ARAFAT THREAD

Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:44:45 GMT

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Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.


Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 12:03:54 -0700

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
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> Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.

I heard he very briefly came out of his coma,
married Anna Nichole Smith, then died.

--
"Mars was destroyed with weapons from the future.
There, does that make you feel any better?"
-- nu-monet


Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 12:29:38 -0800

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In article , Cardinal
Vertigo wrote:

> Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.

Always with the Schrodinger's cat. You never hear from Heisenberg's
dog, Pauli's goldfish, Bohrs' hamster or De Broglie's pony. Even less
you knew that Einstein himself raised two black bear cubs while at
Princeton. These things you never hear about. Just that damned cat,
over and over and OVER again! Enough of cats already.

pb


Correspondent:: "Blackout"
Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 13:46:15 -0700

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"polar bear" wrote

>> Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.
>
> Always with the Schrodinger's cat. You never hear from Heisenberg's
> dog, Pauli's goldfish, Bohrs' hamster or De Broglie's pony. Even less
> you knew that Einstein himself raised two black bear cubs while at
> Princeton. These things you never hear about. Just that damned cat,
> over and over and OVER again! Enough of cats already.

shicklegrubor's
hairless gerbil was still and
quiet. stank real bad




Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 22:57:58 -0800

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> > Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.

Better yet, post even one way in which the existence of Yasser Arafat or
his current state of health has affected your life. Other than just
hearing or reading about it on the news.


Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 00:21:09 -0800

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In article <4191BBF5.1864E0FE@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> > > Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.
>
> Better yet, post even one way in which the existence of Yasser Arafat or
> his current state of health has affected your life. Other than just
> hearing or reading about it on the news.

Remember back in the 70's when people would show up at protests wearing
those Arafat headscarves? Man that used to piss me off.

pb


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:35:34 -0800

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polar bear wrote:
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> In article <4191BBF5.1864E0FE@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
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> > > > Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.
> >
> > Better yet, post even one way in which the existence of Yasser Arafat or
> > his current state of health has affected your life. Other than just
> > hearing or reading about it on the news.
>
> Remember back in the 70's when people would show up at protests wearing
> those Arafat headscarves? Man that used to piss me off.
>

Now they are all wearing those fur hats and going kissy kissy on their
hands. IRRITATING!!!!!


Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 10:20:49 GMT

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> > > > > Post your Yasser Arafat jokes here.

Yasser Arafat goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking
them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

Yasser Arafat says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

Yasser Arafat says, "75 cents."

===========================================

Yasser Arafat and George Bush are out hunting in the woods when Yasser
Arafat falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes
are rolled back in his head.

George Bush whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. George Bush's voice comes back
on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"





Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 01:58:32 -0800

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On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 22:57:58 -0800, nenslo wrote:

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>> > Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.
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>Better yet, post even one way in which the existence of Yasser Arafat or
>his current state of health has affected your life. Other than just
>hearing or reading about it on the news.

Yassar Arafat kicked my dog.

Yassar Arafat stole my woman, Lord, I sent him straight to hell

Yassar Arafat got the last piece of pizza.

Yassar Arafat goes into Starbuck's before I get there and messes up
the restroom.

Yassar Arafat is Jason Christie.

Yassar Arafat drives his pickup truck up and down the street blasting
that god dam Palestinian rap music at all hours

Yassar Arafat voted for Bush.

Yassar Arafat looks too much like Ringo. It's confusing.

That's just for starters. Don't tell ME about it Mr. Smart Guy.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who
can't talk for people who can't read.
-- Frank Zappa



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 13:49:43 -0800

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On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:44:45 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:

>Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.

Well now that he's dead that only leaves Paul McCartney out of the
Beatles alive.

You all know that was Ringo, right?


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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God is dead,
Long live the Superman!

- Nietzsche



Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (This That and the Other )
Date: 09 Nov 2004 21:52:48 GMT

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>Post your Schrodinger's Cat jokes here.
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I DID! But either no one got it or it wasn't funny.

Knowing me, probably the latter.


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-Rimbaud