all that smell it and
draws them to you...
--
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Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 22:57:08 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/3/prwebxml215573.php
>
>New Man To Man and Woman To Woman are 100% Natural Subtle
>Essential Oil and delicate flower based aphrodisiac
>aromatherapy designed to bring men to men and women to
>women.You will think it is magic the way women come to
>you if you are a lesbian and men come to you if you are
>gay but it isn't. Each scent was created to instantly
>stimulate the chemical receptor in the nose, that is
>connected to the hypotalamus, which is the gland in the
>brain that triggers chemical responses to emotions.
>Combining essential oils and flowers to make scents that
>immediately reach the brain of all that smell it and
>draws them to you...
>
>--
>Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
>http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
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but I see no need to stink myself up
with it; a hundred dollar bill in my hatband
usually gets results.
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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 21:11:55 -0800
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On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 15:36:24 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/3/prwebxml215573.php
>
>New Man To Man and Woman To Woman are 100% Natural Subtle
>Essential Oil and delicate flower based aphrodisiac
>aromatherapy designed to bring men to men and women to
>women.You will think it is magic the way women come to
>you if you are a lesbian and men come to you if you are
>gay but it isn't. Each scent was created to instantly
>stimulate the chemical receptor in the nose, that is
>connected to the hypotalamus, which is the gland in the
>brain that triggers chemical responses to emotions.
>Combining essential oils and flowers to make scents that
>immediately reach the brain of all that smell it and
>draws them to you...
I'm gonna get me a GALLON of the lesbian one and go hang out at
lesbian bars and see what happens.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Doctor: Who told you you are Napoleon Bonaparte?
Patient: God did.
Voice from next cell: I DID NOT!
Posted by:: Sternodox
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 12:42:24 -0600
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In article <4230CBE7.1222@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v7.0
wrote:
> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/3/prwebxml215573.php
>
> New Man To Man and Woman To Woman are 100% Natural Subtle
What if one were to soak a BEAR TRAP in some of that shit and hide it
under, like, some leaves or something? And video-tape it. I'm sure
there's LOTS of homos who would jack off to other homos getting caught
in a bear trap while some fucking essential oils are making their dicks
hard. And what if you sprayed a bunch of the homo stuff on a fucking
GOAT or something? Would it be homos buttfucking goats or would it just
be homo GOATS buttfucking other homo goats? This is cause for much
experimentation. I want everyone's suggestions on my desk by fucking
MONDAY or DICKS WILL BE EVISCERATED!
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 11 Mar 2005 11:10:56 -0800
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Your name backwards is not SHITHEAD.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 02:59:37 GMT
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In article <110320051242241402%killme@killme.com>,
Sternodox wrote:
> What if one were to soak a BEAR TRAP in some of that shit and hide it
> under, like, some leaves or something? And video-tape it. I'm sure
> there's LOTS of homos who would jack off to other homos getting caught
> in a bear trap while some fucking essential oils are making their dicks
> hard. And what if you sprayed a bunch of the homo stuff on a fucking
> GOAT or something? Would it be homos buttfucking goats or would it just
> be homo GOATS buttfucking other homo goats? This is cause for much
> experimentation. I want everyone's suggestions on my desk by fucking
> MONDAY or DICKS WILL BE EVISCERATED!
Sterno has been homocentric for years. Back in 1994, he pointed at a
shot of John Wayne and Ronald Reagan on the TV and said "Now most
everyone on TV is a homo, but ONE of the two in this picture is not a
homo. All the rest are, though." Does your beautiful wife know you are a
homo? Stop tryin' to QUEER up the group.
--
HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes
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is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison
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