I give Bob permission to bust my behind any way he sees fit.

Correspondent:: Jeff Spicoli
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 16:19:12 -0800

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a very Christian person my ass.

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http://www.wftv.com/news/3905790/detail.html

Business Owner Arrested After Allegedly Spanking Two Employees

POSTED: 7:58 am EST November 10, 2004
RED BANK, Tenn. -- The owner of a shaved ice business was arrested after
two employees claimed he spanked them for making mistakes at work.


Paul Eugene Levengood, 57, was charged with two counts of sexual battery
after the 19-year-old women complained.

One of the women told police that on her first day at the Tasty Flavors
Sno Biz, Levengood made her sign a statement that said: "I give Gene
permission to bust my behind any way he sees fit."


Police Sgt. Jay LaMance said the women likely accepted the spankings
instead of leaving immediately because they were "brought up to respect
anybody who is an authority figure."

One of the women told police Nov. 1 that she "was shocked at the
incident but could not leave because she had no transportation." The
other woman said she continued to work for Levengood for more than a
year after she was spanked and that he told her "either she could be
spanked or be fired."

Police say one of the women reported that on Oct. 30, her fourth day on
the job, Levengood called her "into the back room of the store" after
she forgot to put a banana in a smoothie drink.

She said that as punishment Levengood "bent her over his knee and
spanked her behind 20 times." She said that a day earlier he "snapped a
photograph of her behind" as she reached for a bottle on a shelf.

Levengood was freed on $2,000 bail pending a Nov. 16 court hearing. His
franchise in this Chattanooga suburb was closed Tuesday.

At the company headquarters in Minneapolis, sales manager Tom Novetzke
described Levengood as a "very Christian person," adding that "We've
never had a complaint."



Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 19:26:41 -0800

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Jeff Spicoli wrote:
>
> a very Christian person my ass.
>
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
> http://www.wftv.com/news/3905790/detail.html
>
> Business Owner Arrested After Allegedly Spanking Two Employees
>
> One of the women told police Nov. 1 that she "was shocked at the
> incident but could not leave because she had no transportation." The
> other woman said she continued to work for Levengood for more than a
> year after she was spanked and that he told her "either she could be
> spanked or be fired."
>

I went to a Christian High School, Silver State High, affiliated with
South Sheridan Baptist Church in Denver Colorado. In the middle of my
senior year I failed to show respect for one of my teachers, the type of
incident that happens every day on a regular school, and was immediately
sent to the principal where I was told I would receive SWATS. A senior
in high school getting spanked with a board on the ass. I finished the
year in a public high school. You must show respect for the people god
has put in authority over you, even if they are jackasses. If god has
put a jackass in authority over you it is because he wants you to learn
something from it and thank him for it.


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 05:01:52 GMT

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In article <4192DBF0.F0F59679@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> You must show respect for the people god
> has put in authority over you, even if they are jackasses. If god has
> put a jackass in authority over you it is because he wants you to learn
> something from it and thank him for it.

Yeah! You learn to kick the NEXT jackass in the NUTS rather than eat
that crap, thereby performing as God's chosen teacher for the jackass so
he learns to be LESS of one next time. I love being an instrument of the
Almighty. Thanks, Lord!

--

HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot
is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.

Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson

"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin


Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (Who What Huh)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 15:24:18 GMT

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> You must show respect for the people god
>> has put in authority over you, even if they are jackasses. If god has
>> put a jackass in authority over you it is because he wants you to learn
>> something from it and thank him for it.
>
> Yeah! You learn to kick the NEXT jackass in the NUTS rather than eat
>that crap, thereby performing as God's chosen teacher for the jackass so
>he learns to be LESS of one next time. I love being an instrument of the
>Almighty. Thanks, Lord!

This means you care enough about jackasses to kick them in the nuts.
Its not worth my time.

--
"There are more spells than your commonplace magicians ever dreamed of."
-Joseph Conrad, from Victory


Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 13:21:10 -0800

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kdetal@aol.com (Who What Huh) wrote in message news:<20041111102418.00405.00000607@mb-m17.aol.com>...

> > Yeah! You learn to kick the NEXT jackass in the NUTS rather than eat
> >that crap, thereby performing as God's chosen teacher for the jackass so
> >he learns to be LESS of one next time. I love being an instrument of the
> >Almighty. Thanks, Lord!

> This means you care enough about jackasses to kick them in the nuts.
> Its not worth my time.

It is entirely your Sub-right to be an neo-underacheiver if you so
choose, but I'd bet up to 10 American dollars that you have found your
foot buried in someone's crotch before and will do so again. As you
get older, wiser and MORE INSANE, you will find that it becomes
reflexive. Sometimes you will kick wisely, sometimes not, but as you
are made of flesh, blood, bone and Slack, you WILL kick. Its the
galvanic response of the SubGeener to the electric prods of the Pink,
so KICK WITH PRIDE!

DAMN, I'm good. Too bad its at THIS, huh?

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HellPope Huey
Narcoleptic ninja weasels: Nature's lithe failures

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor
and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
- Jimmy Stewart, in "Harvey"

"Do you know how hard it is
to get a nicotine patch
to stick to a monkey?"
- "Dharma & Greg"


Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (Who What Huh)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 22:38:16 GMT

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> Yeah! You learn to kick the NEXT jackass in the NUTS rather than eat
>> >that crap, thereby performing as God's chosen teacher for the jackass so
>> >he learns to be LESS of one next time. I love being an instrument of the
>> >Almighty. Thanks, Lord!
>
>> This means you care enough about jackasses to kick them in the nuts.
>> Its not worth my time.
>
> It is entirely your Sub-right to be an neo-underacheiver if you so
>choose, but I'd bet up to 10 American dollars that you have found your
>foot buried in someone's crotch before and will do so again. As you
>get older, wiser and MORE INSANE, you will find that it becomes
>reflexive. Sometimes you will kick wisely, sometimes not, but as you
>are made of flesh, blood, bone and Slack, you WILL kick. Its the
>galvanic response of the SubGeener to the electric prods of the Pink,
>so KICK WITH PRIDE!

Psychopathology and stupidity make the world go round. Far be it from me to
interfere.

> DAMN, I'm good. Too bad its at THIS, huh?

Depends on what you are referring to. If it's quirky, insightful, entertaining
yet unpaid usenet posts, yeah its a damn shame.
--
"There are more spells than your commonplace magicians ever dreamed of."
-Joseph Conrad, from Victory


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 02:48:58 GMT

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Huey done wrote:
In article <20041111173816.06270.00000200@mb-m23.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (Who What Huh) wrote:

> > DAMN, I'm good. Too bad its at THIS, huh?
>
> Depends on what you are referring to. If it's quirky, insightful, entertaining
> yet unpaid usenet posts, yeah its a damn shame.

I give because I love. Also because its an amusing mix to do this with
one eye and watch "CSI" with the other. Slack & autopsies go together
like strap-ons and polishing grit: the nature of the song depends on
which side of the dong you're on.

--

HellPope Huey
Narcoleptic ninja weasels: Nature's lithe failures

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor
and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
- Jimmy Stewart, in "Harvey"

"Do you know how hard it is
to get a nicotine patch
to stick to a monkey?"
- "Dharma & Greg"


Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 15 Nov 2004 17:12:50 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
906456.20491411112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:

> Slack & autopsies go together
> like strap-ons and polishing grit: the nature of the song depends on
> which side of the dong you're on.
>

.SIG !!!

--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"It's Monday, I haven't had my coffee yet, and you're breathing my air.
DON'T START WITH ME!!!" -- me, around 7am


Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:38:52 GMT

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Jeff Spicoli wrote:

> The owner of a shaved ice business

Another great Son of Cleveland TN, birthplace of Unclaimed Mysteries!
Huzzah!

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net