I have Now "Marked" my territory
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 20 Nov 2004 17:02:04 GMT
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I have now placed my "mark" on the new used car I was forced to buy.
I have my Dobbs Head, 3WK radio, "Act Like a Dumbshit..." and "Pull the
wool..." stickers all over it.
It is now an official "Subgenius appoved" Slackmobile.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:55:20 GMT
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In article <20041120120204.07117.00000936@mb-m10.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> I have now placed my "mark" on the new used car I was forced to buy.
>I have my Dobbs Head, 3WK radio, "Act Like a Dumbshit..." and "Pull the
> wool..." stickers all over it.
>> It is now an official "Subgenius appoved" Slackmobile.
Even if you are involved in a violent vehicular altercation, Subgenius
stickers will protect you from serious bodily injury at speeds of up to
60 mph. However, your personal belongings can still be utterly fucked. I
speak from personal experience.
OTOH, SubGenius approval is a mercurial thing of suspect merit and like
expecting to get all of your nutritional needs from just Sugar Frosted
Flakes, likely to lead to scurvy.
--
HellPope Huey
If we could just get everyone to close his eyes for an hour
and imagine world peace,
think of how serene and quiet it would be
until the looting started.
"I don't need matches to burn stuff down.
All I need is these two hands
and a lack of adult supervision."
- "That 70s Show"
Setting a good example for children
takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 21 Nov 2004 19:55:51 GMT
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>OTOH, SubGenius approval is a mercurial thing of suspect merit and like
>expecting to get all of your nutritional needs from just Sugar Frosted
>Flakes, likely to lead to scurvy.
Sugar Frosted Flakes! Thats junk science!
Everyone knows that Frosted Mini-Wheats and Raisen Bran are the only two
cerials that are capible of sustaining yeti life.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:41:18 GMT
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>OTOH, SubGenius approval is a mercurial thing of suspect merit and like
>>expecting to get all of your nutritional needs from just Sugar Frosted
>>Flakes, likely to lead to scurvy.
>
>
> Sugar Frosted Flakes! Thats junk science!
>
> Everyone knows that Frosted Mini-Wheats and Raisen Bran are the only two
> cerials that are capible of sustaining yeti life.
I'm reasonably certain that Cocoa Pebbles fit in there somehow.
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004