I'm worried about polar bears...

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 02:30:34 -0800

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Thanks to us, they're running out of ice.

How can you have a party WITHOUT ICE???!

If things get too warm, we should move some polar bears to the
Antarctic. There's plenty of seals and penguins down there, so
hopefully they'll survive. One thing's certain: This planet will be
cold again. Glaciers will blanket entire continents, and nomads will
once more hunt seal and walrus and build their homes from ice.

When that time comes, they are going to need polar bears.

pb

Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 10 Nov 2004 23:24:39 GMT

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>Thanks to us, they're running out of ice.
>
>How can you have a party WITHOUT ICE???!
>
>If things get too warm, we should move some polar bears to the
>Antarctic. There's plenty of seals and penguins down there, so
>hopefully they'll survive. One thing's certain: This planet will be
>cold again. Glaciers will blanket entire continents, and nomads will
>once more hunt seal and walrus and build their homes from ice.
>
>When that time comes, they are going to need polar bears.
>

We just let them swim in the White House Swimming pool.

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