Dating Tips For Hopeless Mossbacks #87

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 02:35:07 GMT

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You can date a dead girl for a while, if you catch her early. Put a
heating pad under her for 30 minutes before you pork her and its almost
exactly like screwing Laura Bush.

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HellPope Huey
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 29 Nov 2004 23:11:58 GMT

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> You can date a dead girl for a while, if you catch her early. Put a
>heating pad under her for 30 minutes before you pork her and its almost
>exactly like screwing Laura Bush.
>

After a week under the heating pad, it will smell like her and will exactly
like screwing Laura Bush


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