I dreamed I was a Theremin....
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 20:05:15 -0800
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... and God was waving His hands around me, making me yowl. NEVER mix
up one of Nu-Monet's drink recipes and then actually DRINK it.
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HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic
People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 06:16:51 -0700
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
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> ... and God was waving His hands around me,
> making me yowl. NEVER mix up one of Nu-Monet's
> drink recipes and then actually DRINK it.
That wasn't a Theremin, that was the Lathe of Heaven.
And you were the piece of wood on it.
On the plus side, God doesn't wear goggles like a
dumbass, and got some Hueydust in his eyes.
--
Anyone with a lightning bolt
pointed at you is god.
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 02:19:56 GMT
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In article <4190C343.7153@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> On the plus side, God doesn't wear goggles like a
> dumbass, and got some Hueydust in his eyes.
So do you think that would improve His disposition or just make things
worse? I suppose it would depend on whether or not He granted me 3
wishes. I wonder what one has to rub to get that..... and is it kosher
to use one on a LIST of those whom one wishes to see D-E-D? Discuss.
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HellPope Huey
I'm rubber and you're glue...
what the hell did we EAT, anyway?
The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,
but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
"I feel like someone opened my head
and poured in hot nickels."
- "Dharma & Greg"