I just saw it and it sucked!

Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 11:24:56 GMT

--------
I was just there, and saw it opening night. It sucked, tho. I mean how
many times can you watch the same 5 moves over and over. Backwards,
sideways, sideways the other way, kneeling, rearing. Plus they were all
wanna be players, like the second string or something. Not as
professional as the original.

It was opening night and Bill Shatner was there. I met the couple who
were sitting next to him! She said she rubbed shoulders with him the
whole time, so I rubbed her shoulder, too. Secondary Kirk contact!
Whoo-hoo! He just glared when I saluted him and said, "Captain..."
Should I have said "Denny Crane"?

Rod "the Mod" was there, too; he left quickly, tho. So was Jon Favreau
and another actress I don't know the name of.

Pity it sucked so hard, tho.

--
ArWeCavalier




Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 13:34:41 -0800

--------
"ArWeGod" wrote in message news:...

> I was just there, and saw it opening night. It sucked, tho. I mean how
> many times can you watch the same 5 moves over and over. Backwards,
> sideways, sideways the other way, kneeling, rearing. Plus they were all
> wanna be players, like the second string or something. Not as
> professional as the original.

Aw hell, I knew it sucked when I saw the first press release, so
instead, I spent the money on a copy of the director's cut of the
"Dawn of the Dead" remake and a big jar of Mama Graballsi's Pasta
Sauce with peyote bits.

The only thing I want to see William Shatner in is a big block of
lucite.

--

HellPope Huey
Narcoleptic ninja weasels: Nature's lithe failures

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor
and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
- Jimmy Stewart, in "Harvey"

"Do you know how hard it is
to get a nicotine patch
to stick to a monkey?"
- "Dharma & Greg"


Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 00:22:16 GMT

--------
"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0411111334.400e4b97@posting.google.com...
> "ArWeGod" wrote in message
news:...
>
> > I was just there, and saw it opening night. It sucked, tho. I mean
how
> > many times can you watch the same 5 moves over and over. Backwards,
> > sideways, sideways the other way, kneeling, rearing. Plus they were
all
> > wanna be players, like the second string or something. Not as
> > professional as the original.


>
> The only thing I want to see William Shatner in is a big block of
> lucite.

Bill wasn't IN it, he was in the audience watching it! Sorry for the
confusion. Boston Legal rocks! He's great as "Denny Crane". He was good
in "Free Enterprise" playing himself, but as a loser with a dream to
star in a Shakespeare play. A one-man Shakespeare play. "Well, [he]
can't play Calpurnia."

--
ArWeReadyToBeamUp




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 03:01:07 GMT

--------
In article ,
"ArWeGod" wrote:
> "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> news:8cc8cffc.0411111334.400e4b97@posting.google.com...

> > The only thing I want to see William Shatner in is a big block of
> > lucite.
>
> Bill wasn't IN it, he was in the audience watching it! Sorry for the
> confusion. Boston Legal rocks! He's great as "Denny Crane". He was good
> in "Free Enterprise" playing himself, but as a loser with a dream to
> star in a Shakespeare play. A one-man Shakespeare play. "Well, [he]
> can't play Calpurnia."

I still stand by my original statement. His finest moment was when he
was MELTING at the end of "Devil's Rain."

--

HellPope Huey
Narcoleptic ninja weasels: Nature's lithe failures

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor
and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
- Jimmy Stewart, in "Harvey"

"Do you know how hard it is
to get a nicotine patch
to stick to a monkey?"
- "Dharma & Greg"