Coyotes!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 07:03:41 GMT
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This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 04:24:23 -0500
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"König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
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> This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
> the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
> bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 04:16:42 -0600
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On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 07:03:41 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
> This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
>the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
>bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
In the Chicago region, too.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 05:36:40 -0800
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In article <419AF7C4.4E1F5462@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
> This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
> the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
> bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
Coyotes. Yawn. Up here we have bears that break into kitchens and
steal blackberry pies.
pb
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 14:03:10 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
> In article <419AF7C4.4E1F5462@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
> > This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
> > the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
> > bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
>
> Coyotes. Yawn. Up here we have bears that break into kitchens and
> steal blackberry pies.
>
> pb
Oh, we have bears here too! But they've been around for years.
The bears are very fearless, and walk right up on the back deck
and into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator. The big thing here
is that the Korean medicine men are killing a lot of bears just for
their paws and gall bladders, and they leave the rest of the bear!
I've eaten bear and it's good, doesn't taste at all like chicken.
If they are going to kill bears, they should take the meat and
skin too.
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 14:37:06 -0000
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
news:419B5A1C.714E7517@ranunculus.org:
> Oh, we have bears here too! But they've been around for years.
> The bears are very fearless, and walk right up on the back deck
> and into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator. The big thing here
> is that the Korean medicine men are killing a lot of bears just for
> their paws and gall bladders, and they leave the rest of the bear!
> I've eaten bear and it's good, doesn't taste at all like chicken.
> If they are going to kill bears, they should take the meat and
> skin too.
>
>
They can't harvest the meat and skin because they will have a greater
chance of going to jail.
-phy
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 15:32:24 GMT
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phy wrote:
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
> news:419B5A1C.714E7517@ranunculus.org:
>
> > Oh, we have bears here too! But they've been around for years.
> > The bears are very fearless, and walk right up on the back deck
> > and into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator. The big thing here
> > is that the Korean medicine men are killing a lot of bears just for
> > their paws and gall bladders, and they leave the rest of the bear!
> > I've eaten bear and it's good, doesn't taste at all like chicken.
> > If they are going to kill bears, they should take the meat and
> > skin too.
> >
> >
>
> They can't harvest the meat and skin because they will have a greater
> chance of going to jail.
>
> -phy
What I would do even if the main thing I wanted was the gall bladder
and paws would be to whack the bear and take the wole product;
the way they do it is to leave a bear sans feet and gall bladder.
It's like a sig--the Koreans were here!
At most, four guys on an H-pole could haul a bear out to a van,
and they'd have the added plus of meat and a bear skin rug!
For a long time the Koreans have been buying Virginia ginseng
and bear parts.
http://www.nps.gov/shen/pphtml/newsdetail10516.html
Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 10:56:43 -0500
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>
>
> phy wrote:
>
>> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
>> news:419B5A1C.714E7517@ranunculus.org:
>>
>> > Oh, we have bears here too! But they've been around for years.
>> > The bears are very fearless, and walk right up on the back deck
>> > and into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator. The big thing here
>> > is that the Korean medicine men are killing a lot of bears just for
>> > their paws and gall bladders, and they leave the rest of the bear!
>> > I've eaten bear and it's good, doesn't taste at all like chicken.
>> > If they are going to kill bears, they should take the meat and
>> > skin too.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> They can't harvest the meat and skin because they will have a greater
>> chance of going to jail.
>>
>> -phy
>
> What I would do even if the main thing I wanted was the gall bladder
> and paws would be to whack the bear and take the wole product;
> the way they do it is to leave a bear sans feet and gall bladder.
>
> It's like a sig--the Koreans were here!
>
> At most, four guys on an H-pole could haul a bear out to a van,
> and they'd have the added plus of meat and a bear skin rug!
>
> For a long time the Koreans have been buying Virginia ginseng
> and bear parts.
There's no such thing as Koreans.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 16:07:45 GMT
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"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote:
> "König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
> wrote in message
> news:419B6F05.2108014F@ranunculus.org...
> >
> >
> > phy wrote:
> >
> >> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
> >> news:419B5A1C.714E7517@ranunculus.org:
> >>
> >> > Oh, we have bears here too! But they've been around for years.
> >> > The bears are very fearless, and walk right up on the back deck
> >> > and into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator. The big thing here
> >> > is that the Korean medicine men are killing a lot of bears just for
> >> > their paws and gall bladders, and they leave the rest of the bear!
> >> > I've eaten bear and it's good, doesn't taste at all like chicken.
> >> > If they are going to kill bears, they should take the meat and
> >> > skin too.
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> They can't harvest the meat and skin because they will have a greater
> >> chance of going to jail.
> >>
> >> -phy
> >
> > What I would do even if the main thing I wanted was the gall bladder
> > and paws would be to whack the bear and take the wole product;
> > the way they do it is to leave a bear sans feet and gall bladder.
> >
> > It's like a sig--the Koreans were here!
> >
> > At most, four guys on an H-pole could haul a bear out to a van,
> > and they'd have the added plus of meat and a bear skin rug!
> >
> > For a long time the Koreans have been buying Virginia ginseng
> > and bear parts.
>
> There's no such thing as Koreans.
Why? They went to shit, and the bears ate them?
OK, then Han Gook
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 16:33:32 GMT
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In article ,
"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote:
> There's no such thing as Koreans.
Then who the hell assembled my television??
--
HellPope Huey
Sweet 16 is great as a birthday party,
but less so as an IQ or number of incarcerations
"Girls are not as good as they look."
- Lydia Lunch, "Bowery Blues"
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west
and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce
they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now you tell me what you know.
- Groucho Marx
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Nov 2004 00:12:14 GMT
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>> There's no such thing as Koreans.
>
> Then who the hell assembled my television??
>
Mayalysians working in Korea for a Japanese Electronics company under contrat
to an American owned Corporation.
Another fine Dobbsco Product.
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"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 01:10:09 GMT
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YOU BUY KIM IL JONG VIAGRA OR WE SHOOT IN HEAD! YOU LIKE MUCHLY! IT
GIVE YOU BIG PENIS LIKE BEAR AND FUCK LIKE BUNNY! YOU LOVE HER LONG
TIME!!!
--
HellPope Huey
Religion is the opiate of people who need a hash break.
"..so here it hangs, like a gym sock on a shower rod."
- "The West Wing"
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems
just with potatoes.
- Douglas Adams
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:00:25 -0500
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On 11/17/04 10:56 AM, in article NtadnZWu8cIk6QbcRVn-vA@rogers.com, "Slack
Master K.O.N." wrote:
>
> "König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
> wrote in message
> news:419B6F05.2108014F@ranunculus.org...
>>
>>
>> phy wrote:
>>
>>> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
>>> news:419B5A1C.714E7517@ranunculus.org:
>>>
>>>> Oh, we have bears here too! But they've been around for years.
>>>> The bears are very fearless, and walk right up on the back deck
>>>> and into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator. The big thing here
>>>> is that the Korean medicine men are killing a lot of bears just for
>>>> their paws and gall bladders, and they leave the rest of the bear!
>>>> I've eaten bear and it's good, doesn't taste at all like chicken.
>>>> If they are going to kill bears, they should take the meat and
>>>> skin too.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> They can't harvest the meat and skin because they will have a greater
>>> chance of going to jail.
>>>
>>> -phy
>>
>> What I would do even if the main thing I wanted was the gall bladder
>> and paws would be to whack the bear and take the wole product;
>> the way they do it is to leave a bear sans feet and gall bladder.
>>
>> It's like a sig--the Koreans were here!
>>
>> At most, four guys on an H-pole could haul a bear out to a van,
>> and they'd have the added plus of meat and a bear skin rug!
>>
>> For a long time the Koreans have been buying Virginia ginseng
>> and bear parts.
>
> There's no such thing as Koreans.
>
>
Correct, under electronic conditions, but not under digital conditions.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 14:38:16 -0800
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In article <419B6F05.2108014F@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
> phy wrote:
>
> > König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
> > news:419B5A1C.714E7517@ranunculus.org:
> >
> > > Oh, we have bears here too! But they've been around for years.
> > > The bears are very fearless, and walk right up on the back deck
> > > and into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator. The big thing here
> > > is that the Korean medicine men are killing a lot of bears just for
> > > their paws and gall bladders, and they leave the rest of the bear!
> > > I've eaten bear and it's good, doesn't taste at all like chicken.
> > > If they are going to kill bears, they should take the meat and
> > > skin too.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > They can't harvest the meat and skin because they will have a greater
> > chance of going to jail.
> >
> > -phy
>
> What I would do even if the main thing I wanted was the gall bladder
> and paws would be to whack the bear and take the wole product;
> the way they do it is to leave a bear sans feet and gall bladder.
>
> It's like a sig--the Koreans were here!
>
> At most, four guys on an H-pole could haul a bear out to a van,
> and they'd have the added plus of meat and a bear skin rug!
>
> For a long time the Koreans have been buying Virginia ginseng
> and bear parts.
>
> http://www.nps.gov/shen/pphtml/newsdetail10516.html
I expect we'll see less and less of this as Viagra penetrates,
heh...heh, their market. Rhinos should get a break as well.
pb
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 03:42:53 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
> In article <419B6F05.2108014F@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
> > phy wrote:
> >
> > > König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
> > > news:419B5A1C.714E7517@ranunculus.org:
> > >
> > > > Oh, we have bears here too! But they've been around for years.
> > > > The bears are very fearless, and walk right up on the back deck
> > > > and into the kitchen straight to the refrigerator. The big thing here
> > > > is that the Korean medicine men are killing a lot of bears just for
> > > > their paws and gall bladders, and they leave the rest of the bear!
> > > > I've eaten bear and it's good, doesn't taste at all like chicken.
> > > > If they are going to kill bears, they should take the meat and
> > > > skin too.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > They can't harvest the meat and skin because they will have a greater
> > > chance of going to jail.
> > >
> > > -phy
> >
> > What I would do even if the main thing I wanted was the gall bladder
> > and paws would be to whack the bear and take the wole product;
> > the way they do it is to leave a bear sans feet and gall bladder.
> >
> > It's like a sig--the Koreans were here!
> >
> > At most, four guys on an H-pole could haul a bear out to a van,
> > and they'd have the added plus of meat and a bear skin rug!
> >
> > For a long time the Koreans have been buying Virginia ginseng
> > and bear parts.
> >
> > http://www.nps.gov/shen/pphtml/newsdetail10516.html
>
> I expect we'll see less and less of this as Viagra penetrates,
> heh...heh, their market. Rhinos should get a break as well.
>
> pb
Yeah! Rhino horns and bear horns!
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 14:08:54 -0000
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
news:419B6F05.2108014F@ranunculus.org:
> For a long time the Koreans have been buying Virginia ginseng
> and bear parts.
>
> http://www.nps.gov/shen/pphtml/newsdetail10516.html
>
I use to harvest Kentucky ginseng for extra cash. Never harvested a bear
though.
-phy
Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 10:56:10 -0500
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"polar bear" wrote in message
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> In article <419AF7C4.4E1F5462@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
>> This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
>> the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
>> bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
>
> Coyotes. Yawn. Up here we have bears that break into kitchens and
> steal blackberry pies.
>
Does that include Polar Bears?
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 14:50:56 -0800
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In article , "Slack Master K.O.N."
wrote:
> "polar bear" wrote in message
> news:171120040536406964%bear@pole.com...
> > In article <419AF7C4.4E1F5462@ranunculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> > wrote:
> >
> >> This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
> >> the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
> >> bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
> >
> > Coyotes. Yawn. Up here we have bears that break into kitchens and
> > steal blackberry pies.
> >
> Does that include Polar Bears?
Polar bear territory does not overlap with either grizzly or black
bear. If you'd paid more attention in class, you'd know that.
Here's the material, in case you were off sick that day:
http://www.coe.ilstu.edu/iga/ALASKADG1.htm
pb
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Nov 2004 00:10:24 GMT
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>> This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
>> the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
>> bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
>
>Coyotes. Yawn. Up here we have bears that break into kitchens and
>steal blackberry pies.
I saw a documentary on TV abut some bears stealing Pinic baskets at Jellystone
National Park.
Bush is planning to bulldoze the entire region to stop them.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 17 Nov 2004 13:42:51 GMT
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
news:419AF7C4.4E1F5462@ranunculus.org:
> This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
> the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
> bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
>
They're showing up more and more in the Atlanta suburbs as well. A guy
about a mile down the road from me had his dog mauled by one.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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"Slack & autopsies go together like strap-ons and polishing grit:
the nature of the song depends on which side of the dong you're on."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Nov 2004 00:09:07 GMT
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> This the first year there've been wild coyotes wandering
>the suburbs, I just saw some. Definitely not foxes. And a
>bit different than the Southwest coyotes, more wolfie.
>
Coyotes have been spoted as road kill along I-95 between Wilmington, DE and the
Susquehanna river.
And one of these days I have to tell you about our mysterious Cougars that have
been stalking Northern Delaware for the last 5 years.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague