Coyote and Multnomah Falls
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 18:23:14 GMT
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Coyote and Multnomah Falls
http://www.indians.org/welker/multnoma.htm
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 14:11:04 -0500
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:419B9712.3736851F@ranunculus.org...
> Coyote and Multnomah Falls
> http://www.indians.org/welker/multnoma.htm
That was good! I like this one much better:
http://www.zetacreations.com/coyote.txt
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 19:45:05 GMT
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Revi Shankar wrote:
> ; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
> news:419B9712.3736851F@ranunculus.org...
> > Coyote and Multnomah Falls
> > http://www.indians.org/welker/multnoma.htm
>
> That was good! I like this one much better:
>
> http://www.zetacreations.com/coyote.txt
Ha, ha , ha, ha, ha!
Ya know some funny connection
is the part about the Crow
Sometimes and often Crow beats Coyote
When I ate about 17 tons of Peyote in Mexico,
there was talk of the Silver Crow, but it was just
an ordinary Crow flying so high that the Sun made
it look silver if you were standing on the ground.
If you can fly higher than the Crow, he's still a black
carrion-eating dung fucker. Or maybe you got to be
higher than the Crow to see it as silver. Depends on
the light. And the dark.
One of the golf pros at the local golf shop is a Hopi Indian,
and that dumb son of a misbegotten coyote fucker doesn't
know how many dimples are on a fuggin' golf ball.
But he said that he has a bunch of Kachina Dolls.
Tiger Woods? Sheesh! What's wrong with his game
is that he's fresh out of Chinese. What he should ask
for from Coyote is for bigger balls, bigger baskets,
and to be a lot taller.
And a loose pair of tennis shoes.