FBI turned AMERICA into a NATION of PROGRAMMED SLAVES and ROBOTS
Correspondent:: keithn123@138mail.com (Keith)
Date: 15 Nov 2004 03:06:29 -0800

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FBI turned AMERICA into a NATION of "PROGRAMMED SLAVES" and "ROBOTS"

FBI is an ORGANIZATION of FUCKING CLOWNS, THUGS, CRIMINALS, RACISTS,
TRANSVESTITES, EUNUCHS, SADISTS, PERVERTS, DICTATORS and MENTALLY SICK
FUCKING TERRORISTS.

FBI motherfuckers CREATED a BIG MAZE called AMERICA where 290 mil
american programmed slaves play so the FBI SADISTS and PERVERTS can
watch these 290 mil americans from a top view and AMUSE THEMSELVES.

Here are some points for ALL AMERICANS to ponder:

1) If AMERICA is a DEMOCRACY, then why do 290 mil americans PISS IN
THEIR PANTS and are AFRAID of FBI SHITHEADS ?

If 290 mil americans including the AMERICAN MEDIA are AFRAID of
SPEAKING UP against a GOVT entity called FBI even for GENUINE REASONS,
then HOW CAN americans CLAIM they are living in a DEMOCRACY ?

(In a "REAL DEMOCRACY", people and media SHOULD NOT be AFRAID of
SPEAKING UP against ANY GOVT ENITY for "GENUINE REASONS")

According to the JOKE OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY:

a) PISSING off FBI SADISTS and PERVERTS is a CRIME which invites FBI
WRATH (just like iraqis invite Saddams armys wrath)

b) FBI SHITHEADS can HUMILIATE, DEHUMANIZE, TORTURE and TERRORIZE its
own american citizens, but americans are SUPPOSED to BEG FBI for MERCY
and WALK AWAY (just like iraqis walk away from Saddams torture)

c) FBI PERVERTS and SADISTS have IMMUNITY from american citizens so
the FBI DAUGHTERFUCKERS can TORTURE americans LEGALLY with impunity
(just like iraqis can be tortured by saddams army with impunity)

d) FBI PERVERTS and SADISTS can ABUSE americans calling them dumbfuck,
asshole, moron etc but AMERICANS are NOT SUPPOSED TO RETALIATE to FBI
DAUGHTERFUCKERS' abuse. If americans ENGAGE in a VERBAL DUEL with the
FBI, then FBI will INCREASE the DEGREE OF TORTURE of the subject (What
a GREAT DEMCRACY ?)

e) FBI PERVERTS and SADISTS can "MURDER thousands of INNCOENT AMERICAN
CITIZENS" by MANIPULATING the juries to CONVICT "INNOCENT AMERICANS"
(www.innocenceproject.com) to DEATH PENALTY (just like Saddam kills
innocent iraqis)

f) FBI PERVERTS and SADISTS can "DESTROY" and "RUIN" thousands and
thousands of INNOCENT AMERICANS' lives by sending them to PRISON for
DECADES with PLANTED and FALSIFIED EVIDENCE and by MANIPULATING juries
by LEAKING information to the media and using every other MANIPULATIVE
TRICK available to POISON the JURY MINDS to CONVICT INNOCENT
americans.
According to some reliable research, the SADISTIC AMERICAN Govt SENDS
about 10,000 INNOCENT AMERICANS to prison on FALSE CHARGES and
WRONGFUL CONVICTIONS. Read a few of the following cases.

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 17 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://www.11alive.com/help/search/search_article.aspx?storyid=51720

http://www.ga-innocenceproject.org/breaking.html

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 19 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/09/inmate.freed.ap/index.html

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 18 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/11/08/wrongly.convicted.ap/index.html

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 10 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/10/31/prisoner.freed.ap/index.html

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 20 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20041105-023723-2092r.htm

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 13 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://www.vadoc.com/DNA/ochoa.htm

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED three guys' 14 YRS OF PRECIOUS
LIFE

http://home.iprimus.com.au/dna_info/dna/JA_DNA_illnews_20011212a.html

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 20 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://www.truthinjustice.org/john-stoll.htm

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 18 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://www.splcenter.org/center/splcreport/article.jsp?aid=77

RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 7 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE
http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2004/01/24/man_freed_in_1997_shooting_of_officer/
RELEASED after FBI SADISTS DESTROYED this guys 15 YRS OF PRECIOUS LIFE

http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/news/id2791/pg1/

g) FBI PERVERTS and SADISTS can ILLEGALLY enter ANY AMERICAN's HOME
and install VIDEO and AUDIO SURVEILLANCE DEVICES and WATCH AMERICANS
in your BEDROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM and DISGUSTINGLY even in your
BATHROOM "REAL TIME LIVE" and HUMILIATE and DEHUMANIZE you and AMUSE
THEMSELVES.

DESPITE THESE "FACTS", FUCKING UNBELIEVABLY 290 mil AMERICANS still
"DELUDE" themselves they are LIVING IN A DEMOCRACY **** AS IF ****
AMERICAN GOVT killing its INNOCENT AMERICAN CITIZENS and DESTROYING
the LIVES of THOUSANDS of INNOCENT AMERICANS is ** ANY DIFFERENT **
from Saddam killing his own countrymen.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha...

My fellow american citizens.......FBI is the SADDAM of AMERICA and FBI
is NOTHING but a "MANIPULATIVE MACHINE" and the FBI SADISTS have taken
MANIPULATION to an "ART FORM".

And this SADISTIC, PERVERTED FBI DAUGHTERFUCKERS want to SPREAD this
JOKE OF A DEMOCRACY around the GLOBE.

There is NO DIFFERENCE between Saddam and the EVIL FBI
DAUGHTERFUCKERS. The CUNNING, DECEPTIVE and HIGHLY MANIPULATIVE FBI
PERVERTS and SADISTS use "SOPHISTICATED MANIPULATIVE SYSTEM and
PROCESS" in AMERICA to "MURDER INNOCENT AMERICANS" while Saddam kills
his people using medieval methods.

WAKE UP my fellow AMERICANS.....YOU are "PROGRAMMED" by the "FBI
SADISTS and PERVERTS" TO "THINK" you are living in a DEMOCRACY when in
"REALITY" you are LIVING IN A "AMERICAN DICTATORSHIP" covered with a
"VEIL of DEMOCRACY"

AMERICA is NOT A DEMOCRACY but a "DICTOCRACY" (DICTATORSHIP covered
with a VEIL of DEMOCRACY for the FBI daughterfuckers to FOOL 290 mil
americans and the REST OF THE WORLD)


2) I RESPECT the NEED of an INTELLIGENT AMERICAN (Assassians) who
POSTED ANONYMOUSLY in alt.security.alarms newsgroup in the link
provided below. BUT I want ALL OF YOU to THINK for a COUPLE OF MINUTES
** WHY ** he had to post anonymously JUST to post a SIMPLE COMMENT
"FBI agents are COCKROACHES" ????

The ANSWER my dear fellow americans is BECAUSE AMERICA is a "FUCKING
POLICE STATE and NOT A DEMOCRACY".

http://groups.google.co.in/groups?hl=en&lr=&threadm=c54f0abe.0410100848.a515cf7%40posting.google.com&rnum=2&prev=/groups%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26q%3DFBI%2BSADISM%252C%2BPERVERSION%2Bassassians%26meta%3D


3) FBI DICKHEADS solve everything out of PURE CHANCE and with INFINITE
AMOUNT OF UNDESERVING POWER, 290 mil americans gave these FBI SADISTS
and PERVERTS "BLINDLY" without properly debating the pros and cons.

Just check out the news and see HOW MANY TIMES these FBI SHITHEADS
CANCELLED FLIGHTS in the last three years out of SHEER PARANOIA and
EACH TIME they turned out to be nothing but false alarm and 290 mil
americans including the SUPPOSEDLY PROGRESSIVE american MEDIA never
held these FBI DICKHEADS responsible for creating so much pain and
hassles to so many flight passengers.

Not ONE AMERICAN or the PROGRESSIVE AMERICAN MEDIA asked the FBI
DICKHEADS, what good is FBI if they CANNOT figure out who is a
terrorist AMONG a MERE 300 FLIGHT PASSENGERS in a flight from London
to NY with THE COMBINED INTELLIGENCE of CIA + FBI + NSA + HS (Homeland
Security) + Scotland Yard + MI5 + MI6.

My dear fellow american citizens......INTELLIGENT FBI is an OXYMORON.

Americans think these FBI dickheads are protecting them but the
REALITY is FBI is MAKING 290mil AMERICAN LIVES "MIZZZZERABLE" by
making them PARANOID with all those SHITTY COLOR CODED threat ALERTS
every FUCKING YEAR FOR THREE YEARS around independence day, christmas
and new years eve and other holidays.

FBI DICKHEADS diverted a plane from London to Washington DC to an
airport in Maine just because Cat Stevens was in the plane and NOT
EVEN ONE AMERICAN or the AMERICAN MEDIA asked the FBI JOKERS what
difference would it make if Cat Stevens who was COMPLETELY STRIP
SEARCHED in london airport (and hence UNARMED) was detained in
Washington DC airport itself and sent back to London INSTEAD of
diverting the plane to maine and FUCKING UP the REST OF THE AMERICAN
PASSENGERs vacation plans and creating hassles and putting them
through SO MUCH PAIN which was COMPETELY AVOIDABLE.

This is ANOTHER PROOF, the FBI motherfuckers DO NOT care about
CREATING PAIN and HASSLES to american people, they ONLY CARE about
COVERING THEIR STINKING IMMATURE PARANOID ASSES.

4) HALF of the FBI agent transvestites join FBI because they are
LOSERS who could not find jobs in the private industry and end up at
FBI to get FULL LIFETIME JOB SECURITY. Case in point: NOT ONE FBI
agent was FIRED for letting 9/11 attack happen even though a minnesota
agent informed her superiors about some suspicious people taking
flight lessons in minnesota.

And the rest of the SHITHEADS in FBI joined FBI because the FBI JOB
acts like an APHRODISIAC and the THREE LETTER JACKET that goes with
the FBI job acts like a NUCLEAR VIAGRA.


5) 290 mil PROGRAMMED AMERICAN SLAVES gave "MORE POWER" to the FBI
daughterfuckers as a REWARD for FAILING to STOP 9/11.

My dear fellow americans......FBI daughterfuckers are nothing but
POWER HUNGRY SADISTS who will CONTINUE to MANIPULATE AMERICANS into
giving them MORE POWER so the FBI can use it as an APHRODISIAC to FUCK
Monica Lewisnskys and Washingtonnienes.

6) POWER MAKES human beings UNBEARABLY ARROGANT, SADISTIC and
PERVERTED without any EXCEPTIONS.

Check out how just LIMITED amount of POWER made american soldiers so
ARROGANT, PERVERTED and SADISTIC.

Excerpts from the column below:

"You get a burning in your stomach, a rush, a feeling of hot lead
running through your veins, and you get a sense of power," Strong
said. "Imagine wearing point-blank body armor, an M-16 and all the
power in the world, and the authority of God. That power is very
ADDICTIVE.

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/nation/8629607.htm

Another column excerpts:
/// More than once, he said, soldiers inserted their fingers into his
anus. He said one had touched his penis and asked, "Why is this
unhappy?" //// http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/12/international/asia/12AFGH.html

Now COMPARE the LIMITED POWER of american soldiers with the INFINITE
AMOUNT OF POWER 290 mil americans gave THESE FBI motherfuckers and
IMAGINE how SADISTIC and PERVERTED these FBI daughterfuckers have
become and are ABUSING that INFINITE POWER that makes these FBI
SADISTS feel like Gods to TORTURE ordinary US citizens in america
endlessly and AMUSING THEMSELVES just like the american soldiers did
in iraq.

7) FBI EUNUCHS and TRANSVESTITES spend their PATHETIC, MISERABLE lives
GOSSIPING about subjects cuz they dont mingle with ordinary non-fbi
people for FEAR of giving away their IDENTITIES. That explains why
these FBI SADISTS and PERVERTS watched this guy Keith in his bedroom,
restroom, kitchen and living room and psycho-analysed him non stop for
three years.

http://groups.google.co.in/groups?hl=en&lr=&selm=bacad57f.0411070403.34e2fc3f%40posting.google.com

8) If God suddenly makes all americans INDEPENDENT THINKERS, then the
FBI SADISTS and PERVERTS will immediately announce martial law,
declare DICTATORSHIP and sell the rest of the world the VIRTUES OF
DICTATORSHIP. Currently the EVIL AMERICAN GOVT practices "DICTOCRACY"
(Dictatorship covered with a VEIL OF DEMOCRACY) because AT ANY TIME,
they can MANIPULATE 70% of americans into SUPPORTING THEIR ILLEGAL
OPERATIONS and NOT BECAUSE the AMERICAN Govt LOVES DEMOCRACY.

9) AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM and JUDICIAL PROCESS is RACIST, UNEQUAL and a
JOKE.

From DAY ONE, the EVIL FBI motherfuckers MANIPULATE american people by
LEAKING information to the public via the media to BRAINWASH and
POISON jury minds against the accused.

10) US Government is the MOST HYPOCRITIC, MANIPULATIVE, UNBEARABLY
ARROGANT and RACIST entity in the world.

Read how the FUCKING ARROGANT AMERICAN govt STRIP SEARCHED the DEFENCE
MINISTER of India (equivalent to Rumsfeld) George Fernandes
incidentally a CHRISTIAN in american airports AGAINST EVERY GOVERNMENT
PROTOCOL.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cms.dll/html/uncomp/articleshow/773351.cms

Now COMPARE this incident with how the ARROGANT AMERICAN Govt EXPECTS
the rest of the world to GROVEL infront of them as if AMERICANS are by
default SUPERIOR to the rest of the people in the world. The poor
female security officer at delhi airport was later FIRED for strip
searching an american woman at the airport security counter because of
the TREMENDOUS AMOUNT of PRESSURE put on by the FBI SADISTS on Indian
govt, FYI.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/3656174.stm

If this is NOT UNBEARABLE RACISM and ARROGANCE on the part of American
Govt, then I do not know what is.

11) AMERICAN Govt aka FBI BLATANTLY VIOLATED the civil and human
rights of muslims in Guantanamo bay, iraq and afghanistan and the same
AMERICAN GOVT MOTHERFUCKERS issue HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS REPORT
"EVERY FUCKING YEAR" on all other countries in the rest of the world.

The question is, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS AMERICAN GOVT MOTHER FUCKERS to
BASH other countries about their human rights violations when THE
AMERICAN GOVT THEMSELVES BLATANTLY VIOLATE and FLOUT human rights of
muslims and its citizens (including mine even though I am not a muslim
terrorist) in everyway possible for THREE YEARS.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-10/07/content_380153.htm

If you have time, you can google and get more appropriate news and NO,
I am NOT aruging on behalf of china or any other country. I am SICK
and TIRED of the EVIL AMERICAN GOVT and their RACISM, SELF
RIGHTEOUSNESS and UNBEARABLE ARROGANCE.

12) AMERICAN GOVT has about 20,000 NUCLEAR WEAPONS that can OBLITERATE
planet earth MANY TIMES in a couple of hours and STILL the FUCKING
EVIL RACIST ARROGANT AMERICAN Govt wants to SPEND another $500 mil on
RESEARCH to IMPROVE its nuclear arsenal and make MINIATURIZED nuclear
weapons to kill PEOPLE of OTHER COUNTRIES.

Read this column below and think WHY SHOULD the REST OF THE WORLD put
up with this AMERICAN GOVT's ARROGANCE and RACISM.

American military is ATLEAST 10,000 times MORE POWERFUL than the TINY
nation of iraqs military in CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS and STILL the RACIST
ARROGANT AMERICAN Govt wants to spend another $500 to NUKE the TINY
NATION OF IRAQ and 290 mil americans WONDER why the REST OF THE WORLD
(that includes CHRISTIAN EUROPE) HATES "UNBEARABLY ARROGANT AMERICAN
GOVT".

http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0126-01.htm

The SAME HYPOCRITIC EVIL AMERICAN govt wants the REST OF THE WORLD to
stop DEVELOPING nuclear weapons so the AMERICAN GOVT MOTHER FUCKERS
and DAUGHTER FUCKERS can ARM TWIST, THREATEN, COERCE and BLACKMAIL the
rest of the world into SUBMISSION and BECOME SLAVES to AMERICA.

Do the EVIL AMERICAN GOVT has a GOD GIVEN RIGHT to OWN 20,000 NUKES
????

I ask all americans, how would you feel if your neighbor in Cleveland
or Sacramento or Nashville tells you that he will keep 20,000 GUNS in
HIS HOUSE but he DOES NOT LET you keep ANY GUNS in your house so he
can ARM TWIST, COERCE, THREATEN and BLACKMAIL you into submission and
FORCE YOU to behave like a SLAVE to him ?????

13) AMERICAN GOVT is HATED not only by 1.3 bil muslims worldwide but
it includes hundreds of millions of christians, buddhists and other
religions because of the SHEER ARROGANCE and HYPOCRICY of AMERICAN
govt.

Even christian european countries including spain, england, france,
germany, netherlands and their predominantly CHRISTIAN population
HATES AMERICAN GOVERNMENT.

If americans do not wake up from slumber, rise and take back control
of america from this EVIL UNBEARABLY ARROGANT AMERICAN govt, america
will be LEFT WITH NO FRIENDS in the very near future.

"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to
continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too
expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, pull back
the curtains, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the
theater."
-- Frank Zappa

http://www.oilempire.us/fascism.html

14) FACT: 4% of the Worlds population in AMERICA accounts for 25% of
POLLUTION and earths greenhouse gas emissions BUT STILL the UNBEARABLY
ARROGANT ROGUE american govt walked out of signing Kyoto Protocol.

Excerpt:

Under the Protocol, the U.S. is supposed to cut its greenhouse gas
emissions by seven percent. With four percent of the world's
population, the country accounts for about 25 percent of the Earth's
greenhouse gas emissions.

http://www.rememberjohn.com/kyoto.html

When it comes to Kyoto, US is the ROGUE NATION

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,168701,00.html

15) UNBEARABLY ARROGANT EVIL US Govt is the ONLY DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY
that OPPOSES International Criminal Court because the FUCKING ARROGANT
AMERICAN Govt thinks it is SUPERIOR to the REST OF THE WORLD. This
FUCKING FBI sadists want "SEPARATE LAWS" for american citizens from
people in the REST OF THE WORLD. ( Another reason for the REST of the
WORLD to HATE AMERICA)

Excerpts:

No, despite U.S. President Bill Clinton's signing of the treaty, the
United States does not now support the Court. In fact, along with
Turkey, it is the only NATO member that is not expected to join the
Court and the only democratic country in the world that actively
opposes it.

Second, the Bush administration is requesting states around the world
to approve bilateral agreements requiring them not to surrender
American nationals to the ICC. The goal of these agreements ("impunity
agreements" or so-called "Article 98 agreements") is to exempt U.S.
nationals from ICC jurisdiction. They also lead to a two-tiered rule
of law for the most serious international crimes: one that applies to
U.S. nationals; another that applies to the rest of the world's
citizens. Human Rights Watch urges states not to sign impunity
agreements with the United States.

http://www.hrw.org/campaigns/icc/us.htm

16) Here is an AUSTRALIAN CHRISTIAN's view about the UNBEARABLE
ARROGANT, HYPOCRITIC, RACIST AMERICAN GOVT.

Ian Paul Freely

http://groups.google.co.in/groups?hl=en&lr=&threadm=cl4krr%247g3%241%40yoda.apana.org.au&rnum=1&prev=/groups%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26q%3DFBI%2BSADISTS%2Bcomp%2Bmilitary%26meta%3D

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IT IS TIME for all right thinking americans to TAKE BACK CONTROL of
AMERICA from this PERVERTED, SADISTIC, UNBEARABLY ARROGANT, RACIST
american govt.


Correspondent:: Rod McKuen
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:28:32 +0000

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LetsbuildIraq!, a member of the "reality based community",
condescendingly sneered...

> keithn345@138mail.com (Keith) wrote in message news:<7372d9a9.0411150241.1df13146@posting.google.com>...
> > Please save this column on your computers and email accounts and also
> > forward this to all your friends, family, coworkers, democracy
> > websites, civil liberties websites and as many americans as possible
> > who are genuinely concerned about CIVIL LIBERTIES and FREEDOM in
> > America.
> >
> > FBI turned AMERICA into a NATION of "PROGRAMMED SLAVES" and "ROBOTS"
> >
>
>
> Wrong,
>
> Television and advertising did it.

Close,

`twas Bert Schneider and Bob Rafelson that did it.









Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 15 Nov 2004 18:34:40 GMT

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Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:37:05 GMT

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Rod McKuen wrote:

> LetsbuildIraq!, a member of the "reality based community",
> condescendingly sneered...
>
>
>>keithn345@138mail.com (Keith) wrote in message news:<7372d9a9.0411150241.1df13146@posting.google.com>...
>>
>>>Please save this column on your computers and email accounts and also
>>>forward this to all your friends, family, coworkers, democracy
>>>websites, civil liberties websites and as many americans as possible
>>>who are genuinely concerned about CIVIL LIBERTIES and FREEDOM in
>>>America.
>>>
>>>FBI turned AMERICA into a NATION of "PROGRAMMED SLAVES" and "ROBOTS"
>>>
>>
>>
>>Wrong,
>>
>>Television and advertising did it.
>
>
> Close,
>
> `twas Bert Schneider and Bob Rafelson that did it.
>

Personally, I blame Ivan Stang.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

T. Boozer wrote in rolltidefan.net: "That dude that took the picture,
Corry Smith, is a bigtime aubie. Notice he named the pic
'BRIANDENNEHYstadium' Screw him!"


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 00:19:13 GMT

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In article ,
Unclaimed Mysteries

> Personally, I blame Ivan Stang.

And he, in turn, will blame you right back. Then someone will blame the
negroes, who will then blame Ringo, who will then knock some spotty
little creep in the back of the head. Then the creep will climb the
front of Buckingspam Palace clad as Dame Edna and bellow lowbrow oral
sex jokes to the gathered video cams until tasered. Its this little
hoedown thing we do.

--

HellPope Huey
I want for Donald Trump's prostate
to grow to the size of a weather balloon

"If you can't do business with the evil and the greedy,
then who CAN you do business with?"
- "Tripping the Rift"

Useful phrases for the next 4 years, part 3:
"I am a political refugee. The reason?
My former country has been overrun
with morons and rednecks."
<"Je suis un refugee politique. La raison?
Mon ancien pays a ete deborde
avec des morons et des cous rouges.">


Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 00:31:50 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote:

> In article ,
> Unclaimed Mysteries
>
>
>>Personally, I blame Ivan Stang.
>
>
> And he, in turn, will blame you right back. Then someone will blame the
> negroes, who will then blame Ringo, who will then knock some spotty
> little creep in the back of the head. Then the creep will climb the
> front of Buckingspam Palace clad as Dame Edna and bellow lowbrow oral
> sex jokes to the gathered video cams until tasered. Its this little
> hoedown thing we do.
>

And of course everyone knows what happens after that. The screams from
being tasered will startle an enormous number of pigeons into flight
over Londinium, making obscene patterns on local RADAR images. These
will be sent to Washington DC, where FCC Commissar Powell will forward
it to SECDEF, who will determine that they are dangerous Terrorbirds,
reanimated from fossil form by Usama Bin Laden, resulting in a
pre-emptive limited nucular strike on the UK. FOR THE CHILDREN OF COURSE.

Than it gets weird.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net