Jobs for the rest of us

Correspondent:: "ouroboros rex"
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:09:46 -0600

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1. Put the Fairness Doctrine back in place over the US media, and repeal
the telecommunications act of 1996.

2. Bury Fox News, FrontPageMag, Weekly Standard, Newsmax, Drudge, and any
other news outlet caught routinely promoting verifiable lies. Legal action,
boycotts, movie documentaries, whatever it takes.

3. Begin massive nationally organized protests aimed at bringing Washington
DC to a week-long standstill any time another radical religious kook is
being voted on in Congress.

4. Begin massive projects to drag the skeletons out of the closets of the
wackjob GOP operatives put in place by the Bush junta. To copy the
republicans, add exposure and harrassment of their families.

5. Outlaw, ban, or destroy all electronic voting machines without
verifiable, machine-countable paper reciepts - illegally if necessary, this
is America we are fighting for.

6. Sign petitions indicating your readiness to defend your female family
members from application of regressive abortion laws with deadly force on
your property.

7. Withdraw all funds from any financial institution shown to have backed
republicans over democrats in the last election.

8. Forever boycott all businesses that stumped, advertised, supported, or
otherwise advocated for the republican party.

9. Forever boycott all advertisers for TV stations that air anti-democratic
propaganda.

10. Remove yourself and your family from any house of worship that
supported the republican agenda this year. If you can get hardship money
out of them first, go for it.





Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 20:35:33 -0000

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"ouroboros rex" wrote in
news:cmgfla$lsf$1@news.ks.uiuc.edu:

> 8. Forever boycott all businesses that stumped, advertised,
> supported, or otherwise advocated for the republican party.

Hey that means I can quit my job and slack off!

-phy


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 22:53:00 -0800

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ouroboros rex wrote:
>
> 1. Put the Fairness Doctrine back in place over the US media, and repeal
> the telecommunications act of 1996.
>
> 2. Bury Fox News, FrontPageMag, Weekly Standard, Newsmax, Drudge, and any
> other news outlet caught routinely promoting verifiable lies. Legal action,
> boycotts, movie documentaries, whatever it takes.
>
> 3. Begin massive nationally organized protests aimed at bringing Washington
> DC to a week-long standstill any time another radical religious kook is
> being voted on in Congress.
>
> 4. Begin massive projects to drag the skeletons out of the closets of the
> wackjob GOP operatives put in place by the Bush junta. To copy the
> republicans, add exposure and harrassment of their families.
>
> 5. Outlaw, ban, or destroy all electronic voting machines without
> verifiable, machine-countable paper reciepts - illegally if necessary, this
> is America we are fighting for.
>
> 6. Sign petitions indicating your readiness to defend your female family
> members from application of regressive abortion laws with deadly force on
> your property.
>
> 7. Withdraw all funds from any financial institution shown to have backed
> republicans over democrats in the last election.
>
> 8. Forever boycott all businesses that stumped, advertised, supported, or
> otherwise advocated for the republican party.
>
> 9. Forever boycott all advertisers for TV stations that air anti-democratic
> propaganda.
>
> 10. Remove yourself and your family from any house of worship that
> supported the republican agenda this year. If you can get hardship money
> out of them first, go for it.

11. Magic wine jug that never goes dry and a cheese that never gets
smaller no matter how much you cut off it.

12. Live in forest with "Merry Men," rob rich and give to poor.


Correspondent:: "ouroboros rex"
Date: Sat, 6 Nov 2004 16:33:35 -0600

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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:418C74CB.A0B3110C@yahoox.com...
> ouroboros rex wrote:
>>
>> 1. Put the Fairness Doctrine back in place over the US media, and repeal
>> the telecommunications act of 1996.
>>
>> 2. Bury Fox News, FrontPageMag, Weekly Standard, Newsmax, Drudge, and
>> any
>> other news outlet caught routinely promoting verifiable lies. Legal
>> action,
>> boycotts, movie documentaries, whatever it takes.
>>
>> 3. Begin massive nationally organized protests aimed at bringing
>> Washington
>> DC to a week-long standstill any time another radical religious kook is
>> being voted on in Congress.
>>
>> 4. Begin massive projects to drag the skeletons out of the closets of
>> the
>> wackjob GOP operatives put in place by the Bush junta. To copy the
>> republicans, add exposure and harrassment of their families.
>>
>> 5. Outlaw, ban, or destroy all electronic voting machines without
>> verifiable, machine-countable paper reciepts - illegally if necessary,
>> this
>> is America we are fighting for.
>>
>> 6. Sign petitions indicating your readiness to defend your female family
>> members from application of regressive abortion laws with deadly force on
>> your property.
>>
>> 7. Withdraw all funds from any financial institution shown to have
>> backed
>> republicans over democrats in the last election.
>>
>> 8. Forever boycott all businesses that stumped, advertised, supported,
>> or
>> otherwise advocated for the republican party.
>>
>> 9. Forever boycott all advertisers for TV stations that air
>> anti-democratic
>> propaganda.
>>
>> 10. Remove yourself and your family from any house of worship that
>> supported the republican agenda this year. If you can get hardship money
>> out of them first, go for it.
>
> 11. Magic wine jug that never goes dry and a cheese that never gets
> smaller no matter how much you cut off it.
>
> 12. Live in forest with "Merry Men," rob rich and give to poor.

sign me up! lol But can I get the never-empty bong bowl too?




Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 16:41:12 -0600

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ouroboros rex wrote:

> sign me up! lol But can I get the never-empty bong bowl too?

Yes, but since you said "lol" you get the cursed one that only fills with
seedy Mexican dirt.


Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 07:08:28 -0800

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In article <418C74CB.A0B3110C@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> ouroboros rex wrote:
> >
> > 1. Put the Fairness Doctrine back in place over the US media, and repeal
> > the telecommunications act of 1996.
> >
> > 2. Bury Fox News, FrontPageMag, Weekly Standard, Newsmax, Drudge, and any
> > other news outlet caught routinely promoting verifiable lies. Legal action,
> > boycotts, movie documentaries, whatever it takes.
> >
> > 3. Begin massive nationally organized protests aimed at bringing Washington
> > DC to a week-long standstill any time another radical religious kook is
> > being voted on in Congress.
> >
> > 4. Begin massive projects to drag the skeletons out of the closets of the
> > wackjob GOP operatives put in place by the Bush junta. To copy the
> > republicans, add exposure and harrassment of their families.
> >
> > 5. Outlaw, ban, or destroy all electronic voting machines without
> > verifiable, machine-countable paper reciepts - illegally if necessary, this
> > is America we are fighting for.
> >
> > 6. Sign petitions indicating your readiness to defend your female family
> > members from application of regressive abortion laws with deadly force on
> > your property.
> >
> > 7. Withdraw all funds from any financial institution shown to have backed
> > republicans over democrats in the last election.
> >
> > 8. Forever boycott all businesses that stumped, advertised, supported, or
> > otherwise advocated for the republican party.
> >
> > 9. Forever boycott all advertisers for TV stations that air anti-democratic
> > propaganda.
> >
> > 10. Remove yourself and your family from any house of worship that
> > supported the republican agenda this year. If you can get hardship money
> > out of them first, go for it.
>
> 11. Magic wine jug that never goes dry and a cheese that never gets
> smaller no matter how much you cut off it.
>
> 12. Live in forest with "Merry Men," rob rich and give to poor.

13. ???

14. Profit

pb


Correspondent:: itsreal@wouldilie.com (Rev. Thomas Israel)
Date: 7 Nov 2004 15:20:34 -0800

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"ouroboros rex" wrote in message news:...
> 1. Put the Fairness Doctrine back in place over the US media, and repeal
> the telecommunications act of 1996.
>

Have Caesar fix Caesar.

> 2. Bury Fox News, FrontPageMag, Weekly Standard, Newsmax, Drudge, and any
> other news outlet caught routinely promoting verifiable lies. Legal action,
> boycotts, movie documentaries, whatever it takes.
>

Since Air America, Mother Jones, Utne, Real Change, and the Dean-blog
are going to be plowed under by the Republicrats, might as well keep
thingseven.

> 3. Begin massive nationally organized protests aimed at bringing Washington
> DC to a week-long standstill any time another radical religious kook is
> being voted on in Congress.
>

"I don't approve of the course this vessel is taking, so I'm going to
sabotage the engine."

> 4. Begin massive projects to drag the skeletons out of the closets of the
> wackjob GOP operatives put in place by the Bush junta. To copy the
> republicans, add exposure and harrassment of their families.

I personally had quite enough of "blowjob politics" the term before
last.

>
> 5. Outlaw, ban, or destroy all electronic voting machines without
> verifiable, machine-countable paper reciepts

Sure.

> - illegally if necessary, this
> is America we are fighting for.
>

Nope.

> 6. Sign petitions indicating your readiness to defend your female family
> members from application of regressive abortion laws with deadly force on
> your property.
>

If you think the law--even a law you don't approve of--loses force at
your property line, I wonder how it is you've managed to stay out of
jail this long.

> 7. Withdraw all funds from any financial institution shown to have backed
> republicans over democrats in the last election.
>

Sure.

> 8. Forever boycott all businesses that stumped, advertised, supported, or
> otherwise advocated for the republican party.
>

Forever boycott all businesses, period.

This of course requires growing your own food, making your own
clothing, and building your own computer out of raw crystalline
silica.
I would believe Rev. Nenslo if he claimed to do this, but not any of
the rest of you.


> 9. Forever boycott all advertisers for TV stations that air anti-democratic
> propaganda.

What's a "TV Station"?

>
> 10. Remove yourself and your family from any house of worship that
> supported the republican agenda this year. If you can get hardship money
> out of them first, go for it.

Any house of worship that supports worldly politics is Antichrist.
Read your Book of Revelation.

I dont necessarily approve of fraud, however.


--
Your sins are forgiven you. Go, and sin no more.


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 01:38:08 GMT

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Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> Any house of worship that supports worldly politics is Antichrist.
> Read your Book of Revelation.

You won't find much support for radical fundamentalist evangelizing here.

> Your sins are forgiven you. Go, and sin no more.

On whose authority? Yours? Only God can judge me, asshole.


Correspondent:: itsreal@wouldilie.com (Rev. Thomas Israel)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 19:26:56 -0800

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:<46Ajd.27322$Qv5.5980@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com>...
> Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> > Any house of worship that supports worldly politics is Antichrist.
> > Read your Book of Revelation.
>
> You won't find much support for radical fundamentalist evangelizing here.

Glad to hear it, particularly since I'm *not* evangelizing for radical
fundmentalism.

Please read what I actually posted and reply to that.

If you can't get past your kneejerk response to the words "Antichrist"
and "Revelation", then you're welcome to send me to your killfile.
>

> > Your sins are forgiven you. Go, and sin no more.
>
> On whose authority?

Whose authority do I need?

>Yours?

*Grin*
"Thou sayest it".

>Only God can judge me, [expletive].

Then it's certainly a good thing He's not in the business of passing
judgement.

--
Your sins are forgiven you. Go, and sin no more.


Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 20:04:42 -0800

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itsreal@wouldilie.com (Rev. Thomas Israel) wrote in message news:<9859c5ed.0411081926.19823939@posting.google.com>...
>
> Please read what I actually posted and reply to that.
>

No.

> If you can't get past your kneejerk response to the words "Antichrist"
> and "Revelation", then you're welcome to send me to your killfile.
> >

"Thou sayest it".

PLONK.

>
> > > Your sins are forgiven you. Go, and sin no more.
> >
> > On whose authority?
>
> Whose authority do I need?

Mine.

--
C.