PMS Prayerbook page 4

Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:29:49 -0600

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"Bob'
Grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change
courage to change the things i can
and wisdom to know he's lying when
he insists my butt doesn't look big.


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:33:40 -0800

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On Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:29:49 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:

>"Bob'
>Grant me the serenity to accept
> the things I cannot change
>courage to change the things i can
>and wisdom to know he's lying when
>he insists my butt doesn't look big.

Women have PMS, but MEN have The Passion of the Christ!

See what I mean?


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Summoning his cosmic powers
and blowing slightly from his toes
the psychic emanations flow
- Syd Barret



Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 19 Nov 2004 00:40:30 GMT

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PMS Prayerbook? I don't know what you're talking about.

I'll be in a perfectly great mood as long as you bend to my will on absolutely
everything.
--
"I AM Evil!
"No, your boring, which is worse.
"
-Anonymous twits on Alt.Magick


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 02:28:12 GMT

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In article <20041118194030.07924.00001128@mb-m07.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:

> I'll be in a perfectly great mood as long as you bend to my will on absolutely
> everything.

Now see, this is exactly why Usenet always reeks of ozone and formic
acid.

--

HellPope Huey
I am not a conservative crossdresser, but IT COULD HAPPEN!!
YES!!! MY KIND SHALL something something!!

And if you gaze for long into an abyss,
the abyss gazes also into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

When you gaze into the abyss,
Mrs. Barstow pokes you in the eye
and screams at you to plug up that hole in her shower stall
or she'll KICK YOU INNA NUTS.
- HellPope Huey


Correspondent:: "Rev. Simian"
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 03:12:46 +0000

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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. kdetal
sat down and wrote
>PMS Prayerbook? I don't know what you're talking about.
>
>I'll be in a perfectly great mood as long as you bend to my will on
>absolutely
>everything.

Excuse me, I think of your name as K. Detal. The K stands for Kay, and
Detal is your rather unusual surname. Should I stop thinking this, or
doesn't it matter? I will bend to your will on this matter.

--
Rev. Simian


Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 20 Nov 2004 21:44:09 GMT

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>>I'll be in a perfectly great mood as long as you bend to my will on
>>absolutely
>>everything.
>
>Excuse me, I think of your name as K. Detal. The K stands for Kay, and
>Detal is your rather unusual surname. Should I stop thinking this, or
>doesn't it matter? I will bend to your will on this matter.
>
>--
>Rev. Simian

You may think as you wish, since this is usenet; I asked my will and it didn't
seem to have a preference on the matter.

I might go by K. Detal is an anagram for Delta. My subliminal conscious has a
thing for either rivers, the number four, greek, math, chemistry or special
forces.
--
"I AM Evil!
"No, your boring, which is worse."
-Anonymous twits on Alt.Magick


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:48:12 -0800

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kdetal wrote:
>
> I'll be in a perfectly great mood as long as you bend to my will on absolutely
> everything.

That sounds so familiar.


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 17:30:34 GMT

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In article <41A17D9A.80CDF1AA@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> kdetal wrote:
> >
> > I'll be in a perfectly great mood as long as you bend to my will on
> > absolutely everything.
>
> That sounds so familiar.

It should. You say it in the mirror every morning while you shave...
your legs.

--

HellPope Huey
In real life, I am a warm and playful companion
hampered only by being a telekinetic alcoholic.
I never have to pay for a drop.

"You haven't hit rock bottom
until you've fought off three other drunks
to suck on a Hungarian booby-pickle."
- "The Drew Carey Show"

"They'll let anyone foster a kid.
They'd let me and I'm 100 years old and a Communist to boot."
- Don Rickles, "The Wool Cap"


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 23:00:18 -0800

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On 19 Nov 2004 00:40:30 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:

>PMS Prayerbook? I don't know what you're talking about.
>
>I'll be in a perfectly great mood as long as you bend to my will on absolutely
>everything.

"Love is a gypsy child
that has never obeyed the law

If you don't love me, I love you
If I love you, you had best beware "

(Carmen)

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
New message 2994
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Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 22 Nov 2004 08:42:41 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote:


>Love is a gypsy child
> that has never obeyed the law


Now that's a great poetic line.

--
"I AM Evil!
"No, your boring, which is worse."



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:12:28 -0800

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On 22 Nov 2004 08:42:41 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:

>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>
>>Love is a gypsy child
>> that has never obeyed the law
>
>
>Now that's a great poetic line.

It's pretty in French but I don't speak French

Quand je vous aimerai?
Ma foi, je ne sais pas,
Peut-être jamais, peut-être demain.
Mais pas aujourd'hui, c'est certain.

L'amour est un oiseau rebelle
Que nul ne peut apprivoiser,
Et c'est bien en vain qu'on l'appelle,
S'il lui convient de refuser.
Rien n'y fait, menace ou prière
L'un parle bien, l'autre se tait;
Et c'est l'autre que je préfère
Il n'a rien dit; mais il me plaît.
L'amour! L'amour! L'amour! L'amour!

L'amour est enfant de Bohême,
Il n'a jamais, jamais connu de loi,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!
Si tu ne m'aime pas,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime!
Mais, si je t'aime,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!
Si tu ne m'aime pas,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime!
Mais, si je t'aime,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!

L'oiseau que tu croyais surprendre
Battit de l'aile et s'envola;
L'amour est loin, tu peux l'attendre;
Tu ne l'attend plus, il est là!
Tout autour de toi vite, vite,
Il vient, s'en va, puis il revient!
Tu crois le tenir, il t'évite;
Tu crois l'éviter, il te tient!
L'amour, l'amour, l'amour, l'amour!

L'amour est enfant de Bohême,
Il n'a jamais, jamais connu de loi,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!
Si tu ne m'aime pas,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime!
Mais, si je t'aime,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!
Si tu ne m'aime pas,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime!
Mais, si je t'aime,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the
job is underestimating."

- George W Bush, U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000



Correspondent:: Priestess Pisces
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 23:28:47 GMT

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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote in
news:qubqp01cl19585q5e0g9coqcb8gonn3eqc@4ax.com:

> "Bob'
> Grant me the serenity to accept
> the things I cannot change
> courage to change the things i can
> and wisdom to know he's lying when
> he insists my butt doesn't look big.

More please.
or email me the rest

Priestesspisces
(email is name plus that place that has the ads with the little halos round
the folks heads)


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:47:17 -0800

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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
>
> "Bob'
> Grant me the serenity to accept
> the things I cannot change
> courage to change the things i can
> and wisdom to know he's lying when
> he insists my butt doesn't look big.

Once a gal asked me if her skirt made her butt look big and I said with
a bug-eyed grin, YEAH, it's GREAT!!! Cured her of that nasty habit.


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 07:20:34 GMT

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nenslo wrote:
> "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
>>
>> "Bob'
>> Grant me the serenity to accept
>> the things I cannot change
>> courage to change the things i can
>> and wisdom to know he's lying when
>> he insists my butt doesn't look big.
>
> Once a gal asked me if her skirt made her butt look big and I said with
> a bug-eyed grin, YEAH, it's GREAT!!! Cured her of that nasty habit.

I'm stealing that and making it my own. Hope you don't mind.