And speaking of which

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 13:52:10 -0800

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Paul McCartney singing about "Can't buy me love" is like one of those
naturally-skinny women singing "Can't gain me weight"





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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 22:07:40 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote:

> Paul McCartney singing about "Can't buy me love" is like one of those
> naturally-skinny women singing "Can't gain me weight"
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> --

Yeah, Paul McCartney kinda had that luv bulemia puke thing goin' on.
One the other hand, Mick Jagger sorta had that luv Beano, 'cuz he had
too much wind on his johnson.
Whereas, Tom Waits has the mule-fart "Gone With the Wind" action.
But too, big fat-assed Mama Cass choked to death on a ham sam.
So, it just shows to go ya! Yo' pays yo' money, and yo' takes yo'
chance!
Life is a crap shoot, then you marry one.





Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 02:58:43 -0500

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Someone should assassinate the fake Paul.