Atheist lion refuses to convert to Christianity

Correspondent:: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Date: 4 Nov 2004 09:21:40 -0800

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TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on
Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but
was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African
lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage
showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his
right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and
tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day,
otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 18:39:25 GMT

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Modemac wrote:

> TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on
> Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but
> was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
>
> "Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African
> lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
>
> "Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage
> showed.
>
> One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his
> right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and
> tranquilizer guns.
>
> Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day,
> otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

I agree with this pots.



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 11:41:29 -0800

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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 18:39:25 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:

>
>
>Modemac wrote:
>
>> TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on
>> Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but
>> was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
>>
>> "Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African
>> lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
>>
>> "Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage
>> showed.
>>
>> One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his
>> right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and
>> tranquilizer guns.
>>
>> Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day,
>> otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
>
> I agree with this pots.

Well we have a solidly faith-based administration now, this kind of
thing won't happen in America. All animals will be required by law to
recognize Jesus as their savior. And to stop running around naked and
having sex in front of children. PRAISE THE LORD

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Onion are good. Animals are bad.

- Kurt Stocklmeir



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 20:13:01 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote:

> On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 18:39:25 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Modemac wrote:
> >
> >> TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on
> >> Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but
> >> was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
> >>
> >> "Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African
> >> lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
> >>
> >> "Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage
> >> showed.
> >>
> >> One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his
> >> right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and
> >> tranquilizer guns.
> >>
> >> Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day,
> >> otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
> >
> > I agree with this pots.
>
> Well we have a solidly faith-based administration now, this kind of
> thing won't happen in America. All animals will be required by law to
> recognize Jesus as their savior. And to stop running around naked and
> having sex in front of children. PRAISE THE LORD
>
> --

Praise the lard.





Correspondent:: "presentiment"
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 16:18:40 -0500

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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:7d1lo0dmlpfa5f1herpctbsqslufgti37j@4ax.com...

> Well we have a solidly faith-based administration now, this kind of
> thing won't happen in America. All animals will be required by law to
> recognize Jesus as their savior. And to stop running around naked and
> having sex in front of children. PRAISE THE LORD

For a peek into just what makes these
people of the far xian right tick, go to
the following links. (caution: Not for
weak stomaches)

http://www.serve.com/thibodep/cr/cr.htm

http://www.religioustolerance.org/reconstr.htm

http://www.dabney.com/charles/Sandlin-CR.html


>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
> Onion are good. Animals are bad.
>
> - Kurt Stocklmeir
>



Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:03:31 +0000

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On 4 Nov 2004 09:21:40 -0800, in reply to modemac@modemac.com
(Modemac):

>TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on
>Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but
>was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
>
>"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African
>lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
>
>"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage
>showed.
>
>One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his
>right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and
>tranquilizer guns.
>
>Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day,
>otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

http://www.local6.com/slideshow/news/3887895/detail.html?qs=;s=1;p=news;dm=ss;w=320



Correspondent:: Frere Jean Bleu
Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 21:20:27 +1100

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On 4 Nov 2004 09:21:40 -0800, modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote:

>TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on
>Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but
>was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
>
>"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African
>lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
>
>"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage
>showed.
>
>One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his
>right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and
>tranquilizer guns.
>
>Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day,
>otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

Latest score from the Taipei Coliseum..........

LIONS 1 CHRISTIANS 0

We now return you to your regular program........

Fr J B