As seen on TV

Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2004 07:30:21 GMT

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So if you think you've pretty much figured out what's good but you don't
quite have a handle on evil, what if you were to run with the idea that
evil is that which is dangerous to good?


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2004 20:29:23 GMT

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In article <4196BD98.BE61AF3@uiuc.edu>, Ouroboros Rex
wrote:

> You mean everyone else DOESN'T have a little internal Vlad the Impaler?

Fuck that small-time action. I have an internal GALACTUS. So does
Nenslo. They slap at each other like crank-enriched Goth schoolgirls.
Pieces of things fly everywhere. That's why in 2009, the resultantly
diverted asteroid Geographos will crash into South Carolina and cause
the price of pork sausage to quintuple overnight. However, inbreeding
will drop by 8% nationally.

--

HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
You got 25% of my Slack,
'cause the Luck Plane crashed on my house years ago.
If I had that 25% back,
I'd be 75% less likely to kill 80% of the Church
when I lose that last 10% of my grip.

I do begin to have bloody thoughts.
- William Shakespeare, "The Tempest," Act 4

Man does not live by bread and "Justice League" cartoons alone;
he must also venture out
and startle people in person from time to time.
- HellPope Huey


Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 15 Nov 2004 18:27:14 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
BA8E17.14304414112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:

> In article <4196BD98.BE61AF3@uiuc.edu>, Ouroboros Rex
> wrote:
>
>> You mean everyone else DOESN'T have a little internal Vlad the
Impaler?
>
> Fuck that small-time action. I have an internal GALACTUS. So does
> Nenslo. They slap at each other like crank-enriched Goth schoolgirls.
> Pieces of things fly everywhere. That's why in 2009, the resultantly
> diverted asteroid Geographos will crash into South Carolina and cause
> the price of pork sausage to quintuple overnight. However, inbreeding
> will drop by 8% nationally.
>

Oh right, pick on us southern states AGAIN. Dammit, you ain't far enough
away that a redneck with a good jawfulla chew and one good P'TOOIE!
couldn't nudge that puppy into dropping into YOUR lap during suppertime. GO
PICK ON DEM OHIOANS, DAMBIT! THEY EARNED IT!

--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Slack & autopsies go together like strap-ons and polishing grit:
the nature of the song depends on which side of the dong you're on."
-- HellPope Huey


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2004 14:26:11 -0800

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
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> So if you think you've pretty much figured out what's good but you don't
> quite have a handle on evil, what if you were to run with the idea that
> evil is that which is dangerous to good?

Just don't fall down, you're liable to poke an eye out on an idea like that.


Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 14 Nov 2004 23:45:52 GMT

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Kevin Cunningham wrote:

>When has any of you actually saw evil or good? Like an angel or a devil?
>Now when have you seen medioricty? I rest my case.

The standards for mediocrity have dropped considerably.
--
"It is the human situation that is basically tragic. Right and Left
revolutionaries cannot alter this basic dilemma....the most radical Left-wing
group has no program to overcome death. The entire Right-Left establishment is
still death oriented."


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 00:52:46 GMT

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kdetal wrote:
>Kevin Cunningham wrote:
>
>>When has any of you actually saw evil or good? Like an angel or a devil?
>>Now when have you seen medioricty? I rest my case.
>
>The standards for mediocrity have dropped considerably.

That's funny! Also it's funny because I have too observed it.
But it's funnier when you say it, sort of profound almost.

So what do we do now? Limbo or jump over the bar?





Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 15 Nov 2004 19:01:28 -0800

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> So if you think you've pretty much figured out what's good but you don't
> quite have a handle on evil, what if you were to run with the idea that
> evil is that which is dangerous to good?


"When all the world recognizes beauty as beauty,
This in itself is ugliness.
When all the world recognizes good as good,
This in itself is evil."

--
C.