Nationwide Onychomycosis study

Correspondent:: toenailfungus.pep@tklresearch.com (toenailfungus)
Date: 19 Nov 2004 12:33:44 -0800

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We are searching for adults 18 - 60 years with the early stages of a
toenail fungus condition called "onychomycosis" – a gradual change in
toenail color from clear and fleshy to yellowish-brown with a
hardening and/or thickening of the toenail - to participate in a
nationwide research study to treat this condition.

Qualified adults will receive study drug. There is no cost.

To find out if there is a study location near you, please send an
email to: toenailfungus.pep@tklresearch.com Please include: your age,
city and state. We will return your email within 24 hours with the
clinical study location nearest you.


Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 14:36:52 -0700

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toenailfungus wrote:
>
> We are searching for adults 18 - 60 years with
> the early stages of a toenail fungus condition
> called "onychomycosis" – a gradual change in
> toenail color from clear and fleshy to yellowish-
> brown with a hardening and/or thickening of the
> toenail - to participate in a nationwide research
> study to treat this condition.

I've got something like that, except it's happening
to my penis. It's turning all yellowish-brown with
a distinct hardening and thickening. It also has
these funny looking bumps all over that drive girls
wild.

It's not really a problem, so I don't wish to
participate in your study.


--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 21:46:46 GMT

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In article <419E6774.127@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> toenailfungus wrote:
> >
> > We are searching for adults 18 - 60 years with
> > the early stages of a toenail fungus condition
> > called "onychomycosis" – a gradual change in
> > toenail color from clear and fleshy to yellowish-
> > brown with a hardening and/or thickening of the
> > toenail - to participate in a nationwide research
> > study to treat this condition.
>
> I've got something like that, except it's happening
> to my penis. It's turning all yellowish-brown with
> a distinct hardening and thickening. It also has
> these funny looking bumps all over that drive girls
> wild.
>
> It's not really a problem, so I don't wish to
> participate in your study.

I'll bet you can play a mean game of cricket with it as well.

--

HellPope Huey
I clicked my ruby slippers together,
but nothing happened
and the bikers beat the crap out of me anyway

We are here on Earth to do good to others.
What the others are here for, I don't know.
- W. H. Auden

"In the event of an emergency,
I stand in a field with a cow and wait to be airlifted."
- "The West Wing"


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 20 Nov 2004 16:56:20 GMT

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>We are searching for adults 18 - 60 years with the early stages of a
>toenail fungus condition called "onychomycosis" – a gradual change in
>toenail color from clear and fleshy to yellowish-brown with a
>hardening and/or thickening of the toenail - to participate in a
>nationwide research study to treat this condition.
>
>Qualified adults will receive study drug. There is no cost.
>
>To find out if there is a study location near you, please send an
>email to: toenailfungus.pep@tklresearch.com Please include: your age,
>city and state. We will return your email within 24 hours with the
>clinical study location nearest you.
>
>
>
>

If you can, I volunteer to test Frop as a cure. that way I will not have to
worry about the random drug tests, and legal hassells.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague