I have one word for nu-monet: DUMBASS
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 18:47:47 -0800
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
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> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> >>
> >> But you're right, he really was an all-around
> >> great guy, wasn't he. Just ask any of the
> >> hundreds of thousands of Cambodian civilians he
> >> killed. If they weren't dead, I'm sure they'd
> >> all have thanked him for saving them from
> >> communism or whatever.
> >
> > Funny you should mention that. After the war, the
> > North Vietnamese confessed that the B-52 strikes
> > came very close to forcing them to quit.
And yet being close to quitting is not the same as quitting, so the B-52
strikes were FAILURE, not SUCCESS. So they all died as part of a FAILED
strategy to end a war they weren't even part of. Kind of like the tens
of thousands of Iraqis now dead as a consequence of the failure to find
weapons of mass destruction in a country with no demonstrable ties to
terrorism. But those lives don't matter to nu-monet either.
> >
> > And yes, I imagine Cambodia would have been a nicer
> > place if the Red Khmer hadn't conquered it and
> > killed, what, some THREE MILLION?
Why would nu-monet care, when he doesn't care about those bombed to
death in Cambodia? Oh, I know why, it bolsters whatever his current
argument is, so those millions of lives are temporarily meaningful to him.
> >
> > Personally, I think the whole Watergate thing was
> > a minor scandal created out of fear that Nixon was
> > about to launch a MASSIVE witch hunt based on the
> > question: "Why did we lose in Vietnam? Whose
> > fault is it?" Watergate was just going to be used
> > as a bargaining chip.
Nobody else on Earth thinks that.
> >
> > But then, for some reason, Nixon didn't start his
> > witch hunt. So, what the Hell?, we might as well
> > snark him over this stuff, and see how much political
> > capital we can make of it.
I can tell you the reason. It's because the witch hunt never existed
except inside the addled mind-substitute of the retard nu-monet.
> >
> > The amount of cynicism involved in the prosecution
> > of Watergate made me half sick. Nixon's inability
> > to defend himself made me all the way sick. When
> > his own republican congressmen turned on him, I
> > just said "fuck it." Traitors and scumbags.
>
> Are you one of those guys who think those hippie traitor scumbags at
> Kent State got what was coming to them?
He's one of those guys who thinks willingly submitting to the military
cult brainwashing to murder poor people on the other side of the planet
to protect the profits of multinational corporations and their
billionaire CEOs is admirable, and people who do that should be called
"heroes" instead of being told the truth - that they are fools who
became the willing tools of criminals and scoundrels and their criminal
actions should be punished and not condoned.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 19:59:54 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
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Nyah, nyah! Yer traitor war criminal Yankee lost!
That means you gotta eat cheeseburgers and drink
beer for a WHOLE FOUR MORE YEARS.
And little kids will throw shit at your house and
yell, "Nyah, nyah! Liberal! Whatcha gonna do about
it? Cry?"
Liberals are SUCH pussies.
--
"Pleasure me, you ebony wench!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo'
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 06 Nov 2004 15:18:48 GMT
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>Nyah, nyah! Yer traitor war criminal Yankee lost!
>
>That means you gotta eat cheeseburgers and drink
>beer for a WHOLE FOUR MORE YEARS.
>
>And little kids will throw shit at your house and
>yell, "Nyah, nyah! Liberal! Whatcha gonna do about
>it? Cry?"
>
>Liberals are SUCH pussies.
No. He's going to eat THE HELL out of Cheeseburgers for the next 4 years!
And if you hate "liberla values" so much, go to you Conspiracy Boss and as, nay
DEMAND that he remove all those liberal value that your currently enjoy....
40 Hour Week
paid Vacation
Health Insurance
Freedom form the Government peeking into you beadroom, finances, stopping ont
he street and demanding ID (opps, never mind. These are legal now under the so
called PATRIOT ACT)
Tell him you want to get paid only what the "market" says you should get paid.
Not a dime more!
Tell him you don't need no stinkin' Workman's Comp if you are injured on the
job!
And above all, when your job is sent overseas, DO NOT file for unemployment!
That will show him!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:38:38 GMT
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Remember when alt.slack was less than one-quarter pointless political
yammering? Wasn't that swell? You poor shmucks are losing your holy
sense of surreality. Who stirred YOUR Ovaltine with the op-ed page,
anyway?
BRING BACK THE ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS SEVEN!!!
--
HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic
People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 9 Nov 2004 14:36:43 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
E5373A.21385908112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> Remember when alt.slack was less than one-quarter pointless political
> yammering? Wasn't that swell? You poor shmucks are losing your holy
> sense of surreality. Who stirred YOUR Ovaltine with the op-ed page,
> anyway?
>
> BRING BACK THE ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS SEVEN!!!
>
>
WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
That, and a decent cup of coffee.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 11:31:32 -0800
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>
> WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
>
> That, and a decent cup of coffee.
What this WORLD needs is a chain of topless coffee shops.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 9 Nov 2004 19:56:39 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:41911B13.CCFBA8C5@yahoox.com:
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>>
>>
>> WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
>>
>> That, and a decent cup of coffee.
>
> What this WORLD needs is a chain of topless coffee shops.
>
Damn Nenslo. I absolutely agree with you on that one.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 19:58:47 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> >
> >
> > WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
> >
> > That, and a decent cup of coffee.
>
> What this WORLD needs is a chain of topless coffee shops.
I miss Rose's Deli in Portland!
It was sort of a topless deli with red flocked
wallpaper, and the best pastrami sammitch
and 7-layer chocolate cake!
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 16:00:16 -0800
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> > > WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
I'm mashing one of mine against the monitor as I type this in. Is it helping any?
--
HellPope Huey
I'm rubber and you're glue...
what the hell did we EAT, anyway?
The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,
but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
"I feel like someone opened my head
and poured in hot nickels."
- "Dharma & Greg"
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 22:58:57 -0800
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
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> > > > WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
>
> I'm mashing one of mine against the monitor as I type this in. Is it helping any?
That is so gay.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 10 Nov 2004 12:24:56 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:4191BC30.17CE379@yahoox.com:
> HellPopeHuey wrote:
>>
>> > > > WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
>>
>> I'm mashing one of mine against the monitor as I type this in. Is it
>> helping any?
>
> That is so gay.
Damn Nenslo. I absolutely agree with you on that one as well. NOW I'm
getting scared.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:46:04 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> nenslo wrote in news:4191BC30.17CE379@yahoox.com:
> > HellPopeHuey wrote:
> >>
> >> > > > WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
> >>
> >> I'm mashing one of mine against the monitor as I type this in. Is it
> >> helping any?
> >
> > That is so gay.
>
> Damn Nenslo. I absolutely agree with you on that one as well. NOW I'm
> getting scared.
Well you two fuckers LOOKED at it, so NOW who's "gay?" I'll bet you're
using it as wallpaper. You big swishes are really super, thanks for
asking!
--
HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson
"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 10 Nov 2004 18:44:10 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
1BEB0F.11471810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>> nenslo wrote in news:4191BC30.17CE379@yahoox.com:
>> > HellPopeHuey wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > > > WHAT THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS IS MORE TITS!
>> >>
>> >> I'm mashing one of mine against the monitor as I type this in. Is it
>> >> helping any?
>> >
>> > That is so gay.
>>
>> Damn Nenslo. I absolutely agree with you on that one as well. NOW I'm
>> getting scared.
>
> Well you two fuckers LOOKED at it, so NOW who's "gay?" I'll bet you're
> using it as wallpaper. You big swishes are really super, thanks for
> asking!
>
My monitor exploded. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!!!!
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:02:39 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
> 1BEB0F.11471810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> > Well you two fuckers LOOKED at it, so NOW who's "gay?" I'll bet you're
> > using it as wallpaper. You big swishes are really super, thanks for
> > asking!
> >
> My monitor exploded. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!!!!
So what did you post this with, a Speak & Spell? Liar, liar, Isles of
Langerhan on fire!!
--
HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot
is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson
"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Nov 2004 12:28:48 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
6DBBC9.16035310112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
>> 1BEB0F.11471810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
>> > Well you two fuckers LOOKED at it, so NOW who's "gay?" I'll bet
you're
>> > using it as wallpaper. You big swishes are really super, thanks for
>> > asking!
>> >
>> My monitor exploded. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!!!!
>
> So what did you post this with, a Speak & Spell? Liar, liar, Isles of
> Langerhan on fire!!
>
It's an Etch-A-Sketch with a 300 baud Hayes modem. The letters with
straight lines are easy, it's the CURVED ones that's a real bitch to draw!
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 20:18:42 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote in message news:...
> Remember when alt.slack was less than one-quarter pointless political
> yammering? Wasn't that swell? You poor shmucks are losing your holy
> sense of surreality. Who stirred YOUR Ovaltine with the op-ed page,
> anyway?
>
> BRING BACK THE ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS SEVEN!!!
>
Bring back J'lahn!
Oh, wait...
Bring back RLan!
Oh, wait...
Ummm...OK:
BRING BACK ZEEZA!
--
C.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 05:38:50 GMT
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In article <72e1e1e3.0411092018.70160242@posting.google.com>,
chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in message
> news:...
> > Remember when alt.slack was less than one-quarter pointless political
> > yammering? Wasn't that swell? You poor shmucks are losing your holy
> > sense of surreality. Who stirred YOUR Ovaltine with the op-ed page,
> > anyway?
> > BRING BACK THE ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS SEVEN!!!
> >
> Bring back J'lahn!
> > Oh, wait...
> > Bring back RLan!
> > Oh, wait...
> > Ummm...OK:
> > BRING BACK ZEEZA!
Bring back Fizzies. Whether you throw them to seagulls with ghastly,
predictable results or deftly and undetectably flick them into the beer
pitchers of noisy assholes at bars, yielding a veritable volcano of
foam, they're simply SWELL.
--
HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson
"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 20:16:49 -0800
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<418AECAA.64D5@succeeds.com>...
> nenslo wrote:
> >
>
> Nyah, nyah! Yer traitor war criminal Yankee lost!
>
>
Your AWOL chicken-hawk conservative *also* lost. He now gets complete
blame for everything that happens in the 'Raq through Jan 19, 2009.
Wish him luck--I am.
He'll need it.