I GOT LAID 3 TIMES THIS WEEKEND

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 10:35:14 -0800

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Yes, with women; no animals were harmed in the plunging of the pole.
Just being an arrogant braggart.

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HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic

People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle

"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 18:51:23 GMT

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HellPopeHuey wrote:

> Yes, with women; no animals were harmed in the plunging of the pole.
> Just being an arrogant braggart.
>
> --
>

Ruby, the Mormon hooker, told me that men are
like pipes: you got to keep a rack of them and let
them cool-off in between use. She musta known
of whence she spoke, because one of the local
bars, sure enough there was an oil painting of
Ruby smoking a pipe! So, on her advise, and
somewhat to her chagrin, I got me a half-dozen
women, and serviced at least half of them each
day, taking care to set-up the next go-round
with the other women. It seems to be a viable
method if you got enough monkey glands, B-vitamins,
coke, crank, hash, and a discount at the Chinese laundry.

But all due props and congrats on the marathon sex binge!

It kinda makes me warm all over--and makes my hair stand up.



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:26:03 GMT

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In article <418FBFE9.A5396913@Rununculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> > Yes, with women; no animals were harmed in the plunging of the pole.
> > Just being an arrogant braggart.

> But all due props and congrats on the marathon sex binge!
> It kinda makes me warm all over--and makes my hair stand up.

If you saw the video, it would fall OUT, too.

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HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic

People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle

"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 04:30:24 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote:

> In article <418FBFE9.A5396913@Rununculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> > HellPopeHuey wrote:
> >
> > > Yes, with women; no animals were harmed in the plunging of the pole.
> > > Just being an arrogant braggart.
>
> > But all due props and congrats on the marathon sex binge!
> > It kinda makes me warm all over--and makes my hair stand up.
>
> If you saw the video, it would fall OUT, too.
>
> --
>

A lot of hair did fall out, I mean I gotta
sweep-up after like a German Shep in heat!
It's prolly on account of the testosterone in
sesame oil, and partly genetics, and mostly friction. But I've gotten to the
point where
if a bimbo doesn't have at least a bit of foliage
around the aperture, I figger it's worn out.
I'm still ready to try it, but if the elastic is
gone out of her scrunchie, fuggidahboudit!
And I mean to tell you, I have meet some
lazy behootches is what ain't took the trouble
to maintain her elastickitches.



Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 11:15:40 -0800

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Just goes to show you - it's a lot easier to get laid if you are shaped
like an egg.


Correspondent:: "EllisDee"
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 06:47:12 GMT

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mercy fuck, by definition for the unitiated, is when a woman has
sex with a man just because she feels sorry for him.
"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0411081035.e41bf84@posting.google.com...
> Yes, with women; no animals were harmed in the plunging of the pole.
> Just being an arrogant braggart.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
> as you can see, the condition became chronic
>
> People that are really very weird
> can get into sensitive positions
> and have a tremendous impact on history.
> - Dan Quayle
>
> "Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
> You should be his pet!"
> - "Malcolm In The Middle"




Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 08:34:02 -0800

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"EllisDee" wrote in message news:...

> mercy fuck, by definition for the unitiated, is when a woman has
> sex with a man just because she feels sorry for him.

I will send you pictures and you can decide for yourself, if you are not blinded.

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HellPope Huey
I'm rubber and you're glue...
what the hell did we EAT, anyway?

The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,
but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

"I feel like someone opened my head
and poured in hot nickels."
- "Dharma & Greg"


Correspondent:: "Blackout"
Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 08:41:00 -0700

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"HellPopeHuey" wrote

> Yes, with women; no animals were harmed in the plunging of the pole.
> Just being an arrogant braggart.

take note kids: no matter how slow moving and disgusting a land whale you
are eventually you'll find something even slower that you'll be able to
stick it in.




Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 16:03:43 -0800

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"Blackout" wrote in message news:...
> "HellPopeHuey" wrote

> > Yes, with women; no animals were harmed in the plunging of the pole.
> > Just being an arrogant braggart.

> take note kids: no matter how slow moving and disgusting a land whale you
> are eventually you'll find something even slower that you'll be able to
> stick it in.

Say, weren't you gonna punch me in the face? I'm still waitin', you
silly little koala foreskin:P

--

HellPope Huey
I'm rubber and you're glue...
what the hell did we EAT, anyway?

The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,
but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

"I feel like someone opened my head
and poured in hot nickels."
- "Dharma & Greg"


Correspondent:: tactical_neural@yahoo.com (ghost)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 15:27:35 -0800

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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0411081035.e41bf84@posting.google.com>...
> Yes, with women; no animals were harmed in the plunging of the pole.
> Just being an arrogant braggart.
>

Only THREE times?

HINT: Damiana tea