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Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 06:13:23 GMT
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LEE HARVEY OSWALD, ACTING ALONE, KILLED PRESIDENT KENNEDY.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 22:38:23 -0800
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On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 06:13:23 GMT, Unclaimed Mysteries
wrote:
>LEE HARVEY OSWALD, ACTING ALONE, KILLED PRESIDENT KENNEDY.
oh he wasn't acting, he was perfectly sincere about the whole thing.
Shooting somebody in the head is a pretty sincere act really.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 17:15:13 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 06:13:23 GMT, Unclaimed Mysteries
> wrote:
>
> >LEE HARVEY OSWALD, ACTING ALONE, KILLED PRESIDENT KENNEDY.
>
> oh he wasn't acting, he was perfectly sincere about the whole thing.
> Shooting somebody in the head is a pretty sincere act really.
Man walks up to me near Dealy Plaza and says "Say, could you show me
where Kennedy was shot?"
I point to the back of my head and say "Well, I think it was about
HERE, bucko."
--
HellPope Huey
In real life, I am a warm and playful companion
hampered only by being a telekinetic alcoholic.
I never have to pay for a drop.
"You haven't hit rock bottom
until you've fought off three other drunks
to suck on a Hungarian booby-pickle."
- "The Drew Carey Show"
"They'll let anyone foster a kid.
They'd let me and I'm 100 years old and a Communist to boot."
- Don Rickles, "The Wool Cap"
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 23:23:41 +0000
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On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 17:15:13 GMT, in reply to HellPope Huey
:
>In article ,
> Zapanaz wrote:
>> On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 06:13:23 GMT, Unclaimed Mysteries
>> wrote:
>>
>> >LEE HARVEY OSWALD, ACTING ALONE, KILLED PRESIDENT KENNEDY.
>>
>> oh he wasn't acting, he was perfectly sincere about the whole thing.
>> Shooting somebody in the head is a pretty sincere act really.
>
> Man walks up to me near Dealy Plaza and says "Say, could you show me
>where Kennedy was shot?"
>
> I point to the back of my head and say "Well, I think it was about
>HERE, bucko."
Kennedy was shot in the back of your head?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 23:43:50 GMT
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In article <27t4q0hmmm58jvcpgt25up73g23von4f4o@4ax.com>,
IMBJR wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 17:15:13 GMT, in reply to HellPope Huey
> :
> > Man walks up to me near Dealy Plaza and says "Say, could you show me
> >where Kennedy was shot?"
> > I point to the back of my head and say "Well, I think it was about
> >HERE, bucko."
>
> Kennedy was shot in the back of your head?
He was shot in the back of MANY people's heads before the actual
trigger was pulled. A surprising number of fools seemed to think that as
a Catholic, he was likely to establish a theocracy of some sort. "Funny"
how we're slowly becoming one from an entirely different direction, huh?
However, if Jackie had caught him with those two little hotties, he
would have been shot in the back of his damn ASS.
--
HellPope Huey
In real life, I am a warm and playful companion
hampered only by being a telekinetic alcoholic.
I never have to pay for a drop.
"You haven't hit rock bottom
until you've fought off three other drunks
to suck on a Hungarian booby-pickle."
- "The Drew Carey Show"
"They'll let anyone foster a kid.
They'd let me and I'm 100 years old and a Communist to boot."
- Don Rickles, "The Wool Cap"
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 13:16:55 -0500
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On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 22:38:23 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 06:13:23 GMT, Unclaimed Mysteries
> wrote:
>
>>LEE HARVEY OSWALD, ACTING ALONE, KILLED PRESIDENT KENNEDY.
>
> oh he wasn't acting, he was perfectly sincere about the whole thing.
>
> Shooting somebody in the head is a pretty sincere act really.
If he was really sincere he'd have made his escape like John Wilkes Booth
did, out the window.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 21:18:25 GMT
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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:
> If he was really sincere he'd have made his escape like John Wilkes Booth
> did, out the window.
Yeah... and then the tourons (mesh between a tourist and a moron) would
cluster around the grease spot where he landed. People still send
Charles Manson love letters in prison, so just imagine the constant
smoke hanging in the air over Stang's fax machine.
--
HellPope Huey
In real life, I am a warm and playful companion
hampered only by being a telekinetic alcoholic.
I never have to pay for a drop.
"You haven't hit rock bottom
until you've fought off three other drunks
to suck on a Hungarian booby-pickle."
- "The Drew Carey Show"
"They'll let anyone foster a kid.
They'd let me and I'm 100 years old and a Communist to boot."
- Don Rickles, "The Wool Cap"
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 00:59:00 -0500
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On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 21:18:25 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
> People still send
> Charles Manson love letters in prison, so just imagine the constant
> smoke hanging in the air over Stang's fax machine.
Thanks. My flesh just did a standing long jump when I imagined what
his admirers must ask him to dress up as!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:27:37 GMT
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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 21:18:25 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > People still send
> > Charles Manson love letters in prison, so just imagine the constant
> > smoke hanging in the air over Stang's fax machine.
>
> Thanks. My flesh just did a standing long jump when I imagined what
> his admirers must ask him to dress up as!
A crotchless Teletubbie smeared with a lot of lipstick and I mean a
LOT. Um, did you mean Manson or Stang?
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HellPope Huey
The abject beauty of the blah blah blah
is directly and inversely proportional
to the grinding horror of the ungh urgh argh.
For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong
- H. L. Mencken
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one-on-one and with as little rimming as possible."
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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:27:50 -0500
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On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:27:37 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>> On Mon, 22 Nov 2004 21:18:25 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
>>
>> > People still send
>> > Charles Manson love letters in prison, so just imagine the constant
>> > smoke hanging in the air over Stang's fax machine.
>>
>> Thanks. My flesh just did a standing long jump when I imagined what
>> his admirers must ask him to dress up as!
>
> A crotchless Teletubbie smeared with a lot of lipstick and I mean a
> LOT.
YES! That's almost exactly the image -- actually more of an old Chinaman
Teletubbie, but still! I've managed to get my flesh back in place, but
it'll be loose and floppy for years to come.
> Um, did you mean Manson or Stang?
It must be hysterical dyslexia of the mind's eye because their images have
been forcefully blended together and I can no longer tell the difference.
BTW, this family is still suffering the effect of meeting Rev. Stang in London:
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1016502&size=lg