Hitler's Penis
Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 03:54:32 -0500
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nothing came up in google for Hitler's Vagina but "Hitler's
Penis" -http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 10:35:51 GMT
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Slack Master K.O.N. wrote:
>nothing came up in google for Hitler's Vagina but "Hitler's
>Penis" -http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html
I think that somebody auctioned-off Hitler's penis
last year on eBay. It was bought by a Shaolin herbalist
who used it to further develop his "iron palm"
http://www.ironpalm.com/
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Date: 15 Nov 2004 10:41:33 -0800
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One thing that I remember learning in college: that Hitler only had 1 nut.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:51:10 GMT
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drdark
>One thing that I remember learning in college: that Hitler only had 1 nut.
Yeah, Hitler's left nut is alive and well in Argentina!
Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-nut man
And he's off to the rodeo
Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:05:17 -0500
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I thought he had a third nut but what do I know?
"DoktorDark" wrote in message
news:56be7db3.0411151041.48efdc56@posting.google.com...
> One thing that I remember learning in college: that Hitler only had 1 nut.
Correspondent:: "Blackout"
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 05:43:17 -0700
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"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote
> nothing came up in google for Hitler's Vagina but "Hitler's
> Penis" -http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hitler%27s+cock+
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 17:39:31 GMT
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"Blackout" wrote:
>
>"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote
>
>> nothing came up in google for Hitler's Vagina but "Hitler's
>> Penis" -http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html
>
>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hitler%27s+cock+
>
>
Eva Braun's car was lost in the chaos that accompanied the end of WWII.
But several years ago the Crawford Automotive Museum of the Western
Reserve Society in Cleveland, Ohio found that they may have had in their
collection that very same car. When it came to their attention that the two-tone
tan and cream 1938 Mercedes 170V convertible could be, in fact, Eva Braun's
car they quietly gave it away for FREE to a local dealer's association.
This unique piece of automotive history is now available to the highest bidder.
All bids over $ 100,000+ USD will be considered with an escrow of $ 20,000 USD
to qualify true bidders from the curious.
Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 13:20:36 -0500
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:nR5md.22798$7i4.9586@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "Blackout" wrote:
>>
>>"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote
>>
>>> nothing came up in google for Hitler's Vagina but "Hitler's
>>> Penis" -http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html
>>
>>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hitler%27s+cock+
>>
>>
> Eva Braun's car was lost in the chaos that accompanied the end of WWII.
> But several years ago the Crawford Automotive Museum of the Western
> Reserve Society in Cleveland, Ohio found that they may have had in their
> collection that very same car. When it came to their attention that the
> two-tone
> tan and cream 1938 Mercedes 170V convertible could be, in fact, Eva
> Braun's
> car they quietly gave it away for FREE to a local dealer's association.
> This unique piece of automotive history is now available to the highest
> bidder.
> All bids over $ 100,000+ USD will be considered with an escrow of $ 20,000
> USD
> to qualify true bidders from the curious.
>
I'd rather have Hitler's Mummy-Cock!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:28:58 GMT
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"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote:
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>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>news:nR5md.22798$7i4.9586@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>> "Blackout" wrote:
>>>
>>>"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote
>>>
>>>> nothing came up in google for Hitler's Vagina but "Hitler's
>>>> Penis" -http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html
>>>
>>>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hitler%27s+cock+
>>>
>>>
>> Eva Braun's car was lost in the chaos that accompanied the end of WWII.
>> But several years ago the Crawford Automotive Museum of the Western
>> Reserve Society in Cleveland, Ohio found that they may have had in their
>> collection that very same car. When it came to their attention that the
>> two-tone
>> tan and cream 1938 Mercedes 170V convertible could be, in fact, Eva
>> Braun's
>> car they quietly gave it away for FREE to a local dealer's association.
>> This unique piece of automotive history is now available to the highest
>> bidder.
>> All bids over $ 100,000+ USD will be considered with an escrow of $ 20,000
>> USD
>> to qualify true bidders from the curious.
>>
>I'd rather have Hitler's Mummy-Cock!
Better mileage?
Correspondent:: "Tr33limbz"
Date: 15 Nov 2004 08:50:43 -0800
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MMMmm, Angry Samoans. My old band was fond of covering this old tune.
For a great version, check out an obscure album called "World's Finest
Hardcore"
"They Saved Hitler's Cock" - The Angry Samoans
"They saved Hitler's cock, They hid it under a rock.
I discovered it, last night. I couldnt even, believe my eyes.
If Hitler's cock could start to talk, it would say: To kill today. If
Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!
They saved Hitler's cock. They stuck it it in Himmler's sock. They
saved Hitler's cock, and now it wants to talk.
Now it's starting to get hard, i found it in my backyard. Everynight it
kills a dog, and now it wants, some nightly fun Hitler's cock is on the
move, and now I'm scared of what it's gunna do!"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 23:48:55 GMT
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In article <1100537443.622095.97800@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Tr33limbz" wrote:
> "They Saved Hitler's Cock" - The Angry Samoans
>
> "They saved Hitler's cock, They hid it under a rock.
> I discovered it, last night. I couldnt even, believe my eyes.
> If Hitler's cock could start to talk, it would say: To kill today. If
> Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!
> They saved Hitler's cock. They stuck it it in Himmler's sock. They
> saved Hitler's cock, and now it wants to talk.
> Now it's starting to get hard, i found it in my backyard. Everynight it
> kills a dog, and now it wants, some nightly fun Hitler's cock is on the
> move, and now I'm scared of what it's gunna do!"
This should be played every time Bush steps up to a podium. I'd laugh
until I got a little dehydrated, really, I would.
--
HellPope Huey
I want for Donald Trump's prostate
to grow to the size of a weather balloon
"If you can't do business with the evil and the greedy,
then who CAN you do business with?"
- "Tripping the Rift"
Useful phrases for the next 4 years, part 3:
"I am a political refugee. The reason?
My former country has been overrun
with morons and rednecks."
<"Je suis un refugee politique. La raison?
Mon ancien pays a été débordé
avec des morons et des cous rouges.">
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 16 Nov 2004 12:43:52 GMT
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"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote in news:
_YSdnUsgIKhX8wXcRVn-gQ@rogers.com:
> nothing came up in google for Hitler's Vagina but "Hitler's
> Penis" -http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html
>
>
>
When I squint my eyes just so.... the topic looks like it says "Hillary's
Penis".
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Slack & autopsies go together like strap-ons and polishing grit:
the nature of the song depends on which side of the dong you're on."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:54:24 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> "Slack Master K.O.N." wrote in news:
> _YSdnUsgIKhX8wXcRVn-gQ@rogers.com:
>
> > nothing came up in google for Hitler's Vagina but "Hitler's
> > Penis" -http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html
> >
> When I squint my eyes just so.... the topic looks like it says "Hillary's
> Penis".
That's funny; I read it as "Reptilicus Breakdance."
--
HellPope Huey
Prophecy, shmophecy, where's the remote?
To knock a thing down,
especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,
is a deep delight of the blood.
- George Santayana
"You know, he said he could slice you like a pizza!
And that your head is hideously misshapen..."
-Gaz, "Invader Zim"