Prayer Requests 11/05
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:34:46 -0700
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Friday Night Partners in Christ wrote:
>
> Hi:
>
> Here are some more prayer requests from
> our meeting on 11/5:
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> Please pray for comfort:
> -Anna (client of Tracy), recently widowed
"Bob" hears your prayers. "Bob" wants you to
kick back on a comfortable easy chair in the
recliner position, wearing a cuddly bathrobe
and slippers, with plenty of yummy goodies in
easy reach along with a new-batteried remote
control. Then "Bob" wants you to call your
boss and quit your job before throwing your
phone into the lit fireplace, and SLACK OFF!
> Please pray for project completion!
> -Mark to work on home improvement project
> and maintain Janelle's sanity!
X-Day will come on schedule. That is the ONLY
project worth completing. And Janelle just needs
to CHILL OUT and quit worrying about insanity.
Sanity is overrated. Insanity is only bad if you
get all stressed out about it.
> Please pray for health:
> -Troy: Stephanie's grandfather having
> surgery
"Bob" sez that surgery is NOT just to make you
"better", it's to make you "better than better".
Grand-pa should look forward to having more and
more of his weak, human body replaced with
strong, powerful machine parts.
> Please pray for serenity:
> -Tracy: Resolve some relational conflicts
> she is having with some friends
She should hunt down and kill her friends. Life
will be extra serene once she no longer has
friends. It will be a pure joy if she GETS AWAY
WITH IT. If she FOOLS THEM ALL and leaves a
confusing evidence trail that points the finger
at someone who has an iron-clad alibi, leading
to a sensational and entertaining trial and a
book deal for the falsely accused.
> God Bless...
>
> Chuck
Drink up...
Chuck
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