Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 23:49:03 -0800
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CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
did mouths.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 10:34:47 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
> guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
> you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
> fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
> damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
> remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
> stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
> dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
> dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
> looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
> food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
> whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
> butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
> even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
> did mouths.
For a second I thought Sterno had reappeared.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 21:45:36 -0800
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>
> For a second I thought Sterno had reappeared.
For a second I thought you suck.
Correspondent:: purple Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:53:37 -0500
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On 11/25/04 12:45 AM, in article 41A5717F.B300AF3D@yahoox.com, "nenslo"
wrote:
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>>
>> For a second I thought Sterno had reappeared.
>
> For a second I thought you suck.
Don't you ever post right after me AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Or I'll call you.
As a matter of fact... let's see... 503-771-5140.
OK.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 07:35:03 -0600
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On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 23:49:03 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
>guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
>you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
>fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
>damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
>remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
>stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
>dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
>dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
>looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
>food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
>whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
>butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
>even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
>did mouths.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Salacia
Correspondent:: BUMEAGLE@YAHOO.COM (BUMEAGLE)
Date: 24 Nov 2004 13:31:32 -0800
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote in message news:...
> On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 23:49:03 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> >CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
> >guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
> >you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
> >fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
> >damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
> >remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
> >stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
> >dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
> >dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
> >looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
> >food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
> >whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
> >butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
> >even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
> >did mouths.
>
> You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
-------------------MAGGOTS LICK ROT, FLIES EAT SHIT,VIRUSES EAT HUMANS
AND MAKE THEIR BODIES ROT TO DEATH, AND HUMANS EAT FUCK'IN TURKEY ALL
ON THE SAME DAY .AND THEN EVERYBODY SHITS SIMULAR SHITS THE NEXT
DAY.........EVERYONE PROBABLY PUKES SIMULAR BARFS AND FARTS THE SAME
SHITS AFTER THIS HOLIDAY EVENT ...AND REMEMBER, MOST ALCOHOL SHITS,
RUNNY OR NOT , SMELL THE FUCK'IN SAME TOO.
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Date: 24 Nov 2004 09:56:05 -0800
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nenslo wrote in message news:<41A43CE9.2101669D@yahoox.com>...
> CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
> guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
> you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
> fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
> damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
> remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
> stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
> dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
> dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
> looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
> food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
> whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
> butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
> even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
> did mouths.
Plagiarist! This is an EXACT QUOTE of Scrooge's speech to Bob Crachit
in Dickens "A Christmas Carol" with STINKSGIVING substituted for
Christmas.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:55:47 GMT
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"DoktorDark" wrote in message
news:56be7db3.0411240956.192cfa61@posting.google.com...
> nenslo wrote in message
news:<41A43CE9.2101669D@yahoox.com>...
> > CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your
stupid
> > guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous
freak
> > you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on
your
> > fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke
butted
> > damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
> > remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf
reeking
> > stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly
lumpy
> > dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb
damn
> > dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
> > looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy
Stinksgiving
> > food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber
lipped
> > whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig
butt's
> > butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
> > even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig
butt
> > did mouths.
>
> Plagiarist! This is an EXACT QUOTE of Scrooge's speech to Bob Crachit
> in Dickens "A Christmas Carol" with STINKSGIVING substituted for
> Christmas.
It's an homage. "A tradition". This was the first time nenslo said the
same thing again.
--
ArWeTanking
Correspondent:: rhymeswith@starmail.com (C. Woolard)
Date: 24 Nov 2004 15:26:22 -0800
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nenslo wrote in message news:<41A43CE9.2101669D@yahoox.com>...
> CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
> guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
> you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
> fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
> damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
> remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
> stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
> dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
> dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
> looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
> food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
> whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
> butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
> even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
> did mouths.
No. It's worse than that.
My FAMILY'S coming over.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 24 Nov 2004 23:45:41 GMT
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>CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
>guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
>you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
>fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
>damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
>remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
>stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
>dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
>dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
>looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
>food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
>whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
>butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
>even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
>did mouths.
>
>
My favorite part of Thnaksgiving is clogging the toilet the next day.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham" Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 16:44:00 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41A43CE9.2101669D@yahoox.com...
> CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
> guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
> you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
> fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
> damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
> remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
> stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
> dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
> dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
> looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
> food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
> whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
> butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
> even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
> did mouths.
I'll give it a 6. He didn't use "ass face" or compare a colon to a "shit
filled sewer pipe". Lots of energy but I don't think I can dance to it.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: trupatriot2002@yahoo.com (Dr Apocolyptical)
Date: 29 Nov 2004 10:51:18 -0800
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"Kevin Cunningham" wrote in message news:...
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:41A43CE9.2101669D@yahoox.com...
> > CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
> > guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
> > you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
> > fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
> > damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
> > remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
> > stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
> > dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
> > dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
> > looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
> > food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
> > whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
> > butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
> > even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
> > did mouths.
>
> I'll give it a 6. He didn't use "ass face" or compare a colon to a "shit
> filled sewer pipe". Lots of energy but I don't think I can dance to it.
>
> Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
> Anti-Pope of Atlanta
________________________________________________
Dad?
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 14:51:58 -0800
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Dr Apocolyptical wrote:
>
> >
> > I'll give it a 6. He didn't use "ass face" or compare a colon to a "shit
> > filled sewer pipe". Lots of energy but I don't think I can dance to it.
I was wondering last night, how many of the people who say "I give it a
(number), something something dance to it" ever actually saw American
Bandstand. I have been hearing people say it for years and years, and
it has never seemed the least bit amusing or witty to me. No offense,
ass face.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 23:37:06 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> Dr Apocolyptical wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > I'll give it a 6. He didn't use "ass face" or compare a colon to a "shit
>> > filled sewer pipe". Lots of energy but I don't think I can dance to it.
>
> I was wondering last night, how many of the people who say "I give it a
> (number), something something dance to it" ever actually saw American
> Bandstand. I have been hearing people say it for years and years, and
> it has never seemed the least bit amusing or witty to me. No offense,
> ass face.
There's hope for the future, as I've never heard anyone under 30
actually say it. It's dying out and being replaced with other dumbass
cliches from TV like "YOU'RE FIRED!"
ObBizarre: Donald Trump hosting a revival of American Bandstand.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:02:32 GMT
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
> > Dr Apocolyptical wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > I'll give it a 6. He didn't use "ass face" or compare a colon to a "shit
> >> > filled sewer pipe". Lots of energy but I don't think I can dance to it.
> >
> > I was wondering last night, how many of the people who say "I give it a
> > (number), something something dance to it" ever actually saw American
> > Bandstand. I have been hearing people say it for years and years, and
> > it has never seemed the least bit amusing or witty to me. No offense,
> > ass face.
>
> There's hope for the future, as I've never heard anyone under 30
> actually say it. It's dying out and being replaced with other dumbass
> cliches from TV like "YOU'RE FIRED!"
>
> ObBizarre: Donald Trump hosting a revival of American Bandstand.
Trump says, "You're fired!"
Ha!
I say, "You're bankrupt!"
Correspondent:: ichorwhip@netzero.net (ichorwhip)
Date: 29 Nov 2004 16:13:46 -0800
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nenslo wrote in message news:<41A43CE9.2101669D@yahoox.com>...
> CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
> guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
> you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
> fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
> damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
> remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
> stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
> dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
> dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
> looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
> food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
> whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
> butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
> even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
> did mouths.
What an inept insult. It just doesn't flow at all. Prolly written by
a turd grader or just a returd. Prolly hooked a hose from his ass to
his maw so he could keep nuturing his lousy maggot bloated turkey over
and over. Prolly sucked a fart out of that pig's ass until his cheeks
billowed and shit juice ran out of the corners of his mouth. Everyone
hates you including Jesus you fucking fartdick.
i
"piop"
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:20:58 -0500
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ichorwhip wrote:
> nenslo wrote in message news:<41A43CE9.2101669D@yahoox.com>...
>
>>CRAPPY STINKSGIVING to all you creepy faced weeners. Gorge your stupid
>>guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak
>>you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put OLIVES on your
>>fingers to show how god damn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted
>>damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to
>>remember how STINKful you are for STINKSGIVING you skunk barf reeking
>>stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy
>>dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn
>>dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion
>>looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy Stinksgiving
>>food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped
>>whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's
>>butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped
>>even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt
>>did mouths.
I think that's 3/4 time... it doesn't look like a rap song (they rhyme
better) maybe it's a mambo?
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
1,000,000 Lemmings can't be wrong!
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 14:05:19 -0800
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ichorwhip wrote:
>
> What an inept insult. It just doesn't flow at all. Prolly written by
> a turd grader or just a returd. Prolly hooked a hose from his ass to
> his maw so he could keep nuturing his lousy maggot bloated turkey over
> and over. Prolly sucked a fart out of that pig's ass until his cheeks
> billowed and shit juice ran out of the corners of his mouth. Everyone
> hates you including Jesus you fucking fartdick.
>
> i
> "piop"
Can't argue with that! Except for all the prollys.
Correspondent:: Ronan the Waiter Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 19:28:53 -0500
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nenslo wrote:
> ichorwhip wrote:
>
>>What an inept insult. It just doesn't flow at all. Prolly written by
>>a turd grader or just a returd. Prolly hooked a hose from his ass to
>>his maw so he could keep nuturing his lousy maggot bloated turkey over
>>and over. Prolly sucked a fart out of that pig's ass until his cheeks
>>billowed and shit juice ran out of the corners of his mouth. Everyone
>>hates you including Jesus you fucking fartdick.
>>
>>i
>>"piop"
>
>
> Can't argue with that! Except for all the prollys.
... nk, No, NO !!! i believe he owes him an appology. this gropusd\ is
under unvestigation/
b
--
... this is my sig. it's one of the best
sigs on the net.i know what you're asking
yourself. 'did he post 5 or 6 messages'?
well, in all the confusion i kinda lost
track myself. so you gotta ask yourself
one question 'do you feel lucky'? huh,
DO YA? DO YA PUNK'? GO FOR IT, MAKE MY BED!!!'
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 00:46:02 GMT
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Ronan the Waiter wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
> > ichorwhip wrote:
> >
> >>What an inept insult. It just doesn't flow at all. Prolly written by
> >>a turd grader or just a returd. Prolly hooked a hose from his ass to
> >>his maw so he could keep nuturing his lousy maggot bloated turkey over
> >>and over. Prolly sucked a fart out of that pig's ass until his cheeks
> >>billowed and shit juice ran out of the corners of his mouth. Everyone
> >>hates you including Jesus you fucking fartdick.
> >>
> >>i
> >>"piop"
> >
> >
> > Can't argue with that! Except for all the prollys.
> ... nk, No, NO !!! i believe he owes him an appology. this gropusd\ is
> under unvestigation/
>
> b
>
Ronan the Waiter? Are you that sumbich with the giant peppermill?
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 01 Dec 2004 13:48:48 GMT
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<< Ronan the Waiter? Are you that sumbich with the giant peppermill? >>
No -- that wasn't "Ronan"; it was Robarusta.
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat