Crazy xian gook likes cats (Darwin tries for a future 'red state' voter ? )
Correspondent:: "another dreadful ruffian"
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 06:59:37 -0500
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Man Survives Jump Into Lion's Den
46-Year-Old Reportedly Trying To Convert Lions To Christianity
POSTED: 3:27 pm EST November 3, 2004
UPDATED: 4:59 pm EST November 3, 2004
A man was attacked and injured after jumping into
a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to
convert the lions to Christianity.
The 46-year-old man leaped into the den of African
lions and shouted "Jesus will save you," according
to the report. He also said, "Come bite me" before
one of the male lions attacked and bit the man.
(BAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Video showed the lion ripping a jacket off the man
at the zoo in Taiwan's capital, clawing him and then
biting the man in the leg. Zoo workers were able
to drive off the lion with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.
The lions were fed earlier in the day otherwise
the man might have been more seriously injured or killed.
http://www.local6.com/news/3887764/detail.html (more fotos)
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ObTlionbaitprayer: Please oh please darest Glub, let some 'merkin
from a red state try this at a future date! This is proof positive
that most Taiwanese are all crazy dolts who are very good at
doing crazy things for jeeezbus, besides copying others technology
to sell for 1/2 price at computer shows....
"Proud to
Correspondent:: "Michael"
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 12:04:13 GMT
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Was the lion saved?
"another dreadful ruffian" wrote in message
news:741f7$418a19bb$d1cc4e30$30635@snip.allthenewsgroups.com...
> Man Survives Jump Into Lion's Den
> 46-Year-Old Reportedly Trying To Convert Lions To Christianity
>
> POSTED: 3:27 pm EST November 3, 2004
> UPDATED: 4:59 pm EST November 3, 2004
>
> A man was attacked and injured after jumping into
> a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to
> convert the lions to Christianity.
>
> The 46-year-old man leaped into the den of African
> lions and shouted "Jesus will save you," according
> to the report. He also said, "Come bite me" before
> one of the male lions attacked and bit the man.
>
> (BAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
>
>
> Video showed the lion ripping a jacket off the man
> at the zoo in Taiwan's capital, clawing him and then
> biting the man in the leg. Zoo workers were able
> to drive off the lion with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.
>
> The lions were fed earlier in the day otherwise
> the man might have been more seriously injured or killed.
>
> http://www.local6.com/news/3887764/detail.html (more fotos)
>
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>
> ObTlionbaitprayer: Please oh please darest Glub, let some 'merkin
> from a red state try this at a future date! This is proof positive
> that most Taiwanese are all crazy dolts who are very good at
> doing crazy things for jeeezbus, besides copying others technology
> to sell for 1/2 price at computer shows....
>
> "Proud to
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 05 Nov 2004 00:59:51 GMT
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>Was the lion saved?
>
Yes, one bite of the Chritain and he got a taste of the hateful stupid bile
that runs through their veins.
That and the guards with the traquiliser darts. Yea, he was feeling real cool
after the second dart took effect. He asked for a pizza and maybe some
Doritos(TM)
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Suipalucsea@hotmail.com (Suipalucsea)
Date: 4 Nov 2004 21:27:52 -0800
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"another dreadful ruffian" wrote in message news:<741f7$418a19bb$d1cc4e30$30635@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>...
> Man Survives Jump Into Lion's Den
> 46-Year-Old Reportedly Trying To Convert Lions To Christianity
>
> POSTED: 3:27 pm EST November 3, 2004
> UPDATED: 4:59 pm EST November 3, 2004
>
> A man was attacked and injured after jumping into
> a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to
> convert the lions to Christianity.
>
> The 46-year-old man leaped into the den of African
> lions and shouted "Jesus will save you," according
> to the report. He also said, "Come bite me" before
> one of the male lions attacked and bit the man.
>
> (BAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Xian: Jesus loves you!
Lion: Fuck off.
Xian: You must follow Jesus!
Lion: We are not hungry right now, fuck off and come back later.
Xian: You must eat his body and drink his blood!
Lion: Why don't I just sink my teeth into your ass instead?
Xian: HIS body, HIS blood, not mine, you goddamned secular humanist lion!